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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5040
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 01:48 pm: | 
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As I recently said on MONICA CROWLEY's radio show, whisper campaigns are claiming that HILLARY CLINTON is GAYLE KING–ing her aide de camp, the glamorous HUMA ABEDIN, an Indian/Pakistani goddess from Kalamazoo, Michigan. In other words, Hillary may be putting Huma out there in the press and purposely making her more visible as a pre-emptive strike that amounts to her hiding in plain sight. This way, no Republican can later say, "Who is this gorgeous babe who spends so much intimate time with Hillary that the Observer called her Hill's 'body person'? Was GENNIFER FLOWERS's book right about Hillary's sexual taste?" And does either of this couple have the balls to bottom?
Of course that whole scenario can't possibly be true, since Bill and Hill have been so lovey-dovey lately for the cameras, and besides, whenever he's been serviced by an intern—or by anyone—he's clearly been thinking of his wife. (They're that close.) But suddenly, Huma—a sort of Muslim SALMA HAYEK—has that spread in Vogue and the accompanying write-up notes that she "oversees every minute of Senator Clinton's day." Every single minute? Even Gayle King takes a break now and then! (PS: If I called for comment, Hillary's camp would surely say, "Just because two powerful women are closer than sardines doesn't make them dykes." And that's so true. Look at MATT and BEN. But now that Crowley has dubbed me the head of Huma Resources, I'm going to pursue this story with every cojone I've got.)
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 9662
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 5 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 03:16 pm: |
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Hillary being lesbian might explain why and how she's been able to tolerate Bill's rampant philandering.
I mean, if you don't really need and want men (or, at least, don't exclusively need and want them), if you take out the public embarrassment angle their lives engender, you probably could handle his cheating with hardly more than necessary than a shrug. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9546
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 05:08 pm: |
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Watta crock. Even the latest unflattering biography of Hillary says she's not a lesbo and in fact likes to make eye-contact with men and flirt a little. It figures that since she's leading the Democratic pack that these ol rumors would surface. I guess men think they are the only ones capable of putting ruthless ambition ahead their marriage, tolerating their husband's stupid horniness in the process. And it certainly behooves her to have a woman as her alter ego in this campaign. Why would she select a man for this role when she has a ready-made advisor in her husband. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 5050
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 10:49 am: |
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Even the latest unflattering biography of Hillary says she's not a lesbo and in fact likes to make eye-contact with men and flirt a little
(Title, please) |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 9558
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 12:48 pm: |
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You should know the title of that unflattering book, chrishayden, since you quoted from it when accusing Hillary of being a closet Republican. I remember reading the observation I referred to in a review of this particular book but I can't remember its title or author. It was one of 3 books about Hillary that came out at the same time. Carl Bernstein's Hillary bio was another one of these 3. It took him 7 years to write his version, which is considered balanced and fair and in which he was never able to find any credible evidence of Hillary ever being involved in lesbian relationships or activities. |
Moonsigns
Veteran Poster
Username: Moonsigns
Post Number: 1998
Registered: 07-2004
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, August 15, 2007 - 12:55 am: |
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That wouldn't surprise me at all. |
Imtiredowaiting
Newbie Poster
Username: Imtiredowaiting
Post Number: 24
Registered: 09-2007
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 04, 2007 - 07:30 am: |
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there is a term for people that like both sides buttered
but i would be surprised if that term applied to Hilary clinton.
i get the feeling this is a campaign against her so as to destroy her character.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 10172
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, October 04, 2007 - 10:35 pm: |
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Pray tell us. What is that dastardly term? Could it be - you don't mean - surely not - DYKE! Who'd have thought it! Egads! The idea that anyone would try and besmirch our fair Hillary. |
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