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Snake Girl

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 03:32 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I've started this new thread...as a place for ABM and I to chat and act silly.

Of course...ANY and EVERY one is invited to put in their two cents.

But I still don't know anything at all about ABM. Like:

1)What's his name

2) What does he do for a living.

3)What city is he living in.

4)What kind of people are he and his wife--Southerners? Yankees?

5) What gossip can he tell me about Chris Hayden, Troy Johnson and Claxton? LOL

6) Why does Thumper think his hair is gray and balding?

7) What kind of literature does he like and why (does he write any?)


Who are you ABM? You know everything about me.

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Chris Hayden

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 10:20 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola:

For any gossip on me you can always come straight to The Source.
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ABM

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 11:45 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM revealed...

1)What's his name => Kal-El

2) What does he do for a living. => Interplanetary Pimp

3)What city is he living in. => Atlantis

4)What kind of people are he and his wife - Southerners? Yankees? => Exhibitionists

5) What gossip can he tell me about Chris Hayden, Troy Johnson and Claxton? LOL => Psst!!! You wanna hear about the gay satanic cult the four of us just started?

6) Why does Thumper think his hair is gray and balding? => "Thumps" was just being autobiographical.

7) What kind of literature does he like and why (does he write any?) => Reads: Comic Books (writers are great visionaries); Writes: Pornography ("play to your strengths")
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ABM

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 12:01 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola: Who are you ABM?
ABM: A riddle, framed in a puzzle, told in a mystery.

Kola: You know everything about me.
ABM: Yet so little about myself.
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Cynner

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 02:06 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Dayum, Kal-El! Where you been? I wondered whatever happened to you? Were you ever able to get a contact lens for that third eye of yours?
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ABM

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 02:16 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Sorry, "Cynny". You've got the wrong Kal-El. Don't need a contact lens. 'Cause my 3rd eye has SUPER-VISION.
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Snake Girl

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 02:32 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM...you are just "too funny".

Although I'm frustrated not to know anything about you.

Anyway...I just learned this morning that Shueisha International in JAPAN has purchased my memoirs "Diary of a Lost Girl". That was wonderful news to wake up to.

Your good tidings are working,you see.

I hope that you and I and Cynique and Chris will be good friends and have a bar-b-q one day.

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Cynique

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 03:23 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Sorry, Kal-El. My bad. I thought I remembered you as the star of a porno film I served as artistic director on. (Actually, with all due respect to Troy, it was an erotic film.)

Snakegirl: Bar-b-q, huh? I can hear the sizzling now. Whose ribs are we gonna roast?
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Snake Girl

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 03:38 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Girl, you bet not put no body on my grill!!

Mess'n with my food is one thing I don't tolerate.

God. I can taste the potato salad and prime rib now..the baked white corn and margaritas. We have GOT to make this happen.

BEA in Chicago next year might be a good time. We can rent a penthouse with a skyline bar-b-q and I'll make my special crab cakes and Sudanese Spicy Cherry Soup (our version of GUMBO on the Nile, which is to die for). We could let the men pick out and grill the meats--but we must have Hot Links.

I bet Troy would come, and Tee and Linda and everybody else. Who knows, perhaps even Thumper and I could have a dance together.

That would be so much fun.



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Snake Girl

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 03:39 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM you better watch your "fresh" self...cause Cynique is thinking about putting your behind on the grill and seeing how much is fat and how much is lean.

Didn't you hear her?

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ABM

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 03:43 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola: ABM...you are just "too funny".
ABM: Thanks! That's good to see here. But dang my wife pisses me off when she says that same thing while we are gettin' down.

Kola: Although I'm frustrated not to know anything about you.
ABM: Patience, young grasshopper. "A good meal eaten in haste will be dull to the taste."(<=ABM)

Kola: Anyway...I just learned this morning that Shueisha International in JAPAN has purchased my memoirs "Diary of a Lost Girl". That was wonderful news to wake up to.
ABM: CONGRATS, "Ko Bo"! I'm sure you will sell a million "Dairy's". Can't wait to get a peek at your "stuff" (ehhh?...and your book too). Hey, are your Japanese benefactors going to fit you with 1 of those Geisha outfits (YUMMY!!!). Sorry. I recently read "Memoirs of a Geisha". So please pardon me while I slowly work thru a subservient female fantasy phase.

Kola: Your good tidings are working, you see.
ABM: Oh, go on. I'll bet you say that to all the anonymous perverted geeks that you meet on the Web.

Kola: I hope that you and I and Cynique and Chris will be good friends and have a bar-b-q one day.
ABM: We already are friends, my Conscience. And the BQ sounds like a plan. I'll bring the ribs, the "licker" and my mom's world-renowned 'tayto salad (Nearly 15 years of marriage, and she still refuses to give my wife the recipe.). I've got first dibs at the grill (You know: macho male powertrip). Though I'd stand aside to let you and Cynique do a lil' "cookin" together. ((hehehe))
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ABM

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 03:54 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola: ABM you better watch your "fresh" self...cause Cynique is thinking about putting your behind on the grill and seeing how much is fat and how much is lean.

ABM: Hey, Baby. Cynique can "cook" whatever she has the guts to grab hold to.
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ABM

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 04:00 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique: "...a porno film I served as artistic director on..."

ABM: Hmmmm?? Did you appear in the film as well as help direct it?
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Snake Girl

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Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 04:43 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ABM...you should be a writer.

Seriously.

You're absolutely lyrical in your prose--your imagination is inventive. You use humor in the right doses--but underneath the humor, you're very thoughtful and your points of view are less emotional than mines. I am surprised that you said that you are not a writer.

Have you read Chris Hayden or Cynique? They're quite good. Chris is more unconventional and he has a philosphy rather than a pathology (like me) to his stories. Cynique is a perfectionist with technique--almost as though she's trained in writing rather than moved by some great painful tragedy. She would make a fantastic newspaper journalist...but then again, newspaper journalists have often turned out some of the most memorable novels.

Your mom's Potato Salad. YUMMY!

Did you know that I auditioned with the Travel Channel for my own cooking show this year? (I didn't get the gig, though). But I love cooking almost nearly as much as I like writing.

I have found that Thomas is addicted to certain recipes of mines. He has admitted to my Black American parents that he cannot live without my Spicy Cherry Soup, AmuSoon roast, groundnut chicken/duck combo, my crab cakes...and especially...my "Thomas Boy" southern corn bread. NO OTHER WOMEN can make these dishes...so this is why I understand your mother.

From his own country (Belize), his mother taught me to fix him plaintains and split pea soup with pigs tails! Thomas loves it!!

When I first met Thomas, he would try to fix his own sandwiches or pour a bowl of cereal in the morning.

I FORBID IT...because this is a way to gradually have power over a man. I don't allow him in the kitchen.

I don't let him eat store bought cereal. I buy oats, grains, put a special coating on my raisins, curry my nuts in honey and make him a special cereal that he cannot get anywhere else. He is used to this now, you see.

I make my own mayonaise and I make wine--so he is now used to things a certain way. He loves my Kubtz bread--which I make his sandwiches with. He cannot get this bread ANYWHERE but from me or from North Africa. So you see, this is how a wife gets her hooks into the husband.

That's why your mother is that way...although, when my sons are someday married...I will train their wives how to cook their favorite foods--if the wives want me to. And of course...both my boys are being taught how to garden, catch and clean seafood and how to cook. They do all of this with me each day and I give them tasks...the tall boy does quite a bit now...but the 3 year old usually just counts out 3 eggs for mother (to make sure I don't put too many) or he helps me decide which vegetables in our gardens are "ripe yet".

He's so cute when he goes, "No..dat still green, mommy. No...dat one no soft yet."

He's not like his daddy, cause he HATES fish and he's scared of crabs crawling around. It tickles me and my older son when he calls them "eeek...spiders!"





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