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Nafisa_goma
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 09:22 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hello Mzuri and Schakspir,

Since you're lovers of great poetry, Kola wanted me to post this recent entry from Mark Fogarty's blog.

Sure Fogarty's a white newspaper writer and Hillary Clinton supporter, but the subject of the poem is a black woman.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=32072226&blogID= 268407907

Tidbit:

Fogarty's a great old chap. He flew to Cali last week and had dinner with Kola and her "black" boyfriend.







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Nafisa_goma
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 09:27 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'll admit.

I'm laughing my derriere off reading all the comments the white respondents made about the poem.

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Renata
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 10:28 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Not only do they enjoy poetry, they seem quite fond of "Kola" poetry in particular. So they should like this. LOL

People, people, whatever you do, just please don't turn this into another "foot" thread....my sides hurt just thinking of the old one.
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Schakspir
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 03:32 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"Mark Fogarty" is just another one of Kola's inventions. Like...."Nafisa Goma."

It's over.

A done deal.

Kaputt.
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Nafisa_goma
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 06:24 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Ah, no not kaputt. Once again we can count on you to prove how much you know Mr. Schakspir. NOT!

Here's Mr. Fogarty's bio and email.


Mark Fogarty covers housing and business issues for Indian Country Today, to which he has been contributing since 1994. The editor of National Mortgage News in New York City, he has written about Native finance for publications such as the Chicago Tribune, U.S. Banker, Credit Union Journal, the New Mexico Business Weekly, and American Indian Report. Mark can be contacted at MarkFogarty54@yahoo.com




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Schakspir
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 06:54 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Wow.

So "Mark Fogarty" has a fetish for ashy Somali shemales--who write shit poetry.

Awesome.
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Nafisa_goma
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 07:26 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

What a jealous old scrooge you are! HAHA! :-)

Honesty, I get a kick out of your bitterness. It's pitiful the way you envy Ms. Boof.

I bet a gent looking like you would be lucky to get a date with a "shemale" (haha!) let alone a real woman like Kola.

WINK: We saw your photos from the event in Frisco, poor man.

Not that I'm putting down your mother, Mr. Schakspir. After all, her jock strap was of such a substantial fitting that you and your dad will never quite measure up.

Kola had me write that part. :-)

She says she has more cock in her baby finger than you have in your whole body.

You're always in our prayers, Mr. S.--and our
incessant howls of laughter.

















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Schakspir
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 10:21 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

N-G: WINK: We saw your photos from the event in Frisco, poor man.

Not that I'm putting down your mother, Mr. Schakspir. After all, her jock strap was of such a substantial fitting that you and your dad will never quite measure up.

Schakspir: Number one: nobody took any photos during the "event"--actually, there were three of them in the Bay Area. And number two, as for the jockstrap bit--you only wish you really measured up the way my mother does in your perverted fantasies, asshole.
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Schakspir
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Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 10:29 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Some of Kola's Best Poetry

"EVERY LITTLE BIT HURTS"

In broad daylight
I am expected to see nothing.
I am a girl; low and dark
as the crease of shadow from
which I swam.
I have no hair like
the Arab woman (whose hair
is like silk and smells
like snot)--and when the
White woman comes to my face
(ME/the Black man's mother)--I think
of the penis.

The men want us to hate one
another. It makes them
feel safe...to have the
White (day) and the
Black (night) denying the
flowsongs of blood--THE RIVER

every little bit
hurts, God.
In Africa--we have no
cold oceans/We accept
that you made us
from fire

We sing to the lioness
and pray for when
the hate will go away--in
broad daylight
(from where it came)

O GOD, darkest father!
We are Black Men's daughters;
wet, tired and hungry.
At our heels the demon snaps
mightily no matter
what beam of wind we direct; what
beam of Sun we deflect

For out of bare breasts
our hearts are LEAPING
of warm oceans: the brown eyes
of our daughters
staring into the stretchmark of
a blue body's sorrow.

We kiss it up to God. Because
every little bit hurts.


"GOLDDIGGER"
by Kola Boof
How many millions

did Kobe Bryant have to pay the White Man's mother?

and how much

...was the ring?

Ringing in our ears like the dick in a Cow Bell.

How much Mr. Simpson/Mr. Orenthal--did you have to pay IN CASH

and how many times

My brother...brother of Anna Nicole.

Which rhymes with Gold.

How beautiful is Michael Jordan next to his blond gold-digger?

How beautiful is he...next to his own mother's flesh?

How much does it cost to buy a White WOMB

to produce a High White Jackson baby?

...dear, dear...dear........Sweet Jesus....woooh, lawd

Tell us Golddiggers and Niggers.....How much?

To gain the whole world
but lose your soul...on Soul Train
bringing lies
against women you don't even know
women
you would never let yourself...KNOW.

Mr. Cornelius, Mr. Montel and Mr. Today Show

--how much sun tan lotion does a golddigger require?

Who is the Coon-Cracker...now...as you ride the Soul Train?
as you marry
the lynch rope

Mr. Big Dick
Mr. Biiiigggggg Dick
Mister
Mister...Big...Black...Dick
Mister
Mister...Acorns stuffed in chipmunk cheeks
Mister
Kanye West
you motherfuck'n TRICK

Somebody please/bring me my coat
I can't stand the sight
of my own son.

And tell me this:

Where is the song about Kobe Bryant's doo-doo Sauerkraut ?

Come Video Mulattoes, imitation black women of America---imitate for us

Come holy angels of Asian and Latina blood: Get these invitations to the financial lenders.
Watch Tiger bust a move/Sign up to go jogging
with a rich black lawyer.

It's free (for you).

Come by here, White Master Eminem...see what new niggers your daughter owns now.
See the bounty of your cracker-CRACKED-coal legacy--
O Superior White Christ of the Saint People's Church
of everlasting Mother-Killing
/but answer me this:

Where is the song about that no-talent, white boy
worshipping
fat brained Puerto Rican Jennifer
with "good hair"--better hair than Kanye West's mother
The fly one
who made her fortune as a golddigger

play'n as puppets/ some powerfully stupid niggers

Where is her song--

And what real Black man watches BET anyway?

**********************************************

Ah, yes. Worthy of a Pulitzer. Or at least a short-listing for England's Booker!!

35y45ru

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