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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6281
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 01:06 pm: | 
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There have been complaints raised here that some of the comments about The Honorable Senator Hillary Clinton Esq have been sexist.
No doubt some of those complaints have been lodged with an eye toward posts of MINE!
Said complaints really reached a peak when I noted that the usual dress and habiliments of Senator Clinton--excuse me, the Honorable Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton esq--suggested to me that one, upon coming near to her, might detect the whiff of disagreeable odors wafting from the general area of her gluteus maximus--posterior if you will.
Well, it turns out, according to Senator Clinton, that she stays in shape by eating lots of hot chili peppers.
Can I call 'em but can I CALL 'em!
Y'all be careful messing with me now, or I'll start telling your business up in heah!
Swami Hayden |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 11478
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 01:15 pm: |
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I never doubted you for a moment, chrishayden. No need to confess that you were preoccupied with and are now fantasizing about smelling emanations from Hillary's butt.
And of course you're no slouch yourself when it comes to polluting the atmosphere. Every time you open your mouth to speak, hot foul air rushes out. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6282
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 01:17 pm: |
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Cynique:
You are getting sleepy....very sleepy..your eyes are getting heavy..you are asleep....and when you wake up, you will think you are a chicken!
I'm gonna leave her like his awhile,folks.
I can use the eggs. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6283
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 01:25 pm: |
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From her interview with Katie Couric:
Asked if she pops vitamins or drinks a lot of coffee, Clinton said, "I take vitamins. I drink tea, not coffee anymore. I have really stopped drinking diet drinks. Because I found that they gave you a jolt, but they weren't good over the long run. I used to drink a lot of them. I drink tons of water. Just as much water as I can possibly drink."
"My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it," she added.
--I am going to have my special prayer cloths available for sale in just a little while-- |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 11479
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 01:27 pm: |
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I'm getting bored, bored, bored, chrishayden but I'm inspired to stay awake because other people post interesting things to read. If you need an egg, take the one your lame attempt at humor just laid, you wanna-be cock of the walk.  |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 11480
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 01:34 pm: |
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Hot peppers are chocked full of good things, like anti-oxidants. They can also clear the sinuses and the colon. I love em myself. Hillary is on the right track by indulging her penchant for them. |
Tonya
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 6643
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 01:54 pm: |
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CTFU @ CHRIS FUCKING CRAZY ASS HAYDEN!!! |
Tonya
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 6644
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 02:22 pm: |
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And yeah you were being SEXIST. You were being racist too.
What's wrong, you don't like big butts????
Yeah look at you now--
caught with your pants down.
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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6284
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 02:39 pm: |
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What's wrong, you don't like big butts????
(I like to see them
I like to SQUEEZE them
I like to sink my teeth in them
I don't like them if they are stinky winky
To quote Redd Foxx
You gotta wash yo' ASS! |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 6285
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 02:40 pm: |
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Hot peppers are chocked full of good things, like anti-oxidants. They can also clear the sinuses and the colon. I love em myself. Hillary is on the right track by indulging her penchant for them.
(Make sure you stay downwind and wear earplugs--maybe you should contact the energy department.
You girls might have found an alternative to fossil fuels-- |
Tonya
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 6647
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 - 03:07 pm: |
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Chris said: "I like to sink my teeth in them"
Ewwwe, you nasty. That's no place for ass! Down boy!
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