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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 01:00 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It has started! It's here! Born on this website.

The first literary movement born in Cyberspace! It probably started before but I didn't notice it. Kola Boof has even her enemies writing like her.

Thanks to her, Cynique is Nasty as she wannabe!

She ought to get down on her knees and thank Kola Boof, because now she can write something where she can get PAID!

I'm saying that Kola Boof has now founded a literary school and style--without meaning to, probably but that's how it goes.

Who's next? Who's next to bust that move!

I'm gonna rev myself up and start writing NASTY AS I WANNABE!
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Jackie
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 01:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

u trippin'
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Cynnique
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 02:16 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

As I previously stated, chrishayden, I doubt if parody ever comes to mind when people are reading anything written by Kola Boof. I gave a satirical account of her story, but the style was my own. And I suspect that you are attempting to do damage control for your Door of Kush label mate, Kola Boof, because the idea that I am imitating her style is ridiculous. And I continue to be amazed that you think that Kola is a pace-setter when it comes to "nastiness". I adopted the screen name "Cynique" years back. You are, in a word, - clueless.
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 03:04 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

yea right cynique......... tell that to the blind.
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Cynnique
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 03:39 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yea right, jen, I'm tellin that to you who obivously has a blunt mind incapable of fine-tuning.
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 04:11 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Pardon me while I belabor this point because I can never resist sparring with chrishayen, but he well knows that the criticism of my writing has always been that when I write, I "tell instead of show" and this was never more evident than in my Kola parody. From what I have observed on this board, Kola has a dramatic expository style of writing. The way I told the story would bear no resemblance to the way Kola would've shown it. But I guess these literary subtleties go unnoticed by one-dimensional people.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 04:30 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola Boof is all up in theah! I predict that Cynique will post a topless photo of herself on this site next!
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Cynnique
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 04:41 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola obviously has you under her sway, chrishayden. You are becoming increasing deluded, saying the exact things Kola would say. Both of you of coo-coo.
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Brian E
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 05:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I read that post and it DOES have Kola Boof's writing style all over it! Seriously.

Even another poster, Enchanted, thought it was Kola trying to publicize her own book.

You must got Kola on the brain Cynique after all these years. You're channeling her! :-)




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Brian E
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 05:13 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

UH

Hold off on the topless pic, though.

Hehe

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Cynnique
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 05:29 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Once again another person unable to discern subtle differences, totally ignorant of the nuances of a parody. I'm surprised at you, Brian E., unable to perceive what those who e-mailed Kola and told her I had posted the spoof, were able to do: tell one writer from another. tsk-tsk.
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Kola
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 08:34 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Chris, thanks.

I'm flattered. :-)

And THIS is funny.




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Cynnique
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Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 12:23 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yes, Kola, it is funny. To think that some people can't tell the difference between me mocking you and me imitating you. I'm glad that the others were perceptive enough to catch on to the idea that in spoofing your self-promotion, I was making you the object of ridicule. LMAO.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 04:06 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I thought about it last night and I'll be damned if Kola Boof and her ardent stylistic admirer and disciple Cynique are not pulling off a Charlie Parker Dizzy Gillespie Thang up in here!

What many don't remember about the birth of be bop is that often the artists engaged in long cutting contests in which they went at each other back and forth, trying to outdo the other.

In the furious competition, the angry, fast as light, brilliant improvisitory (I don't know if that is the word) art form was born!

I have come up with what we should call this--it is a new verb--

TO BOOF!

This is burning Cynique up, but even a busted clock is right twice a day! She done done it!

I'm gonna work on a Boof!
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Cynnique
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Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 09:04 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Good job, chrisola. That should be worth a pat on the head from your trainer. BTW, I'm curious. Why doesn't Kola plug your book the way you're plugging hers. LMAO.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 01:43 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You are plugging Kola more than I ever could. I am going to have to work to get her style but with you it just rolls off your tongue with ease.

Admit it. It will be easier for you.

It's like that scene at the end of the Spike Lee movie about Malcolm X where all the kids are jumping up and saying, "I am Malcolm X!"

Cynique is Kola Boof--a cheap 2nd rate imitation anyway. Resistance is Futile!
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Cynnique
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Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 02:21 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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jen
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Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 02:43 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ha, ha, some body got busted
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Cynnique
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Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 03:17 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

yea, poor ol chrishayden...he gets busted on a regular basis...and u know what, jen...you imitate the ethiopian's style...and u r also stupid just like him...ha ha
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Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 11:35 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

i am not the one imitating kola boof....... and hating her at the same time
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Cynnique
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Posted on Friday, February 17, 2006 - 09:23 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

u r too dumb to imitate kola...all u can do is imitate the ethiopian because you are both stupid...now go back to your rag pickin, u green-card carrying loser...he he.
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Posted on Friday, February 17, 2006 - 02:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

green card? u sound soooooooooo desperate cynnikola.......... i know u can do better that........
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Cynnique
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Posted on Friday, February 17, 2006 - 03:56 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

yes, jeniopian...I can be more accurate than that....go on back to selling apples on the street corner...how's that, dum-dum...ha-ha...
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Posted on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 05:41 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hey Kola! I'd love to know when the next batch of your autobiography is coming out. I checked with the bookstore you referenced in your radio interview, but they said it wasn't in. I want to get my copy...thanks for hollering at me.
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Kola
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Posted on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 05:49 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hi Blaklioness!!

I miss you!!

What city do you live in?

The Second Printing just arrived in stores on Thursday, so it should definitely be available.

Dr. Rosie Milligan "Express Yourself Books" has autographed copies in Los Angeles.....and Karibu Books has autographed copies at 5 locations in Wash. D.C..

You can order it from Amazon.Com

I think Troy Johnson at this website still has signed copies for sale---but he might have sold out.

Email Troy and ask him-- troy@aalbc.com


I have a lot of radio interiews this week, so the will sell quickly. We're trying to catch up.








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Posted on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 06:05 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hey Kola! I miss you too, but you're still in my spirit....stay strong girl...the white supremacists won't win if we stay focused (I can see they're still on the attack.). I'm proud of you! :-) Anyhoo, I'm in Northern California right now.....not far from Oakland and San Francisco. Amazon's shipping time is slow...though I may be able to get a copy from Barnes and Nobles---although I really want a signed copy. So, please let me know if you hear of any other local outlets....peace...
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Kola_boof
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Posted on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 06:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Email me Blaklioness: kolaboof_email@yahoo.com

At AMAZON.COM what happens is this----

the books arrived on Thursday, it takes them about 3 days (not counting Sunday and today, a holiday) to get them out of the boxes.

By Wednesday of this week, they will have plenty of stock.

Thanks so much!! :-)

I can't wait for you, especially, to read it.

And Tonya has people in Philly ordering it from BORDERS. There's this one store in Philadelphia that just orders directly from the publisher.

LOL


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Blaklioness
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Posted on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 09:46 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Ok....I emailed you....so I'll be about the business of tracking down some copies for me and my sister. :-)

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