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Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 13570
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 07:39 pm: | 
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I love puns. They manipulate language and remind us of what fun it is to play with words which are, after all, just sounds. 
These arrived in an e-mail.
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other,'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center aid: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
 Now, go back to YOUR favorite way of wasting time. |
Yvettep
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Username: Yvettep
Post Number: 3457
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, March 07, 2009 - 10:46 am: |
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LOLOLOL! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 13573
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, March 07, 2009 - 12:01 pm: |
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I knew you'd appreciate this list, Yvette.  |
Libralind2
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Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 1193
Registered: 09-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, March 08, 2009 - 08:04 pm: |
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What about me..??? ::hands on hips:: ::glaring:: |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 13579
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, March 09, 2009 - 11:05 am: |
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I didn't know that you, too, like puns, LiLi! Welcome to the club!  |
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