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Yvettep
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 03:28 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

The discussion over on the Terrence Howard thread about his messed up, high-looking eyes got me reminiscing.

I know we all have our...imperfections, and one person's beauty mark is another person's witch's mole. But back when I was dating (before being happily married :-) ) if there was one thing I could not abide in a potential partner was messed up eyes: cross eyes, a lazy eye, crusty eyes, red eyes--and definitely those puffy "always high" eyes.

And remember Eddie Murphy's character in "Boomerang"? How he could be dating the most gorgeous woman in the world but all bets were off if she had mucked up feet?

So, fess up, all. What is the one physical feature that can throw everything off for you. If possible, give an example of a celeb or someone we can all relate to for illustration purposes. And don't nobody come talking about the one thing they can't bear is "unkindness" or "lack of intellegence"--I'm talking about those surface, physical, purely skin-deep things.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 03:32 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yvettep:

Being dead--more than a few days anyway.
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Yvettep
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 03:44 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Um...Are you trying to say back in the day you'd date anyone? Or making a confession about necrophilia?
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 03:52 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm a nose person. I can't help it. I like a well-defined, slightly keen nose. I hate Usher's nose. Love Nelly's.
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Abm
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 04:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

'Vette,

I guess for me it's a toss-up between beady eyes and chicken legs.
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Abm
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 04:29 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

'Vette,

Chris' nom de amour is Nosferatu.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 04:33 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yvettep:

Back in the day? I'm still a playa, and don't you forget it!

O wine and women
Is all I crave
A big leg woman gonna carry me
To my grave

The Wolf don't jive! All the for real peoples know dat!

All I can say is the only thang that can be ugly on a woman for me is her mind. Yes it is. That's what I'm saying.
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Moonsigns
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 04:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Teeth that look yellow and "fuzzy" from tartar and food buildup and lack of brushing/flossing/tongue scraping. Bad breath. Raw, blood-stained, bitten-to-the-bone, finger nails. Hammer-time, long-nailed, filthy, crusty, dry-ass feet. Crusty eyes. Waxy ears. Hairy ears. Dirty nose. Hair growing out of the nose. Hairy moles. Skinny legs on men, especially calves. Hairy back (YUCK). Unky, body odor.

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Moonsigns
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 04:46 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And, sorry, I can't pick JUST one. Usually, if a person has one feature as described above, it's a tell-tale sign that they have more 'issues'--LOL!
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Abm
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 04:59 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

'Vette,

The trait I least dig about a woman is not physical, per se. What I loathe most is a woman who engages in uncontrollably loud, voluminous, speaking (especially when it is of the ignant a$$ ghetto vintage).

It's really getting out of hand. The discourtesy appears to have worsen with the advent of the mobile phone.

Look! I don't want to know about your baby daddy. Your Be Be kids. When yo' man getting out of lock-up. The results of your gynecological exam.

Keep that shiznit to your dayam self. Comprende?

I don't care how FIONE some chick is. If she can't regulate her mouth, she may as well look like Medusa.

Honestly, there have been several times recently when I've been just THAT close to telling some women I don't know to "Shut the f*$% up! BEEYATCH!"
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Abm
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 05:10 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

'Vette,

And I love Angela Bassett. She's a stunning woman. But I think her chest shrunk from all the body building she obviously does.

And you ever looked at those Marine Corp. arms/shoulders of her's? UUGGHH!

Jeez! I'll bet when her hubby Courtney Vance acts up she b*+%#slaps his a$$ back in line.
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Yvettep
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 05:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And I love Angela Bassett. She's a stunning woman. But I think her chest shrunk from all the body building she obviously does.

LOL! You leave my girl alone--you know she weight lifting tryna prevent osteoperosis and what not! (It is true, tho.)

Sorry, Chris--Forgot you are (a) still a playa, and (b) a vampire.

Moonsigns: Dag...quite a list! All that together kinda reminds me of that creature from the Lord of the Rings movies: "Would my preshusss like to daaaansssse?"
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Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 06:44 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I can't stand ashy skin on really dark complected people.

Kola, please don't get me wrong. I find many of the darkest brothers to be handsome. But I get turned off right away when they look grape-ish with that mist of ash on them.

Don't like very dark men with pink lips aka Stanley Crouch. Major turn off.

Razor bumps out of control.




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Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 02:09 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Teeth and breath for me. If I can't stand within 5 feet of a man, then we have a problem.
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Sisg
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Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 09:37 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Teeth: summerteeth (some a here, some a there, teeth drenched in butter, men who have constantly grab their crotch, like they checking for something...uhhhh... and a on the flip side of that ABM, a man who speaks that loud, ghetto-no-diction, can't put a proper sentence together style. I like muscles, but not overly muscled, like the heavy weight lifters. Uhhhh pink lips, you are right!
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Yvettep
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Posted on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 11:42 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

dark men with pink lips aka Stanley Crouch

Some comedian said one time that it looks like he has a vagina on his face.
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Renata
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Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2005 - 03:16 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Long hair on a man disgusts me. If I wanted to date a girl, I'd find a girl.

Also, Body odor and the inability to sound like you're at least TRYING to use proper English.
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Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 03:46 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I can't stand a man with a big, fat butt. Oh yeah, body odor and funky breath. Yuck.
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