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Author Message   Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique Post Number: 14437 Registered: 01-2004 Rating:  Votes: 4 (Vote!) Posted on Wednesday, December 23, 2009 - 12:36 pm:        Well here I am folks. I know all of you are just sitting around waitin for me to reveal everything about myself and I'm sure you will find what I have to say interesting, and since I have nothing else to talk about I will just take this time to tell you my life history because I know this is a subject which you will really find riveting since I am, after all, such a fascinating person who everybody on this board is in awe of to the point of admiring and agreeing with, and it's obvious how especially appreciative you are of how long my posts are because they are so compelling and well-written, even occasionally containing correctly-spelled words. So now, hold onto your seat belts as I launch into a bio that will just bowl you over with its details because, unlike all of you dullards, I have done so many exciting things, had such thrilling adventures, undergone experiences that are so much more extraordinary than what any of you have done in the process of leading your boring lives. Yes, some of you will say I am attention-starved, and crave validation but - not to worry, my opinion is all that matters and I'm sure you are eagerly awaiting to hear all of incredible things I have to tell you about me, myself and I. Wait. What's that you say? Oh. Ok. Nevermind.   Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique Post Number: 14439 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Wednesday, December 23, 2009 - 03:03 pm:        Well, Carey, looks like you have at least 3 people who appreciate you, even if they don't relate to satire. That figures.   Carey AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Carey Post Number: 2516 Registered: 05-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 - 02:32 am:        There probably just giving you a hard time. Now, if I said for you to have a Merry Christmas, what would you say? Well, anyway, I hope that you and your family has a Good Holiday Season. And I hope I spelled that right.   Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden Post Number: 8421 Registered: 03-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Saturday, December 26, 2009 - 10:28 am:        I'm still waiting. Come on with those salacious details.