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Doberman23
Veteran Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 882
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 12:25 am: | 
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so today this dude at the office was talking about how much ass he got when he was younger. some of the stuff he said was prolly true but a little embelished. but then he got down to one story where he said it made him lay off of sex for a year. dude told me that he dated the high school prom queen and that she killed herself by shish-ka-bobing herself with a broom. he said that she was masterbating with a broom and that her mom walked in on her and scared her, causing her to jump down abuptly and the brrom went through all her organs and out of her mouth. then my lieing ass co-worker with a straight face told me that he just happened to be coming over and tried to console the mom and pulled the blanket off of his girlfriend and that still haunts him to this day.
now, that is very similar to a unpopular girl in just about every school in america, being tagged with the story of a frozen hot dog unthawing and breaking off inside her. ... of course i laughed at my coworker and asked him how he was able to tell me that story with a straight face ... what the hell is a 40 year old dude doing sharing urban legends? and since black people are always being tagged with urban this and urban that, how come all of these urban legends have nothing to do with black folks?
first the fatboys break up .... and now this  |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 3973
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 12:32 am: |
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A ••••• must have been mighty horny to •••• a damn broom  |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 7803
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 12:33 am: |
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LMAO. Thanks for making my night Dobes. I never heard those urban legends before! You are priceless! |
Tonya
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 4844
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 12:57 am: |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can be funny as HELL sometimes, boy!
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Serenasailor
Veteran Poster
Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 1422
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 01:38 pm: |
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LISTEN DOBERBYTCH DON'T YOU HAVE SOME "DRINKING BUDDIES(BUTT-BUDDIES) THAT YOU CAN SHARE THESE TYPE OF STUPID 10TH GRADE, HIGH SCHOOL, LOCKEROOM STORIES WITH ASSHOLE???
Let me guess!! He was some White guy who's arse you were kissing and he "fed" you some stupid ass story like that just to keep your 'juvenile mind' entertained!!
Since he knows that cum-swallowing, White worshipping knee-grows like you "hang off" of every word White ppl like him say!!!
AND PLEASE REGALE US WITH YOUR HOMOSEXUAL TERMS SUCH ASS SAUSAGE-SWALLOWING, AND PILLOW-BITING!! Homosexual acts that you yourself probably engage in on a regular basis but try to put off on everybody else!! |
Serenasailor
Veteran Poster
Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 1423
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 01:42 pm: |
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ALSO BYTCH STOP GIVING YOURSELF STARS FOR STUPID ASS STORIES THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE SINCE LIKE THAT!!!
Stars are reserved more ppl who have enlightening things to say regarding Black issues.
NOT FOR THE COMMENTS OF A 34 YEAR OLD MEN WITH A 15 YEAR OLD MENTALLY LIKE YOU!!! |
Latina_wi
Regular Poster
Username: Latina_wi
Post Number: 273
Registered: 08-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:08 pm: |
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Ouch. |
Serenasailor
Veteran Poster
Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 1425
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:10 pm: |
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And also NOTICE THE TYPE OF PPL WHO ARE ENTERTAINED BY THESE TYPES OF STORIES!!
MZURI, CYNIQUE NEED I SAY MORE???? |
Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3893
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:21 pm: |
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The ones I keep hearing about are the girls who get the frankfurters caught up there and the gay dudes who go in the hospital with dead gerbils in the bunghole.
People lie more about sex than anything else. |
Eastwest
Regular Poster
Username: Eastwest
Post Number: 162
Registered: 12-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:23 pm: |
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Serena Homo GO BACK TO SUCKING OFF MR. GAME SHOW SHUT THE •••• UP BYTCH. |
Doberman23
Veteran Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 889
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:27 pm: |
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don't forget tonya!
i would break down your many, many, many pointless, boring, gay ass, tabloid style topics that you usually regurgitate every other month ... but why bother. my posts that i create are made for a good snicker or two or they are actually about a real issue ... don't like my threads don't read them. you just keep worry about brittany spears and insulting every black man, light skinned sistah, every non black person, and asking which city has best looking women over and over and over and over again ... being a 5th grader has it's perks, especially when it comes to manhandling little ••••• ass preschoolers like you. |
Serenasailor
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Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 1426
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:28 pm: |
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I once heard of a guy who shoved a broomstick up is ass and it peirced his brain(which also happened to be in his ass)!!
I BELIEVE IS NAME WAS DOBERMAN!!!! |
Doberman23
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Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 890
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:36 pm: |
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booo! another weak sausageswallower reply ... EVERYBODY, and I mean EVERYBODY know that their is only one homo, tranny, gay ass poster and it is you serenasailor. It's pointless for you to even try and hit anyone with a gay insult, you hold that spot down. you represent being a fag in every way shape and form ... just stick to insulting my ex girlfriend because at least that makes sense, but a gay guy tyring to throw his gayness on other people just... well, it just doesn't work. |
Serenasailor
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Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 1427
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 02:48 pm: |
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I'm sure being a 5th grader does have it's "perks" especially in your world Doberbytch!!
A WORLD WHERE BLACK ASSHOLES LIKE YOU LET'S HIS SNOTTY NOSED, WHITE CO-WORKERS TELL HIM STUPID ASS STORIES LIKE THAT!!
IF I WERE YOU(AND THINK GOD I'M NOT) I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED THAT DUDE IN HIS MOUTH!!
INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE BY THINKING THAT I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO BE ENTERTAINED BY A STORY LIKE THAT!!
AND YOU WERE ENTERTAINED ENOUGH TO TELL IT TO US!!!
Anybody who read this story should gave felt their I.Q lowering by at least 15 points.
But to someone like Doberbytch who already has an I.Q of about 70 it shouldn't have made any difference. |
Tonya
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 4851
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 04:21 pm: |
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LOL, I love Serenasailor to pieces too! ...forever & for always no matter what!
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Doberman23
Veteran Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 891
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 04:58 pm: |
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Anybody who read this story should gave felt their I.Q lowering by at least 15 points.
no serena anyone who wrote THAT ... should never even mention IQ.
chrishayden that was no urban legend that you heard, that was someone who met serenasailor and simply spreading the truth about his gay ass. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 7818
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 05:19 pm: |
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Please, Troy, don't ban Dobes and Serenasailor from the board. Laughter is good medicine for the soul. LMAO. |
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