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Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3623
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 10:07 am: | 
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As Our Saviour said, let the dead bury the dead.
How can we make a buck out of this? Ain't that the American way?
How about floating some crazed conspiracy rumors?
She was knocked off by
That old man's family
The CIA
The Entertainment industry? |
Eastwest
Regular Poster
Username: Eastwest
Post Number: 137
Registered: 12-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 12:30 pm: |
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HA,HA,HA,HA,HA, |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 7232
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 01:27 pm: |
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One of the reasons this story is so intriguing is that it reeks of conspiracies. The suspicious death of Anna Nicole's son, the sudden death last year of her deceased husband's son who was fighing her for control of the family fortune. Then the mysterious passing of Anna herself who leaves behind a infant whose paternity is unknown. Now Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband, who claims to be a Prince, has come forth declaring he had an ongoing affair with Anna for the past 10 years and that he may be the child's father because Anna wanted her baby to be a princess. And, of course, all of the million of dollars at stake add fuel to the fire. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 3422
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 03:25 pm: |
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Here are my conspiracy theories:
Florida Yacht Builders required publicity.
She was knocked off by the American Society of Brassiere Manufacturers because she gave boobs a bad name.
The SCBD (Secret Consortium of BabyDaddies) wanted to keep her quiet.
The Anorex-Stick Models United snuffed her out to prevent comparisons.
NASA wanted to divert attention away from the Atro-Nut story.
The American Bar Association wants to remind everyone of the importance of having a will.
She was abducted by space aliens.
And Chris Hayden is STUPID!!!
Rest In Peace Anna Nicole 
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 7235
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 05:10 pm: |
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LOL. Boy, there's nothing like a good dose of humor to remind us of what's really important in this world. A very clever litany, Mzuri! You don't get enough credit for your wittiness. |
Libralind2
Veteran Poster
Username: Libralind2
Post Number: 621
Registered: 09-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 05:29 pm: |
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Mzuri writes:The SCBD (Secret Consortium of BabyDaddies) wanted to keep her quiet.
LiLi hollllering LMAO |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 3425
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 05:33 pm: |
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OMG! I misspelt Astro-Nut. Duh!!!
(Please forgive me, I was up all
night working on my taxes) |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1796
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, February 11, 2007 - 10:07 pm: |
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"OMG! I misspelt Astro-Nut. Duh!!!(Please forgive me, I was up all night working on my taxes)"
Naw..naw..naw...You just blew it! The Atro-Nut thing worked! When I read it, I started laughing. I thought it was deliberate witty parody of the "astronaut". Dang! You shoulda left it alone. It was funny! Oh well......
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Doberman23
Veteran Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 736
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 12, 2007 - 12:26 am: |
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anna nicole used to date a black dude, and it wasn't even when she was fat either.
just putting it out there. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 7266
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 12, 2007 - 01:16 pm: |
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Come on, Dobes. Give us the ultimate endorsement without which no woman can be deemed desireable. When it comes to Anna Nicole, would you have "hit that"? LOL. |
Chrishayden
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 3655
Registered: 03-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 12, 2007 - 01:41 pm: |
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anna nicole used to date a black dude, and it wasn't even when she was fat either.
(Is that what you call it in your neck of the woods. From what I heard it was more like Pimps up, Hos Down) |
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