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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5853
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 10:13 am: | 
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Ladies:
It's Christmas time. And right about now, you are all starting to get, like you do every year this time
The Big D
That's DEEEPRESSED!
Why?
There are many theories, dealing with the personal, the psychological.
But Kindly Olde Dr. Chris believes its because you have reached the point in life where you realize that it's all BULLSHIT, and that you are going to go into hock and get stressed out for nothing.
Girls, let's all get together and say at the same time "This Year It's Going to Be Different"!
"But Dr. Chris," you object. "How can it be? After all, I can't get an AK and go to the mall and take out a bunch of innocent bystanders."
No, Virginia, you can't.
But you can turn those frowns upside down!
Relax. If it's all Bull there is nothing to get stressed or upset about. Enjoy the lights, the carolling the movies the food. Knock back a few slugs of Bourbon--public intoxication is kosher this time of year (But remember, dumplings. Everything in moderation)
As an ancient Babylonian king is supposed to have said, "Eat! Drink! Dance! Fornicate!"--just not too much.
A week after New Years you'll have forgotten it all unless you have stupidly run up a bunch of bills buying crap that the people you bought it for will exchange anyhow!
So balance everyday life and doing your Xmas stuff.
Enjoy yourselves.
Because 2008 is going to kick your collective asses.
Yours truly
Dr. Chris
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10819
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 10:41 am: |
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That quack Dr. Chris needs to take a chill pill and heal himself instead of dispensing a lot of banal BS to women who need his advice like they need a pain in the ass. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5859
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 11:12 am: |
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a pain in the ass.
(I guess that is one way to take sedatives. However Dr. Chris recommends that, unless one has become violent and is threatening to strap on a bomb vest and take out a bunch of mfs at the mal, that one should use the orally administered variety.
Eggnog, Bourbon, and some of that good tasting red stuff should do fine.
Happy Hannukah!
Yours truly
Dr. Chris |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10822
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 11:17 am: |
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Blah, blah, blah. You aren't worth the small amount of effort it takes to squelch your inanity, chrishayden. Talk to the hand. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5863
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 11:27 am: |
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That's Dr. Chris, Cynique. |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5879
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 11:20 am: |
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Some practical suggestions from Mark Rappaport, MD
Have realistic expectations of interactions you’ll be having with family and friends. Chances are that people will have not changed much from last year.
Make a list and prioritize the activities that are important to you. Make time for those; and consider carefully whether you absolutely must do everything on that list.
Don’t lose sight of the meaningful moments of the season. Look for them, and be optimistic that you’ll find them.
Limit your drinking. Drinking too much can lead to bad behavior, hangovers, and remorse, all of which can lead to depression.
Let others share responsibilities of the season. No one person should feel burdened by all of the shopping, party planning, cooking and holiday activities.
Make an active effort not to worry so much about the details. Live in the moment as much as possible.
Be sure to get regular exercise. Walking for 30 minutes three times a week can make a difference in how you feel.
Keep track of your holiday spending. Gifts that you can’t afford won’t make you happy — and the cost of the gift probably won’t matter to the receiver. Consider the more important aspect of giving — making the recipient feel good in knowing that you cared.
Try to eat well and get enough rest. Hard to do, but the benefits of both are obvious.
Spend time with supportive and caring people; reach out to others who may benefit from your support.
Make time for yourself. Everyone needs downtime.
Remember that there is no ideal or model for a perfect holiday. With second marriages and so many different types of families, feel free to create your own unique way to celebrate.
And Dr. Chris's personal favorite--
Lay the smackdown on some Self Loathing Negroes.
Felice Navidad!
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10839
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 12:22 pm: |
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Quit insulting people's intelligence with all of this warmed over tripe that you are trying to pass of as fresh and original. Quite boring us and go find a part time job as a department store Santa. You wouldn't even have to wear padding. And you certainly know about ho-ho-hos. They're who provide you with a love life. Dr. Chris makes me wanna barf. |
Doberman23
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Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 1113
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 01:31 am: |
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now that i've wasted 4 minutes of my life reading what chrishayden had to say i will somehow find a way to kick my own ass cause i can't get those 4 minutes back :p |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5884
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 12:47 pm: |
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go find a part time job as a department store Santa. You wouldn't even have to wear padding. And you certainly know about ho-ho-hos
(Can't do it.
I hate kids) |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10862
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 01:13 pm: |
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Just for Doberman:  |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5893
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 02:52 pm: |
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now that i've wasted 4 minutes of my life reading what chrishayden had to say i will somehow find a way to kick my own ass cause i can't get those 4 minutes back :p
(You're headed for the same six foot ditch in the mud anyway--that is if you are lucky and you aren't tossed on a garbage heap somewhere for the worms and maggots--what do you care?) |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10866
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 03:36 pm: |
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Just for chrishayden:  |
Doberman23
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Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 1117
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 11:35 pm: |
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every time i think chrishayden is just borderline retarded he always shows me that he's passed that borderline by miles. |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5913
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 13, 2007 - 04:29 pm: |
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Y'all love the stinkin' sh*t outta my ass! |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10902
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 13, 2007 - 07:13 pm: |
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If it's anything like the shit that comes out of your mouth, you gets no love from me, crissy. phew. |
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