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Username: Abm
Post Number: 9911
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 01:02 pm: | 
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Obama: Announces his candidacy for the Democratic nomination.
Clinton: We will BREAK him!
Obama: Wins Iowa.
Clinton: *cries* and begs old White chicks to rescue her from that big, mean ol' Black man.
Obama: Wins South Carolina and Louisiana
Clinton: Oh. That’s just Blacks voting for one of their own. After I win the nomination, those kneegrows will in shortorder be back tilling, shining and cooning on the Clinton Plantation.
Obama: Wins 21 or 31 states and matches or surpasses her votes amongst WHITE people in CALIFORNIA and every other state since Edwards dropped out
Clinton: Oh. That’s mostly just those psycho voters in those "undemocratic" caucus states who just happen to have jobs, own their own homes and be able to read and conjugate verbs (The NERVE of those uppity mofos!).
Obama: Wins the majority of HISPANIC vote (which Hillary is DESPERATELY counting on) in the Potomic Primaries and appear to be gaining ground amongst Julio and Maria in the remaining primaries.
Clinton: *GULP!!!* |
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