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Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2515
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 10, 2007 - 02:48 pm: | 
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OK, ok....if your offended by sexual matters, please stop reading now. A friend of mine just told me this story and I didn't believe her (as most of you probably won't). She told me to Google this story because there is no way a normal person could fathom or believe this upon first hearing it. The story is below. I'm barely able to finish typing this without falling off my chair. I'm no prude to sexual matters but this is the most outrageous fetish I have heard to date. I can't and I doubt any of you can top this story. It did happen and it was on the news. WHAT THE FUHK IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN..???
Stop Means Stop! Man Arrested For Sex With Street Signs
By Matthew Gruchow
Sioux Falls, South Dakota police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts.
Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said.
The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod, filming himself having sex with a stop sign. The man chased Dills for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said.
There police found the video camera and a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.
“We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” he said.
He is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six charges of indecent exposure. He is being held in the Minnehaha County jail on $100,000 cash bond.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9550
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 10, 2007 - 05:33 pm: |
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So ol chrishayden has moved to Sioux Falls, South Dakota, huh? Maybe we should pass the hat to raise money for his bail. Or maybe not. LMAO. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5495
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 10, 2007 - 07:56 pm: |
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Schakspir
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Username: Schakspir
Post Number: 1149
Registered: 12-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 10, 2007 - 10:04 pm: |
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This is why I've always avoided that part of the world. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5496
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 12:00 am: |
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At least he's not banging the barnyard animals. There was some creep on the news a couple of weeks ago that was getting busy with a sheep or a goat. How could a man stick his body parts inside an animal? Couldn't he catch a disease or something? Besides the fact that it's just plain disgusting. Men are stupid.
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Misty
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Username: Misty
Post Number: 1131
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 01:08 am: |
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there was a story over 50 years ago where a sheep ended up having babies for a man...true story. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5047
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 10:46 am: |
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He was making those movies for Mzuri and Cynique, two people who have not, are not, and never will be getting any. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9560
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 12:54 pm: |
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Did I mention that me and my late husband celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary on June 9, 2006, chrishsayden? Go back to humping stop signs, you pathetic pervert. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5498
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 01:07 pm: |
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You're right Chris. I'm a virgin. Thank you for noticing  |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2518
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 02:24 pm: |
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"there was a story over 50 years ago where a sheep ended up having babies for a man...true story."
I can top that. When I was in Japan, a man married a Turtle and had children. His last name was Ninja.
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Misty
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Username: Misty
Post Number: 1133
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 06:10 pm: |
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^^^LOL....that doesnt top mine because mine was actually a true story and it was in the newspapers...i'm being serious
and yes its possible for a sheep to have babies by a man because a sheeps system is alot like a human females. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9567
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 07:00 pm: |
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Puleeze. There is NO documented case of a sheep or any other animal ever being impregnated by a human male. If such a thing was possible, farms all over the world would have these aberrated offspring running around their property. Men can and did have intercourse with sheep and this perverted behavior is said to have been the origin of sphillis but animals and humans CANNOT cross breed. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5502
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 07:24 pm: |
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You know Cynique, that post is so obviously stupid - everyone knows that humans can't reproduce with animals - but trying to convince some people that their beliefs are wrong is pointless, it wasn't even worth responding to.
Misty - The VAGINA of a sheep is supposedly similar to that of a female human, which is why men (who are into bestiality) prefer it over the other barnyard animals. Their REPRODUCTIVE systems are not similar in the way that you have somehow been convinced and they cannot produce human offsprings.
NT was making fun of you, so that should tell you something right there.
Everything that's in the "newspapers" isn't necessarily true, especially if it's some garbage like the National Enquirer or Globe.
Why do you believe this sort of "news"?
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Misty
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Username: Misty
Post Number: 1134
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 08:24 pm: |
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Puleeze. There is NO documented case of a sheep or any other animal ever being impregnated by a human male. If such a thing was possible, farms all over the world would have these aberrated offspring running around their property. Men can and did have intercourse with sheep and this perverted behavior is said to have been the origin of sphillis but animals and humans CANNOT cross breed.
the children from these usually die shortly after birth....but it has happened before |
Misty
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Username: Misty
Post Number: 1136
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 08:33 pm: |
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You know Cynique, that post is so obviously stupid - everyone knows that humans can't reproduce with animals - but trying to convince some people that their beliefs are wrong is pointless, it wasn't even worth responding to.
Misty - The VAGINA of a sheep is supposedly similar to that of a female human, which is why men (who are into bestiality) prefer it over the other barnyard animals. Their REPRODUCTIVE systems are not similar in the way that you have somehow been convinced and they cannot produce human offsprings.
NT was making fun of you, so that should tell you something right there.
Everything that's in the "newspapers" isn't necessarily true, especially if it's some garbage like the National Enquirer or Globe.
Why do you believe this sort of "news"?
look...just becuase you all have never heard of something doesnt mean that it's stupid or that it cant and has never happened...my dad actually read some of these articles and broadcasted on tv years ago and no they werent in the national enquirer or globe. they were in a regular newspaper and in regular media....i just asked him about it to make sure i knew what i was talkign about.
there have been several cases similar to this.
anyway i dont say this to be funny but where do you all think the "elephant man" came from...why do you think there are still some people who are hairy like apes and still walk on all fours?
also not too long ago they had it on the montel williams show where these two twins had long curly brown hair all over their face and body and they looked alot like dogs.
again, most children from these occurrances die straight after birth becuase its against nature.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9569
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 08:35 pm: |
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No it hasn't. It's biologically impossible. It's like a cat and a dog mating. What you are citing is myth and legend. Can you produce a case history of such an occurrence? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9570
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 08:42 pm: |
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Good grief.The elephant man is not the offpsring of an elephant and a human! And those extremely hairy people are not the out come of an animal and a human. These people are afflicted with medical conditions; Proteus syndrome is what causes "elephant man disease" and extreme "hirsuitism" is what causes an overgrowth of hair in humans. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5503
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 10:08 pm: |
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Misty - As I stated above and the point that I attempted to make was that trying to convince people that something their "Daddy" told them is stupid, is pointless.
And I really don't have time for this but I'm going to take a break from my work just for you, since you require special attention.
The elephant man had a medical condition that caused unusual bone growth. There was a movie about him years ago, and I believe he was part of a circus sideshow, but he was not part elephant.
http://health.discovery.com/convergence/elephantman/elephantman.html
The Mexican men featured on Montel who have hair all over their faces have a condition known as hypertrichosis. They aren't part dog or werewolf.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Hypertrichosis&btnG=Search
And the family that walks on all fours also have some sort of medical condition.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/transcripts/3317_allfours.html
Now it's your turn. Please post your proof about the human sheep people.
In the meanwhile, you really ought to start drawing your own conclusions, do your own research, stop believing bullshit, and stop trying to defend a theory that's indefensible. There are things in our society known as old wives tales and lately those types of tales are referred to as urban legends. You need to learn how to distinguish fact from fiction. It's an important part of growing up and being and adult.
And most importantly, don't take it personally or get upset when people tell you that you're dumb for posting dumb shit. That's just the way it goes.
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Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2526
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 01:22 pm: |
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"and yes its possible for a sheep to have babies by a man because a sheeps system is alot like a human females."
Misty, you need some basic courses in biology and genetics. Human sperm and eggs are biologically incompatible with other animal and mammalian reproductive cells. The two do not mix. Not matter what you read in the Globe and Enquirer. Trust me. |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2181
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 08:28 pm: |
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Misty, what is--or may soon be--possible in this area is fascinating enough without believing such tall tales. For example, for many years now scientists have been working on human/non-human animal chimeras. One application of this research would be to create organs for transplantation into humans without the resulting rejection and animal-to-human disease problems.
And of course scientific news is full of advances in reproductive technology resulting in previously infertile people being able to have children.
Most of these advances are not without controversy and ethical challenges. ALl of us as citizens will have to participate in policy discussions and decisions about guidelines, regulations, access, research, etc. We will be hampered in such participation if we hold to old wives' tales and myths about genetcs and biology.
Now--I gotta temper this rant with my own wonder at recent news of the very rare occurrence of a mule giving birth. It has been described as "one in a million" and --assuming it holds up as true -- is likely as close as you're going to get to a real "elephant man" or other human-animal offspring brought about via regular reproduction.
But heck: even just the basic union of human oocyte and human sperm to produce all of us here was pretty amazing--A whole lot had to go just so for a viable embryo, resulting babe, and eventual adult to come to pass! |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 2184
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 08:51 pm: |
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Did I mention that me and my late husband celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary on June 9, 2006
 Smiles for Cynique and the late Mr. Cynique |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2529
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 03:53 am: |
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"Did I mention that me and my late husband celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary on June 9, 2006"
Whooooaaaaa....!!! Is this true? If so, congrats. I'm sorry your husband is not here to celebrate your 51st anniversary. Just curious, what made you seek a post grad education at this stage of life? I think it's great and very inspirational. And what are you doing now with your recent degree?
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Latina_wi
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Username: Latina_wi
Post Number: 507
Registered: 08-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 09:14 am: |
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Everyone needs to get some...maybe these stop signs were less hassle than a real chick. No need to pay it flowers, shower it with compliments or even drug it to get some.
The 'stop' sign would kinda put me off though. If you carried on would that count as rape....? |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5062
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 11:34 am: |
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(It is not possible for a human to impregnate a sheep--nor vice versa.
This myth arose because of all animals the female sheep is supposed to have a vagina most hosipitable to the male human phallus--and further I guess a sheep must not mind getting shtupped by a human as much as say a porcupine. some of them farm boys get to prefer it to the human variety. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9571
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 12:18 pm: |
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"Did I mention that me and my late husband celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary on June 9, 2006" was what Cynique said in response to chrishayden's earlier remark, NTFS. You seem to be under the impression that our 40-something-resident-PHD, Yvette, was referring to herself instead of quoting me while offering her belated congratulations. LOL
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Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2532
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 02:17 pm: |
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"NTFS. You seem to be under the impression that our 40-something-resident-PHD, Yvette, was referring to herself instead of quoting me while offering her belated congratulations."
Ms. Cynique, I saw that after I posted it and it was too late to correct or delete the post. I was jumping back and forth, burning a DVD, changing out a a hard drive in one box and installing a new MoBo in another while glancing at the posts. My bad and my apologies.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9573
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 03:15 pm: |
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No problem, NTFS. Yvette is the one who deserves an apology for having about 25 years added to her age. |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2535
Registered: 10-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 05:04 pm: |
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"No problem, NTFS. Yvette is the one who deserves an apology for having about 25 years added to her age."
Oh Lord!!! I am bad ain't I? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 2536
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 13, 2007 - 05:07 pm: |
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"the children from these usually die shortly after birth....but it has happened before...."
Uhhhhhh....not hardly. Only in someones mind my dear.......
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9577
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - 12:44 pm: |
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I'm waiting for Misty to run those pictures of "sheeple" that Mzuri posted from time to time when making reference to gullible folks who blindly follow their leaders. LOL. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5521
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - 01:32 pm: |
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I forgot all about those.
Note to Misty everyone, these pix aren't really real.
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