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Cagedbird
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Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 11:09 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

( I remember a 4ward similar 2 this one:-)

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
> her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.."
>
> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
> says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
> it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
>
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
> bank manager and disappears into a back office.
>
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
> out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
> wants to use this as collateral."
>
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
> this?"
>
> (folks, you're gonna luv this)
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's
> a Rolling Stone."
>
>
> (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are.........)
> Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned (or
> groaned), I know you did!!!
>

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