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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 684
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 04:06 pm: | 
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Tiger Woods is sidelined because of an injury he got to his back resulting from "sleeping in an airline seat"
I bet his back is injured but I bet he wasn't sleeping when it happened (haw haw haw!) |
Brelei715
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Username: Brelei715
Post Number: 29
Registered: 09-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 04:13 pm: |
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hahahaha...u know he wasn't. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1475
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 04:35 pm: |
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Why Chris. Are you trying to (hint-hint) infer that our favorite caublasian brothah injured himself while trynah get ‘righteous’ with that blond he totes ‘round e’rwhere?
I told him. No matter how muchah money yu got, dose White chick’ll mess yah up.
Right Lambd? |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 687
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 11:40 am: |
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"Sleeping in an airline seat"! They should have slapped him for telling that one--of course a brotha has to lie about it.
This is why he has fallen--but it was inevitable. Nothing undoes one like success. Start partying. Giving in to the temptations-- |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1489
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 12:06 pm: |
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Chris,
Have you seen the recent movie "Undercover Brother"(UB) starring Eddie Griffin, Chi McBride and Dave Chapelle (direct by Spike Lee's cousin Malcolm(?) Lee)? If you haven't, you should...It is FUNNY!
Anyway, part of the movie's storyline is you have this otherwise strong, Black man (who unexplanably has been retrofitted to the 'funktabulous' '70's) whose afrocentric powers are weaken by the charms of a blond White woman (appropriatedly referred to in UB as "the Black man's Kryptonite"). What happens to Griffin character after up-close&personal 'exposure' to blondie is HILARIOUS! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1462
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 01:33 pm: |
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I thought Tiger broke up with his Swedish Meat Ball. But, of course, there are always groupies aboard planes, eager to join "the mile-high club." Wonder whether Tiger used his woody, or his #4 iron. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1496
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 01:57 pm: |
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Cynique,
I'm betting "his woody" was applied...though apparently his swing sliced a bit to far to the right...and now his 'ball(s)' is stuck in the rough. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1497
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 02:00 pm: |
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Cynique,
You're probably right about his dumping his "Swedish meatball". I guess he finally figured out for a guy with his dough for every opportunistic blond he tosses there are scads more to take her place.
I'll bet his homies Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley scooped him up on THAT game. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 1464
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 05:15 pm: |
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Your talent for making puns is commendable. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 1514
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 05:25 pm: |
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Lookey there. A compliment from Cynique. Why, if I don't excuse myself right now I'm afraid I may pee my pants in delight.  |
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