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     Hen81 Veteran Poster Username: Hen81 Post Number: 229 Registered: 09-2007 Rating: |
HONOLULU -- Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV. http://www.kitv.com/politics/22094469/detail.html http://DTPollard.com | ||
| Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden Post Number: 8435 Registered: 03-2004 Rating: N/A |
Here's wishing him luck--all bad. | ||
| Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden Post Number: 8441 Registered: 03-2004 Rating: N/A |
Prayer for Rush Bow your heads in prayer We shall now pray for Rush Oh Lord Let Rush have a 17-car accident With a gasoline truck That’s been hit by a match wagon Over the Grand Canyon And if that’s not bad enough for Rush Let the ambulance that’s taking him to the hospital (Four flat tyres?) Let the motor crack Let the (block?) bust Let the windshield crack Let the driver have a stroke And (?) And run into a brick wall That’s housing nuclear warheads and TNT And if that’s not bad enough for Rush When he gets to the hospital Let the doctor be a junkie With a gorilla on his back An orang-utan in his room And let the hospital catch on fire And let the hospital ceiling cave in on the operating table And let the doctor have a rusted scalpel in his hand Oh Lord if that’s not bad enough for Rush Lord have mercy Let him be stranded in the Sahara desert 10,000 miles of dry sand (??) Lips cracked Crawling on his hands and knees And let him come up on a cool running fruit stand (?) in that hot desert And let them have a black waiter back there like they always have And if that’s not bad enough for Rush Lord have mercy Let lightning strike him in the heart 38 times Let muddy water run in his grave And let possums, 14 of them, suffering from hydrophobia Eat through the casket looking for some new meat and make him so ugly Until he will resemble a gorilla sucking hot Chinese mustard Lying across a railroad track with freight trains, 22 of them, running across his kneecaps And if that’s not bad enough for Rush (Let him suffer) Let him live in agony When he wakes up tomorrow morning Oh Lord Let him have nappy hair and be black like me (Nods to "The Prayer" by Ray Scott |
