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Carey
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Posted on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 03:23 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Michelle Ooooooh my

Why white America perhaps fears Michelle more than Barack.

Excerpts from a 'Jack & Jill politics' newsletter:

...as hard as it is to accept a black president, it’s even harder to accept a black first lady. First Lady has always held a beloved sentimental mother/wife of the nation symbolism. Conservatives are not ready to have to look at this very BLACK woman with her degrees and her fierceness and see her as the epitome of the American mother/wife.
This will be a first for white people. They do not want this black woman in the White House as their first lady. That New Yorker cartoon was [actually] about Michelle - she was its focal point…..look closely... she is the leader, the one starting the “revolution” they want you to imagine…………

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews said, in the course of covering the Obama candidacy, 'He (Barack Obama) brings none of the ‘ bad stuff, you know?” By ‘Bad Stuff’, he meant the legacy of [whites] enslaving Africans in this country, keeping them as second-class citizens until 1965, a mere 11 years before this country celebrated its 200th anniversary. You know, ‘the original sin’, or ‘ the birth defect’, as Condi Rice called it. Barack escapes this 'bad stuff' only because his mother was white and may have had ancestors involved in the slave trade; and also because Barack's father was not African American. He was full blooded African and therefore Barack had no ancestors enslaved by America - and so the white guilt factor is missing when they think of
him. HOWEVER, NO SUCH LUCK WITH MICHELLE!

Michelle Obama is a direct threat and lightening bolt against White Superiority. Because, she’s Black… VISIBLY BLACK… But it's important to note, she does not, in any way, shape, or form, contour to the acceptable Black Pathologies that enable White Supremacy to sigh with relief. [welfare mother, fatherless child, druggie, etc.] Michelle was raised in a neighborhood. In a home. With TWO parents. No child revolving in and out of jail.
Raised by a Black man who not only provided for his family, but did so, WITH A DISABILITY. Her mother had a working class job - secretary- but it was taken ONLY after she had seen her youngest child settle into HIGH SCHOOL.

Michelle Obama’s poise, her confidence, her aura - that was created by that humble Black man, who by all accounts, adored her. He told her that she is worthy, and so, when you have that told to you by the first man who loves and protects you, you seek that validation of that in your choice of mate, you’ll settle for nothing less, and Michelle hasn’t.

Michelle Obama, doesn’t fit any of the acceptable Black pathologies. And when you don’t fit the acceptable Black pathologies, then you must be destroyed. Michelle Obama has become the face of the Black America whose existence is routinely denied by this country. Think about it.

In ONE generation, the face of this 'Invisible America' has gone from living on the top floor of a bungalow, to the possibility of living in The White House. And yet, Michelle Obama, refuses to say ' I’m special”, in order to give white America its usual security blanket [that she is one of the exceptions rather than the rule], So what should be done?

Beat her down into submission.

Michelle Obama represents everything we black women want our daughters to be. When we stand up for her we stand up for ourselves. No other women in the world are more neglected and abused as African women period. Michelle looks like [our] daughters, her daughters look like us. We love the way Barack looks at her we adore the way he looks at his daughters. The Obamas represent the hope that we can be loved by our men and they will support us in whatever we do. Little African American girls need a vision and dream of what it is like to be loved by a man who looks just like them.

Is America ready for a First Lady who looks like her? A regular black woman? Not a passable biracial curly haired girl that they call black, but a regular black woman from the south side of Chicago ? With dark skin?

Is she going to be the face of The Woman on the largest pedestal in the country? A self-confessed 'loud-mouth” black woman? If the Obamas succeed, it turns white supremacy upside down. And not because a black man is in the White House; but, because a black woman will be there who didn’t have to come in the back door to lie in bed with the president.
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Posted on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 05:00 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Have the people who write this "bougie" Jack and Jill newsletter ever heard of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice whose resume and background resembles Michelle Obama's, as did TV's Claire Huxable's? Have the authors heard the claims of those who insist that the Cosby show of the 1980s laid the ground work for the Obama's ascendency and that, altho a Republican, Condi is actually a high-profile role model for little black girls, someone who doesn't fit white America's stereotyped image of black women.

If black men aren't going into paroxyisms about Michelle's butt, black women are turning her into Super Sista. And where is Kola Boof when we need her? Obama's light-skinned daughters are not the kind that little dark-skinned girls can relate to. The ol colorism factor is alive and well.

BTW, there is already an undercurrent of grumbling among certain Blacks in Chicago over how Obama seems to be including only blacks with Ivy League credentials in his loop, and that he is, indeed, an elitist who the black masses will become increasingly hard-pressed to identify with.

And, then, there's the catty crowd of black woman rolling their eyes, believing Michelle to be too overbearing and how she needs to cut Obama some slack during their joint interviews. Just goes to show that you can't please everybody...
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Posted on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 08:24 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique, I know you didn't just say that. I bet you are grin'in from ear to gray hair. You know you done started sumptin'!

I'm going to get back at you. Am watching football while listening to JayZ's American Gangster -- Oklahoma against Oklahoma State.
I can't let you slide with that. Take off those blue contacts and stop looking through the eyes of white folk.

~Carey
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Posted on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 10:40 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I don't have gray hair. Or do I wear blue contacts. I reported what I reported and it is what it is. Haven't you learned by now that being taken aback about what some one says, doesn't make them take it back????
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Posted on Sunday, November 30, 2008 - 11:52 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I believe the above is from the J&J blog (www.jackandjillpolitics.com). Please, please, please give a link when you post a brief snippet from folks' blogs. It is poor "netiquette" to repost blog content without linking.

Cynique, if this is, in fact, from J&J then I think you will find that the bloggers are well aware of all the things you mentioned and have commented on a wide range of Black-related political thought. I think one of the contributing editors from Blogher (www.blogher.com) has also written recently on the Obamas and the "Huxtable effect."

BTW, I find the resumes of Obama's picks quite impressive. Considering that many of these folks are around my age, makes me feel kinda like a slacker, however! LOL :-)
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Posted on Sunday, November 30, 2008 - 01:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Thanks, Yvette. It was ignorace on my part. I thought since the source was mentioned at the top, I didn't need to link it. My bad.

Dang, there goes another one of those reem jobs, Cynique was talking about *lol*.
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Posted on Sunday, November 30, 2008 - 08:41 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"If black men aren't going into paroxyisms about Michelle's butt, black women are turning her into Super Sista. And where is Kola Boof when we need her? Obama's light-skinned daughters are not the kind that little dark-skinned girls can relate to. The ol colorism factor is alive and well.

BTW, there is already an undercurrent of grumbling among certain Blacks in Chicago over how Obama seems to be including only blacks with Ivy League credentials in his loop, a......

......their joint interviews. Just goes to show that you can't please everybody..."


Doesn’t matter. It's the nature of Negroes to carp, whine and belly ache about any and everything. I too have heard their petty chicken shyt comments and insinuations about Obama. So sad. Oh well, nothing new here……………
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Posted on Sunday, November 30, 2008 - 10:52 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It is inevitable that the euphoria of Obama's victory would result in a let-down that includes a hangover of pettiness. But because something is petty doesn't mean it's not true. Some things are just better left unsaid; unless, of course, you're a cynic...
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 10:53 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

No worries, Carey!

Um, and I must have missed the discussion of "reem jobs." What was the gist of it? :-)
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 10:57 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There is also trouble on the Oprah/Gayle/Michelle Front

http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/28628-drama_new_kitty_kelley_biography_claims_t hat_gayle_king_is_hating_hard_on_michelle_obama.html
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 10:58 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Why do I see, somewhere down the line, Michelle and Barack having a fight and her taking the kids and leaving the White House?

Have I been watching too many Tyler Perry movies?
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 03:05 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Stop it, Yvette. Get out of my chair. Don't be instigating *lol*. My reference to "ream job" was something Cynique said to me back in the Aretha post.

I didn't want to bring it up because Cynique is still in therapy after that beat down.

Now stop it, that was yesterday :-).

Maybe I should post a link.
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 05:26 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And, of course, we all know how much credibility you have on this board, Carey. In regard to your misguided remark about a "beat-down", considering that NTFS and Yvette were in sync with my comments on the subject as opposed to having a boot-lickin lackey like you on my side, I required nothing further.
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 06:52 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"credibility" -- said by an old black Hillbilly.

Lacky you say, get out of my way
There's egg on your face
You left in disgrace, wasn't even a race
Thumper tore you a new a** hole

Diss if you wish, can't change the score
That mess you wrote, was one big bore
Aretah couldn't sing, what a crock of s*it
Your butt was out, one ugly split
That's why...
Thumper reamed you
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 07:29 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Never said Aretha couldn't sing.
Making up lies is your kind of thing.
I don't confine myself to absolutes,
I leave that to those who can't stand but stoop
like YOU when you're lickin somebody's boot.

Because you're so out of it you always resort
to making up all of the crap you distort
And you take the cake for being a bore,
when it comes to being funny, zero is your score.

Now go back to the empty stands
with the rest of the absent Aretha fans
who never showed up to defend
but kept their silence to the end.
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 08:01 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

My dear friend, Cynique

Okay okay, I hear what you say
Am off the floor, a point you did score
Cry babies I detest
Why not give it a rest

Yvette came, the other did too
They came to help, you were being a fool
Resort to distort, my stuff was facts
Duck sounds you make, quack quack quack

Pay attention, stop runnin' yo mouth
Your leaking, your brains gone south
Keep it up, am tryin' to warn you
I take no prisoners, even generic fools

I sit back, wait for your reply
cry cry cry, tears don't apply
Sniffle, plead, have mercy on me
I don't care, if you're one hundred and three
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 08:58 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You're the one who won't let it go
And your warning rolls off of my back
You make about as much sense as a schmoe
And you're nothing but a second-rate hack.

When NTS had his final say
You declared the discussion was through
But you couldn't just quit and leave it lay,
Bringing all of this stuff up anew.

It's a waste of time fussing with you,
Because you are out of touch with the truth.
You confess making up stories is what you do,
But you forgot to admit you're uncouth.

So bust your buns putting your spin on it all
Trying to make yourself look smart.
You're just throwing crud against the wall
And even this misses the mark.

You inspire me to yawn
Maybe if I spray Raid you'll be gone.
Spritz!
Spritz!
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 09:36 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Me-Oh-My, Cynique won't die


Just like a school girl
Breaking up a brawl
While all the time
Throwing people to the wall

Don't know how to quit
Says it's all my fault
If I had my way
lock her in a vault

You quake, you shake, you're falling apart
Call 911, shes needs a cart
It's not her heart, her lips are bent
Open and shut, like a hot air vent

Cyniques Critics, their showing, their flat
falling to the floor, the sound...Ker-Plat
Wicked witch, gotta be the hat
Stupid words, she refused to take back

Dunce hat, it's black
Her skin is too
all the signs
Of an educated fool

Get a wet napkin
Thumper said
Bout to lay you out
Tear off yo' skin

You didn't listen
Opened the door
Took shots at Carey
He's old, he's poor

Never one to run
He searched for his gun
Found some wood instead
Gonna hit her in the head

Changed his mind
Threw down the stick
Thought she might like
If he hit her with his....

Ooouuuwee, she said, hit me again
He said I will, she started to grin
True love forever, although not cleaver
Two old fools, what can they do's
but drool...
On each other

Stop Yawning, you're making me horny *lol*
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 10:33 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blah, blah, blah,
zzzzzzzzzzz

You don't rate any more of
my time or effort.
See ya,
but I wouldn't wanna be ya.
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Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 11:40 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Before you go

Okay you win
Your words are so tight.
I Know it's all over
I don't want to fight.

But warn you I must
Don't leave in disgust
When you go black
You can't go back

You're an old bitty
with flat little...
I don't care
I'll always take the dare

Yvette couldn't help
Nt neither
What I gave you
Was just a teaser

Fools go where wise men tread not
Work me
Joke me
Tie me in a knot

Slap me, cuss me
I don't mind
Your words
Send me to cloud nine

I like this
I love this
It's a tight fit
I'll understand...
If you wish to quit
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Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 04:44 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"......were in sync with my comments on the subject as opposed to having a boot-lickin lackey like you on my side, I required nothing further."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 08:09 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And furthermore, !
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Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 08:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hate is escape for the less fortunate
Soothes the pain of their own predicament
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Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 09:05 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

What's that gibberish all about. Carey? Laughter is good for the soul - of those who can take ridicule, as was well as dish it out. (If the boot fits, wear it. )
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Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 10:41 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Am gonna stick my boot in yo' behind if you don't SHUUUUUUUT UuuuuuuuuuuP!

What do you do, pay him to dress in tight pants and wave pom-poms. I've noticed that the prick face thang doesn't come out until after you're laying on the ground.

Just like a good cheerleader. Their teams down 60 and the bands still playing.

Don't make me call Thump on you *LOL*. You'll have to call Li-Li, Kitty, Crystal, Brown Robyn, Yvette -- er'body. Don't make me do it! It's gonna get ugly if you keep it up.

As a matter of fact, why don't you just call ol'boy out. YEAH, I dare you to say something nasty about him **snicker**
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Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 11:20 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Listen to Carey whining like a lil white girl cuz somebody posted a laughing glyph and hurt his widdle feelings.

Neither NTFS or I ever have to come to each other's rescue. All people like us do is recognize nonsense when we see it and then respond appropriately.

You, Carey, are the one who sticks your nose into everybody's business and sucks up to people trying to get them to back you up.

And this ol girl fears no man - and that includes Thump and his raised eye brows. Bring em on since you can't fight your own battles.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 12:49 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Sssssssssish, it's getting musty in here. Why don't you hang a post and see if you can encourage others to join in. Get off my jock.

Yeah, do us a favor and show us your strength.

I have a presentation to give and I am working on a paper. Every time I take a break and peak at the board I see your ugly face talkin' about nothin'. I think you love me :-).
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 01:10 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm getting ready to shut the computer down having emerged victorious from a tight Spades game. It's now time for the next phase of my evening agenda, time for me to finish reading my book club's selection for the quarter. And in signing off I would just say to you, Scarey, that I've never met you but your obnoxiousness transcends the words you write on this board, assuring me that I'm glad we don't have to be in each other's actual company. And I do believe that you have nerve enough to think you're hot s h i t. Ugh.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 01:28 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yeah -- Ugh :-(.

I know you cheat at spades "it transcends" that way *lol*. Hate yourself to sleep.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:14 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Only a clueless person like you would think that you could cheat at internet Spades, Scarey. And I wouldn't if I could, because there's no sense of accomplishment to be gained by cheating - or is this an idea you can't relate to...
Same with hating. It requires too much exertion. It's more fun to taunt.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:16 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Carey. Cynique.

As the Third of the AALBC Three Cees (Also known as the "AALBC ALL-STARS" I beg of you to follow my example and, in imitation of Our Saviour, turn the other cheek.

Turn those frowns upside down!
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:18 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Michelle's butt really looks too big in them dresses, by the way. Maybe she needs to borrow some of Hillbillary's pantsuits.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:25 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hey Chris

Is that like BINGO LONG & THE TRAVELING ALL-STARS? You can be Billy Dee, I'll jump in the clothes of James Earl Jones. Who then be Cynique *lol*...I have an idea **BIG GRIN**

Look, am smilin' :-).
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:57 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You're right, Chrishayden. Michelle does have a big wide butt, but - I don't know that pants suits would be flattering to her. She should wear a lot of black, and dresses that don't hug her body.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 07:44 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"What do you do, pay him to dress in tight pants and wave pom-poms. I've noticed that the prick face thang doesn't come out until after you're laying on the ground."

Not hardly. It only appears when you make a fool of yourself Carey. Which is quite often. Sorry if it offends ya bra, but you have a penchant for putting yourself in these situations. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

"Just like a good cheerleader. Their teams down 60 and the bands still playing."

Sigh....You don't get it do you? No cheerleading is going on because none is needed. I find it hilarious that you cannot control your sucking up and juvenile subject and attention baiting with Ms. Cynique. You're always making silly comments then sucking up for approval. Why? I've talked about this before and you still keep doing it. In fact -Cynique has personally commented on your attention depravation and sucking up. What? You think no one has noticed?

It's what you do Carey. Desperate for attention from Cynique (since she is the only one who pays you any attention), subject to say the most ridiculous things and then turn around and grovel for approval. WTF..??!! Hey bro, I'm just tellin' ya what ya do. Don't hate......Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!.....
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Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 09:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And how did I know you'd be back waggin' your tail!?

I feel you **rubbing your head** good boy -- down boy.

Really though man, thanks for telling me what I do. But I've been searching for a post of yours to see what you do. I'll stand on mine. why don't you tell us what you do. Lead us to a post that defines who you are. Tough isn't it! I am trying to find a post in which you've inspired laughter or ushered in continued conversations other than your penchant for slinging barbs or holding Cyniques purse. You do know you are playin' another man's song...don't you.

Do you sleep well? I don't see how you could hangin' on my jock. Start a post, do something other than wait for me.

There's a heap of information out there that could guide you. You know, "how to be a brotha" or "black like me". You have that "gif" face down. Work on that. But do you ever go to comedy clubs? well, after hearing the joke 50 times, it's cease being funny. Try working on a new gag. Try something that doesn't include me. Now you have your work cut out! Poor thang **down boy, down boy -- good dog**
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Posted on Thursday, December 04, 2008 - 04:04 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Don't you wish you had somebody to hold your purse while you're wringing your hands cuz someone's "hangin on your jock"?
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Posted on Friday, December 05, 2008 - 05:00 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

”Really though man, thanks for telling me what I do.”

Not trying to tell you what to do Carey. I’m just commenting about your behavior. You are free to do what you want just as I am free to comment on what you do.

"But I've been searching for a post of yours to see what you do. I'll stand on mine. why don't you tell us what you do. Lead us to a post that defines who you are. Tough isn't it!"

It’s only tough for you my friend. I’ve been here almost as long as you. I have close to 3500 post to confirm my input, commentary and postings. You are free to peruse them and comment. If you can’t figure it out after wading through 3500 posts, well…….you know…….Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

”Do you sleep well? I don't see how you could hangin' on my jock. Start a post, do something other than wait for me.”

I sleep just fine Carey. Thanks for asking. But for the record, I have no desire nor need to "hang onto your jockey". My life has not deteriorated to that point (thank God!). And no, I do not need you to give me a lead. I'm way beyond your struggling tedious and oblique posts.

”There's a heap of information out there that could guide you. You know, "how to be a brotha" or "black like me".

How to be a brotha?? How to be black like me?? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That’s funny. How about how not trying at failed attempts to be funny and groveling and seeking approval from someone who has already put you on notice for doing so? Just a suggestion………
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Posted on Sunday, December 07, 2008 - 09:22 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

What the heck ?
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Posted on Monday, December 08, 2008 - 02:20 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

This thread was a mish-mash pertaining very little to "Jackie O or Michelle Oooh", wasn't it, Jackie? The posts should be cut and pasted under the heading of "Much Ado About Nothing".
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Posted on Monday, December 08, 2008 - 08:43 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You got that right ! lol

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