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Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1013
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 01:31 pm: | 
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*THIS JUST IN***
Kittie's husband has called off the search for her. She was found this morning in the hospital room closet of actor Morgan Freeman. Kitty, along with 3 teenage white girls were discovered after what witnesses are calling a brutal struggle inside the closest. Kitty had to be restrained in handcuffs and force feed after vowing never to eat again until Morgan confessed his love for her and promised her that he would get rid of all the white lust. Morgan, although doing well, had to be sedated because he too had to be held back while yelling at the police, he was heard say, "take your hands off my baby, that's my Kittycat, that's my thang!"
We have reporters on the scene and we will try to interview Ms. Sweet Thang....Opps, Ms. Pussykat, we mean Ms. Kitty if time allows.
Stay tuned, this could be good. Kitty's family is being asked to bring her new clothes, she was lead away butt naked because her clothes torn of during the fight. Her dreaded were also found scattered about the small closet.
These are the times friends are really needed. Can a sista get a little love, size 6 will do, you know that diet thang. |
Ferociouskitty
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Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 399
Registered: 02-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 04:07 pm: |
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Musta been that No-Good-Mofo Diet for me to be a size 6!
Oh, I say and I say, Mr. Carey: You are a mess, indeed!
But for now, Mr. Freeman sees me as just a trusty Girl Friday type. Always there to lend a hand, to cheerlead, always in the background, damn-near-invisible, big frame glasses and a Plain Jane wardrobe...just waiting for him to release the Ferocious Kitty.
A girl can dream, can't she? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12679
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 06:54 pm: |
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 Funny, FK. Too bad there are no more phone booths around for you to change clothes in. But maybe you could stalk ol Morgan via anonymous text messages. |
Ferociouskitty
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Username: Ferociouskitty
Post Number: 400
Registered: 02-2008
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2008 - 01:39 pm: |
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Oh, the possibilities for my super-hero wardrobe! But instead of a phone booth, I would spin around and change behind a brilliant flash of light, a la Wonderwoman. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12691
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2008 - 04:41 pm: |
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Don't half-step! You go, girl! |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1018
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2008 - 06:29 pm: |
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Ohhhhh, I got ya, you and Sin-Sin....I mean CYN-CYN. Yes sir, Dreads and everythang. Cynique, you know I love you so don't hate the player but I have a costume for you as well. Yeah, a sort Batman & Robin thang.
Both of you can forget about phone booths and flashes of light, oooooh noooooo *LOL*. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12695
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2008 - 07:49 pm: |
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You over estimate the time you occupy in my thoughts, Carey. |
Carey
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Username: Carey
Post Number: 1022
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 03:24 am: |
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There you go with that silly mess. Okay, what am I thinking right now. Right, that would foolish to even think one could say what another is thinking. Again you've made your move to soon. I encourage you to let it go. Just relax and take a nap. It will be alright in the morning.
Can you laugh, I mean am just asking. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 12699
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 09:46 am: |
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Who's the silly one around here? If you don't want silly answers, then don't make silly comments, Carey. You can't seem to grasp that I don't "hate" you because I have better things to spend my energy on. You get your pants in a bunch because you don't like how I answer you. Tuff. |
Carey
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Carey
Post Number: 1026
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 12:34 pm: |
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I lubba bubba you too  . |
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