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Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5122
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 12 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:24 pm: | 
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Hello Everyone!
I want to share with you some very important news.
I'm writing a brand new book entitled "How To Pretend You Live In A Pretend House (Without Anyone Discovering That You're A Complete Idiot)" and I'm posting a brief outline here for all my forum friends who either don't have a house, or just want to impress all their internet friends with their lavish surroundings.
1. First, go on the internet and snag a really great pic of the most luxurious structure on the face of the earth.
2. Then to be sure that everyone believes you really live there, post some additional pix of interior shots.
3. Post some pix of your vacation home:
4. Throw in a couple of pix of your pretend boyfriends.
5. Tell some outlandish tales to impress the sheeple.
 Yeah girl, you know, he took me down to the river bed  and I caught an alligator with my bare hands  and then I cooked it on an open fire  and we ate it whilst drinking champagne
6. And for good measure, throw in some tacky shots of yourself wearing your draws wrapped around your head. Which I won't bother to do here since you've all seen that pic a hundred times before.
But just in case you missed it, it can be seen here:
http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/179/27816.html?1183147280
This concludes today's tutorial on "How To Pretend You Live In A Pretend House"
Any questions?
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Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 377
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:41 pm: |
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Yes, do you hold seminars on this subject?  |
Nafisa_goma
Regular Poster
Username: Nafisa_goma
Post Number: 186
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 10 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:42 pm: |
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Mzuri, when are you coming out with How to be a MISERABLE Shrew whose jealousy and TWISTING of facts is so blinding that the miserably pounting Mzuri can't even see how pathetic she is?
I've met many small people in my life, but you're the biggest nobody I've ever seen.
In fact, if someone told me about a cyber stalker like you, I wouldn't believe them.
You aren't woman enough to hold Kola's purse.
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Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5123
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:46 pm: |
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AS - Yes. It will be a webinar. And you're invited  |
Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 378
Registered: 09-2006
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:47 pm: |
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I must be missing something because why is Nafisa coming in this thread mad as hell? |
Brownbeauty123
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Brownbeauty123
Post Number: 2030
Registered: 03-2006
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Votes: 7 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:48 pm: |
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Mzuri should get a thread called "How to Pretend That You Have A Pretend Furniture Business That Keeps You Busy All Day"..lol |
Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 379
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:49 pm: |
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Mzuri, I look forward to it. Just send me my web confirmation/passcode and I'll be sure to log on....
..what was the date and time? |
Tonya
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 6110
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 6 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:49 pm: |
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Nafisa, excellent observation! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5124
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 04:49 pm: |
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 Nafola. Why would your broke behind need anyone to carry your empty purse? Nutzoid. |
Renata
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 2343
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:34 pm: |
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Amusing to no end, I swear.
ROFLMAO.
Spoken/written word, publicly:
"DON'T NOBODY THINK OF THAT WOMAN. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HER. I'LL BE GLAD WHEN SHE DROPS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH."
Meanwhile, written in diary:
To do list:
Find pictures of Kola Boof on internet
Post pictures of Kola Boof on internet
Make fun of Kola Boof
Fans of Ms. Boof are wondering: Damn, can't this woman find somebody ELSE to discuss sometimes? I'm sure there must be another person she hates as vehemently? No. Maybe half as much? No. Hmmmmmm.
I like Ms. Boof just fine, Mzuri, but DAMN....obsess over somebody different at least a couple of times a week. |
Renata
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 2344
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:38 pm: |
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Discuss something going on in your life that isn't Kola related, please.
It's really, really weird how you have to save and discuss everything you find here that's Kola related.
I'm not trying to be funny now. At least stalk one of the men here and try to seem semi-normal. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5127
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:41 pm: |
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It's a joke retard. |
Renata
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 2346
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:47 pm: |
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LOL......you sure are.
Stalk one of the men for a while and seem a little normal.
You hate Chris enough. Ask him to post some stuff for you to save and obsess over.
Chris even has FEET! |
Serenasailor
Veteran Poster
Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 1671
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:57 pm: |
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Manzuri YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO PATHETIC!!! |
A_womon
Veteran Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1628
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:00 pm: |
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Renata, Brownbeauty and Serenasailor... you are SOOOOOOOOOO on point!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
Renata
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 2347
Registered: 08-2005
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:10 pm: |
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Now that I think about it, I'm not so sure I want to have the level of buzz that Kola has. I don't know how I'd feel having someone I'd never met downloading my every move, every word, every picture, poem, etc., etc., etc.
And think about it, this is someone who isn't afraid to let the world KNOW they're doing it. Imagine the CLOSET Kola haters out there.
Yikes. |
A_womon
Veteran Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1630
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:18 pm: |
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AANNNNNNNNNYWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAY! Back on planet earth..... HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5129
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:19 pm: |
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Renata, Sissy, A-Hole, Toxic and Booty,
Open your eyes and stop being sheeple!
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A_womon
Veteran Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1631
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:21 pm: |
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Didn't Renata ask you to quit posting pictures of ya BABYDADDIES???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! Long time no SHEEP, hunh Pissuri??? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 5130
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 07:57 pm: |
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What Ever A-Hole. At least I'm not trolling for dick on the internet
http://www.thumperscorner.com/cgi/discus/show.cgi?tpc=179&post=101963#POST101963
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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A_womon
Veteran Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1632
Registered: 05-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 08:03 pm: |
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noooo you're probably more likely be trolling the internet for that kitty kat!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
A_womon
Veteran Poster
Username: A_womon
Post Number: 1633
Registered: 05-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 08:06 pm: |
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...that is when you're not hunting down more animals to hook up with--you know break up the monotony of all dem sheeeeeeep!!! hahahahahahaha |
Libralind2
Veteran Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 866
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 05, 2007 - 05:31 pm: |
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..more wine...
LiLi getting drunk reading these threads |
Schakspir
Veteran Poster
Username: Schakspir
Post Number: 1089
Registered: 12-2005
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 05, 2007 - 08:05 pm: |
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This just goes to show how absolutely pathetic and hopeless this Kola-nut Klown and her asslicking pussy followers are. Apparently it's never occured to them that the whole "Kola" thing is just another internet joke, like the Willie Lynch letter and the Snapple-ship brou-ha-ha. Yet SOME PEOPLE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LIVES WHATSOEVER. |
Libralind2
Veteran Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 868
Registered: 09-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, July 07, 2007 - 10:34 am: |
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WOW..that was mean
LiLi |
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