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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5946
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 02:08 pm: | 
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This is a true story:
Some parents had told their teenaged daughter never to pull down her panties or lie with a boy.
She turns up pregnant.
"We thought we told you never to pull down your panties or lie with a boy!" they said.
She told them they had done it up against the wall and she pulled her panties to the side.
And people don't want sex education.
If you don't want it in the schools you better do it yourself. |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2899
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:01 pm: |
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 ..............????? |
Brownbeauty123
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Brownbeauty123
Post Number: 2151
Registered: 03-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:23 pm: |
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LMAO!! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10937
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:30 pm: |
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Was the girl Brittany Spears' 16 year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, who has just revealed that she is pregnant??? |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5953
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:36 pm: |
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No--she's fourteen, though. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5954
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:38 pm: |
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I could understand this if this was the 60's--I remember being 14 and discussing sex in the street (like all good parents, mine never spoke to me about it)and one of my friends telling the rest of us we didn't have to worry about impregnating a female as long as we didn't have anal sex with her.
We believed that crap, too. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10939
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:55 pm: |
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Well if the little hot pants dummy had shaken up a can of Coke and directed its spray inside of her, she'd have killed all the sperm.  |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 9753
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 08:39 pm: |
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Chris,
That is some HILARIOUS sh*t right there, bruh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5959
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 01:38 pm: |
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Well if the little hot pants dummy had shaken up a can of Coke and directed its spray inside of her, she'd have killed all the sperm
(Take a good look, Young Negroes. The next time you wonder why our race is in the shape it's in, think of what this old junglebunny posted up here when a fellow woman was in distress....) |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5960
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 01:39 pm: |
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I want those who think its funny to laugh the next time some fatherless gangbanger lays a 9mm upside their wooly heads. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10942
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 02:43 pm: |
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Watta idiot. It's all right for you to make jokes, chrishayden, but nobody else dare do it. You post this stupid nonsense like its some kind of a revelation and then start blubbering because people aren't shocked and sympathetic. It's amazing how naive an old geezer like you is. Everybody has heard of incidents like this, and most practical people know that vows of celibacy don't work and that schools should have courses in sex education.  |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5968
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 22, 2007 - 11:44 am: |
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all right for you to make jokes, chrishayden, but nobody else dare do it.
(But--but--it's in my contract.
Didn't you know?)
You post this stupid nonsense like its some kind of a revelation and then start blubbering because people aren't shocked and sympathetic
(But--but--it's in YOUR contract.
Didn't you know?)
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10950
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 22, 2007 - 02:46 pm: |
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I don't belong to a union. Unlike you, I am an independent who doesn't follow rules. |
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