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Kola
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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 07:59 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"GOLDDIGGER"
by Kola Boof

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How many millions

did Kobe Bryant have to pay the White Man's mother?

and how much

...was the ring?

Ringing in our ears like the dick in a Cow Bell.

How much Mr. Simpson/Mr. Orenthal--did you have to pay IN CASH

and how many times

My brother...brother of Anna Nicole.

Which rhymes with Gold.

How beautiful is Michael Jordan next to his blond gold-digger?

How beautiful is he...next to his own mother's flesh?

How much does it cost to buy a White WOMB

to produce a High White Jackson baby?

...dear, dear...dear........Sweet Jesus....woooh, lawd

Tell us Golddiggers and Niggers.....How much?

To gain the whole world
but lose your soul...on Soul Train
bringing lies
against women you don't even know.
Because you...wouldn't let yourself KNOW.

Mr. Cornelius, Mr. Montel and Mr. Today Show

--how much sun tan lotion does a golddigger require?

Who is the Coon-Cracker...now...as you ride the Soul Train?
as you marry
the lynch rope

Mr. Big Dick
Mr. Biiiigggggg Dick
Mister
Mister...Big...Black...Dick
Mister
Mister...Acorns stuffed in chipmunk cheeks
Mister
Kanye West
you motherfuck'n TRICK

Somebody please/bring me my coat
I can't stand the sight
of my own son.

And tell me this:

Where is the song about Kobe Bryant's doo-doo Sauerkraut bitch?

Come Video Mulattoes, imitation black women of America---imitate for us

Come holy angels of Asian and Latina blood: Get these invitations to the financial lenders.
Watch Tiger bust a move/Sign up to go jogging
with a rich black lawyer.

It's free (for you).

Come by here, White Master Eminem...see what new niggers your daughter owns now.
See the bounty of your cracker-CRACKED-coal legacy--
O Superior White Christ of the Saint People's Church
of everlasting Mother-Killing
/but answer me this:

Where is the song about that no-talent, white boy
worshipping
fat brained Puerto Rican Jennifer bitch
with "good hair"--better hair than Kanye West's mother
The fly one
who made her fortune as a golddigger

play'n as puppets/ some powerfully stupid niggers

Where is her song--

And what real Black man watches BET anyway?






**This is my new poem......and I hope that Black Women who read it will be smart enough to pass it on to other black women, who often times, have no other interaction with black men unless they're listening to the new song "GOLDDIGGER" by Kanye West.

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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 08:39 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

lol.

Well I have found it rather interesting why so many rappers CLAIM to love "calling fake people out", why no one has yet to say anything about J.ho and all the other Puerto Rican copycats...............

She got not only fame, but a forture (read: expensive gifts P.dummy gave) off P. Dummy. And to this very day Black men still oh and ah over how "fine' she is and the size of her ass! Yet.........you'll notice that she hasn't found a man that LOOKED like P.dummy since!!!!
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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 09:01 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Before P.Diddy, she got her big break with IN LIVING COLOR, and USED Keenan Ivory Wayans to start her career.

The poem referenced that.

I like it a lot, Kola. "Emailing" all my girls.





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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 09:13 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Girl you are right on it.

I thought I was the only person who realized this about P.(whatever). Blacks have been praising him like he's some genius, but the way he was taken advantage of by J-Lo says the complete opposite. He was played big-time and I was waiting for somebody to point that out. Instead of being seen for the asswipe that he is, he's seen by black men as a hero. I guess this says a lot about black men.

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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 09:31 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You also said,

Black men still oh and ah over how "fine' she is and the size of her ass! Yet.........you'll notice that she hasn't found a man that LOOKED like P.dummy since!!!!

You're right about that too. Like I said you're right on it.

Tonya
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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 09:36 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"marrying the lynch rope"



Damn Kola. That's powerful. I had to read the poem 4 times to get everything out of it and it sent chills down my spine.

btw I'm a white girl.

But I totally understand and agree with you from personal experience. I got the kid to show for it and his daddy blamed all his problems on black women. That's all I ever heard day in day out. Black women aint' shit. Over 'n over.

Now my son and I are living with the only person who would take us in. A black woman.



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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 10:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Apparently, he just has problems with women. Period.

I hate guys like that. If he's so against women, he should just go homosexual and leave us the hell alone.
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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 10:30 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Who is the Coon-Cracker...now...as you ride the Soul Train?
as you marry
the lynch rope


Love this line, Kola.

Interesting theory: In Nelson George's "Post-Soul Nation" he dates the beginning of hip-hoppers slamming of Black women as "gold diggers" to Eddie Murphy's rant in "Raw." And now he and his wife of 12 years (and mother of 5 of his kids, and the person who stuck around after his transvestite "oops" episode) are divorcing...
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 12:03 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola, I love your poem and everything else you have written.

I sent you an e-mail just now.
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 12:58 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Brilliant piece Kola !

Hope you feel better, real soon!
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 01:09 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Great poem, Kola. Curious. If all black women were like you, would they be better off or worse off??
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 02:57 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

^^BETTER.
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 03:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Glad to be unhappy, huh?
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 03:49 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

We're unhappy because of people with your attitude.

That's the god honest truth.

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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 04:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Don't blame me. Blame your love/hate relationship with black men.
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 04:26 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

When was the last time you've seen a black man?

A real one?

Tonya
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 04:38 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I've been married to one for longer than you've been alive.
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 04:49 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

well tell us younglings what a real black man is all about, because it ain't many around here.

Instead of Bitchen at us, try schooling us.

And I mean that with all due respect.

Tonya
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You're right. Among the younger generation, real black men are becoming extinct. If you can't find one, you're out of luck, babe. Look elsewhere. Maybe you could snare you a white nerd and marry him because he'll be glad to have the attention of a real woman. Then y'all can have a bunch of nice, smart, mixed children who won't have to be treated bad by everyone else.
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Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 05:23 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

That's your dream, not mine.

Tonya
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That'll teach you to ask silly questions.
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 03:10 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I think the reason why you can't answer is because you don't really know a real black man.
With your attitude, I would be surprised if you do.

Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 09:57 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique,

As always, your responses are classic....absolutely classic!

Moonie :-)
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Taking a page from your book, Tonya, why would you even ask anybody else what they thought a real black man was? If you don't know one when you see one, then you're not an authentic black woman. tsk-tsk.
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Hi Moonie. As you can see, the same ol same ol is being re-cycled around here. Old subject, new people. Ready to jump back in the fray? Your point of view is always provocative.
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Cynique,

You know I'm only messing with you. I'm sure you know plenty of real black men because you are a real/authentic black women. The way go around talking all that bull shit you gotta be authentic at something. anyway, I pick on you from time to time bcause your hilarious and your writing is off the hook. I have fun with your response.

Tonya

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I meant to say you're hilarious

Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 12:21 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Oh shit Cynnique, Chris is back!!!
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 01:35 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Tonya, I love Cynique too. :-)

And "Moonsigns" is our resident WHITE sista...married to black man w/kids. I have literally run her over 50 times with a car...but I love her, too. She's a very sweet, kind, well-meaning human being.


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Nice to meet you Moonsigns!! I've read some of your posts and I found them to be very thought provoking too.

Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 01:57 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique,

When time permits, I'll jump back into the mix.

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Kola,

YOU love ME?




I must embrace this moment, they don't come often! :-)




btw, I do like your poem. You're an incredible poet/writer--I've always loved your poetry!

And, I hope you feel better real soon!

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Tonya,

Nice to meet you as well!

:-)

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And....Kola....it's not the content of your poem that I like so much.....because you KNOW we could beef about that for days......it's how fluid the piece is. You truly are a gifted writer!

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Oh ditch the benevolent act, "Konya," and stop trying to portray me as your victim. It's not like you didn't get messed with and picked on by me. What a farce.
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Damn!!! You cant be nice for one minute, can you?

O.K. Cynnique, YOU KICKED MY ASS. You happy now?

Damn!

Tonya
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I hope you are discouraged enough to bug off. "Both" of you. Sheeze!
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 06:04 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Bug off your damned self OLD YELLER!!!

College Photo of CYNIQUE UNIQUE

Old Yeller

Your barking doesn't make us flinch.




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She got you good with that one Cynnique. I almost fell to the floor.

Tonya
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Now, you know that thick-lipped broad nosed heifer is the spitting image of you, "Tonya." Oh, lawd, I's so proud of bein a Affrikan.
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 08:51 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Actually, it looks like Cynique, Tonya.

Here's Proof:


Cynique




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Just an example of what a devious liar Kola Boof is. That picture is not me and bears no resemblance to me. Yet she continues to post it. Kola does not know me and has ever seen me in person but when you're a mental case, you do things like this.
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Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 09:11 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Aawwwwwww...Don't Cry Cynique:

Bitch Ass Cynique


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Cry, hell. Your obsession with me, makes me laugh. If you lived near me, you'd probably stalk me. You reallllly are a nut case.
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No, darling---those NUTS are in your mouth and in your mind.

You're imagining things

...after eating all those nuts outta Viggo's shit.

Go play with your Grandbabies and pretend you're a Porch slave again rock'n Miss Anne's little golden chillens.




LOL!!!!

me and you surrrrrre be laugh'n Cynique-Wah.



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Been hittin the sauce again, huh? You sorry-assed lush! Now don't get too drunk because before you go to bed, you have to get down on your knees and ask God to pleassssse make Cynique want to be my friend. I've been trying for years to make this wish come true. But for some reason she "doesn't accept me". boo-hoo. Wheeeeee. I'm outta here. I refuse to provide anymore entertainment for your board, Kola Boofa. You and Tonya and Renata can talk amongst yourselves, you demented idiots. ROTFLOL
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whoah... this is really funny and crazy!
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TO ALL:

My poem "Choll Apieth" is taking on a life of its own.

It was published today in Uganda's leading newspaper:

http://www.newvision.co.ug/D/8/459/449408




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I love this poem sister Kola!!!!!

peace to you
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Bla, Bla, Bla, Bla, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, Whine, Whine, Whine, Whine, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, and finally Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan, AND Moan. Friggin Sad Black Wenches that should all consider Lesbianism. Look, Truth is, black women are golddiggers. When the question was posed...insead of responding to it...you all point the finger at "worse culprits." Thats just sad. Youre pathetically sad Kola Killa-Nigga Boof. I got an idea. Just for some spice, and to shake things up a bit, how about you all, instead of pointing the finger and saying "look mommy, she and she and she does it too," adress the question within the female BLACK COMMUNITY. See if it is possible to get this stereotype monkey off your back. MAybe then, black men will like you again.
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There are plenty of black men that love black women. For those who don't, white women can have them. I will not lose any sleep. If you can't love and respect a black woman, you aren't good enough for a black woman anyway.
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i can write better dan dat
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Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 02:24 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

""GOLDDIGGER"
by Kola Boof

_____

How many millions

did Kobe Bryant have to pay the White Man's mother?

and how much

...was the ring?

Ringing in our ears like the dick in a Cow Bell.

How much Mr. Simpson/Mr. Orenthal--did you have to pay IN CASH

and how many times

My brother...brother of Anna Nicole.

Which rhymes with Gold.

How beautiful is Michael Jordan next to his blond gold-digger?

How beautiful is he...next to his own mother's flesh?

How much does it cost to buy a White WOMB

to produce a High White Jackson baby?

...dear, dear...dear........Sweet Jesus....woooh, lawd

Tell us Golddiggers and Niggers.....How much?

To gain the whole world
but lose your soul...on Soul Train
bringing lies
against women you don't even know.
Because you...wouldn't let yourself KNOW.

Mr. Cornelius, Mr. Montel and Mr. Today Show

--how much sun tan lotion does a golddigger require?

Who is the Coon-Cracker...now...as you ride the Soul Train?
as you marry
the lynch rope

Mr. Big Dick
Mr. Biiiigggggg Dick
Mister
Mister...Big...Black...Dick
Mister
Mister...Acorns stuffed in chipmunk cheeks
Mister
Kanye West
you motherfuck'n TRICK

Somebody please/bring me my coat
I can't stand the sight
of my own son.

And tell me this:

Where is the song about Kobe Bryant's doo-doo Sauerkraut bitch?

Come Video Mulattoes, imitation black women of America---imitate for us

Come holy angels of Asian and Latina blood: Get these invitations to the financial lenders.
Watch Tiger bust a move/Sign up to go jogging
with a rich black lawyer.

It's free (for you).

Come by here, White Master Eminem...see what new niggers your daughter owns now.
See the bounty of your cracker-CRACKED-coal legacy--
O Superior White Christ of the Saint People's Church
of everlasting Mother-Killing
/but answer me this:

Where is the song about that no-talent, white boy
worshipping
fat brained Puerto Rican Jennifer bitch
with "good hair"--better hair than Kanye West's mother
The fly one
who made her fortune as a golddigger

play'n as puppets/ some powerfully stupid niggers

Where is her song--

And what real Black man watches BET anyway?"


Kola, baby, don't quit your day job, because your poems suck major ass cheeks.
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Damn, your poem makes me want to date white women!!!!
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EMINEM circa 1993

Track 1
Thereís so many styles I might get thrown
And hereís the place where I like to roam
And all the girls that I like to bone
Have the big butts, no they donít
ĎCause I donít like that nigger @#%$
Iím just here to make a bigger hit
When I be kickin the hypest, dopest rhyme
Just say that Eminem is the best MC of all timesÖYeah!
Iím running out of breath so hereís Chaos Kid with the flow of death

Track 2
I seen a Black girlfriend and I kissed her
I kissed her; I placed it on her cheek
And she didnít come back til next week

Now it was next week and she was back again
Wanting to kiss a white kid
So she was my girlfriend, we started going out
But thatís okay because we were Black and white
Blacks and whites they sometimes mix
But Black girls only want your money cause theyíre dumb chicks
So Iíma say like this
Donít date a Black girl, take it as a diss
If you want, but if you donít
Iíma tell you like this, I surely wonít
Never date a Black girl because Blacks only want your money
And that @#%$ aint funny

So Iíma say look honey
Why do you do this?
You know, you step up to me like you a Brutus
Then you try to grab my spinach
Because its green and thatís cash
So get outta here, ícause I donít need your ass
I said that before, but thatís okay because like I said youíre a whore
Black girls and white girls just donít mix
Because Black girls are dumb and white girls are good chicks
White girls are good; I like white girls
I like white girls all over the world
White girls are fine and they blow my mind
And thatís why Iím here now telling you this rhyme
íCause Black girls, I really donít like
We donít mix, itís like riding a bike
When youíre peddling hard, uphill both ways
You know itís kinda hard and thatís why I say to you
Iím giving you a little advice
Donít date a Black girl, if you do it once you wonít do it twice
You wonít ever do it again because theyíll take your money
And that aint funny
So Iíma say look honey
I thought he said that before
But like I said again youíre nothing but a big whore
So when mike catch on the bass line
Thatís okay Ďcause we will not just waste time

Iíll get straight to the point
Black girls are bitches, thatís why Iíma tell ya you better pull up your britches
ĎCause all that cash is making your ass drag
From the boyfriend ya ganked and thatís pretty bad
I mean thatís pretty sad when ya dating a Black guy
And then you turn around a @#%$ another big, Black guy
Now thatís pretty wrong, but youíre just ganking
But thatís okay because you need a @#%$ spanking
From me, the funky Eminem
Iím busting rhymes and Iím swallowing phlegm
Iím busting a freestyle just like this
I say swallowing phlegm and Howard gets pissed
But when Howard gets pissed thatís okay
Because he leaves and he doesnít show up for two more days
So Iíll just worry about that problem when I come to it
I cross that bridge when I come to it

Because, I forgot the chorus
But thatís okay ícause yíall saying bust a rhyme for us
So Iíma bust another rhyme about this Black girl
She turned out to be a @#%$ wack girl
A wack girl, because Black girls ainít funny
All they want is your @#%$ money
They take you for everything you got
And then you stand with a bunch of snot in your hand
So Iíma kick it to you just like this
How does the chorus go, I forgot
But thatís okay, ícause Iíma tell you in stride
Iíma say oh foolish pride

Oh foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride; oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride; oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride; oh, oh, oh
Date a white girl, ícause they got the raw hideÖ

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