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Sabiana
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Username: Sabiana
Post Number: 191
Registered: 08-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 05:54 am: | 
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HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
1.)· When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.
2.)· When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.
3.)· When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.
4.)· When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
5.)· When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
6.)· When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.
7.)· When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.
8.) If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
9.)· If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story .......You need to pray at work.
10.)· If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!
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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5075
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 12:36 pm: |
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The minute you walk into work you need to pray at work. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9605
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 12:59 pm: |
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Thank the lord I'm retired. Amen. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5551
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 04:13 pm: |
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Ditto. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5085
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 10:05 am: |
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My sisters we are never retired none of us as long as we breathe for everyday we are called upon to do some duty, even above and beyond it's call. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5557
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 11:06 am: |
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Perhaps. But I am self-employed and I don't have any of the problems that the above post describes. I used to deal with those sorts of interpersonal issues, and I can relate because there were plenty of times when I wanted to go off on somebody, and in 20+ years of govt service, I only knocked the shit out of one person. LOL!
These days I work from home and people can kiss my ass, if you know what I mean.
And I can pray about more important matters 
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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5094
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 11:23 am: |
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But as ye go to the door to pick up your mail, as ye shop, as ye go to the grocery store, don't you pass the strangers that need help and guidance, along the way?
To He Whose Eye is on the Sparrow, what is to say what is important and what is not? |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5561
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 - 11:35 am: |
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I pass by a lot of things. That's the beauty of it. |
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