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Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3912
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:17 pm: | 
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You are becoming sleepy...very sleepy
You are becoming sleepier and sleepier
...you cannot be mad at Kola or take
anything she says to heart.
You are Kola's KING and you must not
be mad at Kola for saying things truthfully
even when it piss you off and you just
want to ....
BEP
...in the mouth with a
hair brush.
When I count to 3 you will wake up
...and go back to worshipping BRAT ASS KOLA.
BECAUSEEEEEEEEEEEE
she loves you!!!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7742
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: 
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:25 pm: |
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Kola,
Girl. In a minute I'm goning to start calling you Baby Ruth. 'Cause, LAWD, you're so NUTTY.
And, hey. The things I might like to do to your mouth wouldn't have a dayamthing to do with no hairbrush.
Hint:
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Lola_ogunnaike
Regular Poster
Username: Lola_ogunnaike
Post Number: 498
Registered: 10-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:29 pm: |
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Yuck
How does Destined feel about this? And how does your kid feel about you wanting Kola Boof to suck your testicles? |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7745
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: 
Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:32 pm: |
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Lola,
How does YOUR husband feel about kissing a chick who sucked duckbutter from some White dude's nastya$$ dyck? |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3913
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:35 pm: |
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ABM,
Because it's the internet and we can't HEAR the tone in our responses....I do worry, sometimes, that my posts seem more fiery and volatile than they actually are.
For instance...A LOT OF TIMES, when I'm "cursing", I'm also laughing and "talking shit" in a playful way.
When I read it back...it reads totally different.
It reads like I'm mad.
So when we disagree or scuffle on some issues, I just want you to know that I'm being disrespectful in my language and stuff. 
And thanks for the TEA. I take mine with SUGAR.
LOL!!!
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Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 173
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:39 pm: |
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Awww shit, yall better chill! |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3915
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:41 pm: |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl, me and ABM are ALWAYS crazy acting fools, you might as well get on in the pool and pass me that Zinfindel.
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Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 175
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:45 pm: |
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Well, alrighty then!
Here's the  .
But I'm gone take my leave. It's getting too hot in hurre! |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3917
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:46 pm: |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
I love talking to you Americansista, you are so REAL.
You remind me of my sister Spring with her crazy self.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7749
Registered: 04-2004
Rating:
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:47 pm: |
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Kola,
We're gone foks. And I'm a kidder.
You should hear some of my conversations with Destined:
Destined: I don't know, babe. If Pierce Brosnan was available I might have to hit that.
Me: Hey. If 007 will help pay some bills up-n-through here, I say GO FOR IT!!! But that mofo STILL ain't no SEAN CONNERY!!!
Destined: You right. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7750
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:50 pm: |
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Americansista,
Yeah, babe. We're all Kool-n-the-Gang here. So jump on in the pool with us.
And don't mind that blunt object poking your waist. That's just me being happy you're joining us. |
Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 176
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:50 pm: |
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Sean Connery is a fine old white man.
Would never let him hit but he has an attractiveness about him that I like. |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3919
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:52 pm: |
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BUSTING THE FUGG UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABM.
That is one thing NO ONE can accuse you of.
You have never....EVER....EVER/EVER
never
been "corny".
YOU ARE SO FUCK'N FUNNY!!! AND RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
You always have some good shit to say.
ALWAYS!
And I loved your Tea Bag crack...that's why I said I take mine with sugar.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7752
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:56 pm: |
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Kola,
It's better with honey, baby.
'Cause honey's sticky. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7753
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:58 pm: |
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Americansista,
I'll bet you'd bone Connery into cardiac arrest.
'Cause from what I've observed, apparently, LOTS of Black women would. |
Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 179
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:59 pm: |
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Yall are a mess and I for one am appalled!
JUST APPALLED....
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....now keep talking... |
Ntfs_encryption
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Ntfs_encryption
Post Number: 1504
Registered: 10-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 12:59 pm: |
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"How does YOUR husband feel about kissing a chick who sucked duckbutter from some White dude's nastya$$ dyck?"
Don't expect an answer to that! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7754
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 01:00 pm: |
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Ntfs,
If you think she told dude THAT particular chestnut, you probably also believe Christopher Reeves was really flying in those Superman movies.
Hahahahaha!!!
PS: I try to tell a mofo: Don't start none. Won't BE none. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7755
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 01:04 pm: |
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Kola,
By FAR, the funniest person in my home. Perhaps the funniest person I've ever witnessed...is my 11 year old daughter.
This chicks is Lucille Ball reincarnated. |
Americansista
Regular Poster
Username: Americansista
Post Number: 180
Registered: 09-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 01:04 pm: |
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Americansista,
I'll bet you'd bone Connery into cardiac arrest.
'Cause from what I've observed, apparently, LOTS of Black women would.
That's it, Abm....go and get me fired from here.
Sure, it's ok. It was only MY JOB.
I mean, a black woman braying at the top of her lungs in an office buidling FULL of whites is such a normal phenomenom.
I do it all the time....doesn't matter that the office door is closed.
Bursting out in fits of LAUGHTER is a great way to draw attention to oneself.
Hmmm...this is about? What? Like the 16th or 17th time because of this very board this has happened.
Several times with Cynique and Mzuri, a few with you, um...Chris Hayden, I think Eastwest...
...so what's next, guys? Pics posted here from hotghettomess? Uglypeople.com?
What other ways are you wanting me to cackle like a damn ghoul?
LOL!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7758
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 01:12 pm: |
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Americansista,
I'm sorry. I ain't trynah get you caught up with YT.
But, hey. It's Friday. You know us Black foks gottah git our party ON!!!
Hahahaha!!! |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3924
Registered: 02-2005
Rating:
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 01:31 pm: |
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ABM, I would love to see your daughter, because I LOVE ME SOME LUCY.
That is so wonderful!!!
My sons aren't funny. They're more "corny" and they ask ONE GAZILLION questions (because we raised them to).
I bet your baby girl is precious though, and you know I love Destined (you have to think back to BEFORE she revealed who she was and me and her were hitting it off so nicely on the board, she read my posts and said she thought it was her talking--LOL!!!)
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7769
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 02:15 pm: |
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Kola,
My kid's a RIOT. Very smart, quickwitted and mature. She's one of those people about whom ol' Black women say Dat chile dere don bin here befoe.
Destined likes you. But, yeah, you're still that African chick who wants to bone her husband.
Guess whom it is here Destined IMMEDIATELY did NOT like. Hahahahaha!!! |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3936
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 02:22 pm: |
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WHO!?
LMAO!!!!!!!!! already
HURRY UP ABM!!!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7774
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 02:34 pm: |
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Kola,
Who you think? |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3941
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 02:46 pm: |
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HA!!HA!!!!
I knew it!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7779
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 02:54 pm: |
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Kola,
First thing she said to me after reading something [It] had posted was, "That [It] is something ELSE. What the hell is [It's] problem?" |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3945
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 02:57 pm: |
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LMFAO!!!!!!
Her and half of Chicago wondering...WTF???
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 7782
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 03:09 pm: |
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Kola,
Oh, see. You WRONG for dat!
Hahahahahaha!!! |
Kola_boof
AALBC .com Platinum Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 3946
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 03:11 pm: |
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LOL!!!
I'm just kidding.
I knew she wouldn't be able to stand her, though.
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