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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 2114
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 09:52 pm: | 
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So Junior moved Condi (Bush: "Anything for you my Black Baby boo.") Rice to Colin Powell's old slot.
Amazing!
The country suffered its very worst security breach during her term as the head of the National Security Council , and instead of getting canned/discredited, she gets PROMOTED! I still grimace at her utterly laughable "Who could have predicted terrorists would fly planes into building?"
I'm sorry. But this chick must have the kinda skills that would make a veteran porn star blush. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 829
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 19, 2004 - 12:06 pm: |
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Abm:
Sometimes when I am feeling especially vicious I think that--but jeez I can't see Madame Secretary (they all called the white women, like fat Maddie Albright, by the title but they keep calling her Condi--what is this?--I know what it is. It was a rhetorical question)having sex with human beings. Or even any earth creatures. Or earth vegetables. Or earth sexual toys.
Maybe Brain creatures from the Planet Arous or Mr. Spock--
Anyway I think she knows how to brown nose real good---which is another form of sexual practice, I guess? What do they call that? Rimming?
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1840
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 19, 2004 - 01:00 pm: |
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I, too, tend to think that Condi is asexual. Everything about her demeanor bespeaks of stiff prudishness. She probably has a crush on Dubya and the only thing she's inclined to embrace is the role of a martyr. As a victim of her unrequited love, she shields the object of her affection from the slings and arrows of the world, and when she is pierced by one of these missiles, through her clenched teeth, she hisses, "Yes!" |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 831
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 19, 2004 - 01:19 pm: |
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Cynique:
Why does she stick with that same tired ole "La Suckarata" hairstyle? |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1842
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 19, 2004 - 02:23 pm: |
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Well, I wonder if it's a conscious decision on Condi's part to make a statement with her hair. Her coiffure is pressed and fixed, and its style is not identified with an particular era. It is, fact, an extension of her own no-nonsense inflexibilty. Furthermore, I don't think it's a stretch to say that her face has a rodent like-quality. Fierce, beady eyes, a snub nose, prominent cheeks and big chunky front teeth, designed for gnawing. Worst of all, she is poised to do the bidding of her master. |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 835
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, November 19, 2004 - 02:44 pm: |
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It strikes me that a woman who keeps the same hairstyle for years lacks imagination. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2118
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 11:17 am: |
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C&C,
Yawl don't get it.
One of the great talents of successful right wingers is their ability to make themselves appear the opposite of what they REALLY are. He can appear holier than Jesus in public and embarrass the devil in private.
@ Does Bush like a lush with a DWI conviction and druggie who failed at EVERY business he started?
@ Does his wife Laura look like some chick who killed an EX-BOYFRIEND via ACCIDENTALLY running a stop light?
@ Does ultraconservative VP Cheney look like the father of an openly gay daughter and the husband of the author of a book that included salacious depictions of lesbianism?
@ Does high-ranking/self-righteous Reagan/Bush I appointee Bill Bennett look like he's addicted to gambling?
@ Does former GOP bulwark Speaker of the House Gingrinch look like an adulterer and tax dodger?
I'm thinking Condi's 'do' is of the vintage of Mary Tyler Moore's Laura Petrie character on the Dick Van Dyke Show (the early 1960's). She is INTENTIONALLY wearing this due incur the favor of old rich @$$ conservative Whites foks.
Condi Rice is a living caricature.
So don't let Condi's (decades pastdue) Miss Polly Purebread demeanor full you. Condi is probably f*#$ing Bush's brains out!
PS: Did you notices Bush KISSING Condi and one of his other female cabinet appointees this week? That was his way of subtlely saying to us "Hey yawl! Check out my b*+<#@$!" |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 841
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 11:32 am: |
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Abm:
I hate to break this to you but--you are obsessed with sex! |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2122
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 11:54 am: |
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Chris,
It depends on how you define "obsessed". If you mean I think about it every waking moment to the point of random bouts of twitching, salivation and pelvic gyrations, then...well, yeah, I'm "obsessed". |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1852
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 12:11 pm: |
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Contrary to you what you contend, Abm, my response to all of your questions about Bush & Co. is that nobody can tell a book by its covers. That's what facades are all about, whether they are assumed by conservatives or liberals. And as much as I ridicule Condi, I really do not believe that she is sleeping with Bush. |
Lawchic
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Username: Lawchic
Post Number: 150
Registered: 10-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 12:21 pm: |
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Check out the caricatures I posted for you guys on the new thread. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2129
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 12:37 pm: |
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Cynique,
If you truly believe you can't judge a book by its cover, then how the heck can you divine any opinion about whether George/Condi are screwing?
Based on her facial expression and hair style? Come on now!
Some of the greatest freaks I've (had the great 'pleasure' to have ever) known could make you think they have a chastity belt permanently welded to their pelvis.
Haha! |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1854
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 12:45 pm: |
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I wasn't basing my opinion on how George and Condi look! I was basing it on my gut feeling that George Bush and Condoleeza Rice are not getting it on. As simple as that. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2130
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 01:04 pm: |
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Cynique,
And my "gut feeling" is Condi would do ANYTHING Bush required of her. And he would d*mn near (short of dumping Laura) do the same for her. |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1855
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2004 - 08:29 pm: |
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Don't be a naive romantic. George W. Bush doesn't give a damn about Condoleeza Rice. He's just using her, and she'll end up being his scapegoat. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2134
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 07:35 am: |
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Cynique,
I suppose it depends on how you define the word, but my views about George/Condi aren't even remotely "romantic".
I think they see each other as a means to an end and have done for each other to effect their own personal missions.
Simply, Bush has the pedigree and Condi has smarts. (~"You got the brawn, I've got the brains...Let's make lot's of money!"~).
Also, I think she'd screw'em because she feels cozy with him because they've worked long/closely together, she occasionally gets horny and ain't got no other man, she feels indebted to him and she'd do it to distract him from pulling a dufus Monica Lewinsky move. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2135
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 07:36 am: |
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...But, yeah, he's kick her tail to the curb to save his own @$$. |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1859
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 12:13 pm: |
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You just can't resist putting your spin on what transpires between people who you don't know, Abm. If I were to put my spin on it, I'd say that Condi would be very uncomfortable in an intimate relationship with Dubya. You don't seem to understand that not all women are hot to trot. Some really are frigid and disinterested in sex. Just ask their husbands. If Condi wanted a man, she'd get a boyfriend. |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 511
Registered: 07-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 01:30 pm: |
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This thread is so frustrating.
Condi DOES have a boyfriend. She's been in a deep, serious relationship with a BLACK conservative Republican politician (who lives in Washington, D.C.) for more than a year now.
One person you could ask is syndicated radio host Tom Pope.
Condi is extremely private and doesn't allow the media to know too much about her personal life, and I too am growing sick of the immature "sexual" comments made by traditionally sexist, colorstruck black men like Amiri Baracka and Aaron McGruder and so many others regarding this woman.
While I don't agree with Condi's politics--it's quite clear that she's a brilliant woman, not even remotely stupid enough to sleep with her boss (and any black woman KNOWS that a racist like Bush doesn't have the nervous system to "keep" a black mistress around after having soiled her, come on "folks"--he throws his back into the cotton patch once he's wiped himself off on them, and that's clear).
I do consider Condi to be an "Auntie Jungle Book" sell out,YES, but I still think the level of "sexual" innuendo directed against her by black men is unfair, untrue and mostly based on their own insecurities and their own failings--their inability to make a kingdom with their natural mate--because they're weak, and as former slaves, feel more comfortable as the white man's mascot worshipping after his white mother, which instead of "getting back" at the white man--only proves the inferiority of both black men and the black womb.
I bet they won't like reading that shit.
Which is why so many of us are silenced by BLACK MEN who aren't any different than BUSH and his boys--they're just cocoa colored sexist, "black talking-white sleeping" little pussies fashioned in the image of the white man they despise.
So sad for us...that cultivated and saved ourselves for the authentic black man, who doesn't exist.
They should shut the hell up about Condi.
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2138
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 06:16 pm: |
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Cynique,
Since when has it been NOT okay for me to put my "spin on" ANYTHING? That's pretty much the meat-n-potatoes of all of what we do around here.
I find it interesting that you can question the authenticity my view about what they are/not doing yet insist upon defending Condi's alleged virgin honor when the truth is NEITHER of us can definitely say whether she frigid or freaky.
Kola,
If Condi's got a man, why hide'm? Does he look like Quasimodo or something? We don't haftah see their sex tapes. But just seeing she's got a man might help dispel must of the suspicion that surrounds her and it might disable some of the media assaults against her.
And I understand what you mean about Bush tossing them "back into the cotton patch". Still, Bush might sex her to mark territory. Plus, he knows full well that she's bite off her own left tit before she'd tell anybody.
BTW: Am I one of those "little pussies" too? |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1861
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 06:34 pm: |
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I prefaced what I said, by saying that I was putting my spin on it, Abm, since you had done so. I also admitted that I was ridiculing Condi. But you are dead serious about these sexual scenarios you place her in. Nobody is telling you to stop doing what you do. Just makin an observation. |
Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 512
Registered: 07-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 06:35 pm: |
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I was under the impression that you weren't talking to me anymore ABM.
Since I haven't done anything to or against you--I figured it was your Wife's edict again and tried not to take it personal.
Frankly...I'm scared to talk to you now.
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Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 2139
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 07:10 pm: |
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Cynique,
Haha! Aight!
Kola,
I told you what's going on. You've got to be a bit patient. There's no need for you to be skur'd to talk to me. |
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