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     Cagedbird Regular Poster Username: Cagedbird Post Number: 82 Registered: 02-2004 Rating: N/A |
www.thesoulpitt.com/writersblock/?p=265 feel free 2 leave feedback. ************************************ A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked desperately, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Wouldn't you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban screamed at him, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the old Jewish man," it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead. When the little Jewish man asked if he felt better now, the Taliban barely muttered "Your dayum brother won't let me in without a tie!" | ||
| Rondall Moderator Username: Rondall Post Number: 175 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A |
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