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     Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden Post Number: 8141 Registered: 03-2004 Rating: N/A |
So I'm traversing da hood on my way to Julia Davis library. I see this brutha sitting on the porch of an abandoned building. He got pint of rot gut next to him. It is 9:00 am. He has a guilty look on his face as I approach. I decide to speak to the Beknighted Negro in a friendly way to put him at ease. Wrong move--the Jigaboo Joy Juice and my cheery air bring out the idiot in him. "Hey! Whass dat ya got?" he shouts. He don't know me. I don't know him. Him askin me what I got, were not I a RIGHTEOUS black man, would justify giving him a down home country asswhuppin. But I don't want to get his blood on my Reeboks--even though they are old and run over. "It's a bookbag," I tell him. (Some of the neighborhood wags call me Pizzaman when they see me with it. "A bookbag?" he asks. "Yeah," I say to the Mandingo Maroon. "You read ten twelve books up here to the library and they give ya one free." The Bodacious Boogie Joogie squints at me quizzicly. "Ya gots to read ten BOOKS?" he asks. "I was gonna read em anyway," I said. "Ciao aloud) "You confounded coon") sotto voice Now, class, was that brotha actin White? | ||
| Troy AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Troy Post Number: 1914 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: |
Actually Chris you come across quite white -- a Right-wing radio talk show host could not have related the situation better. The Brother on the stoop was acting like anyone else that might be drinking first thing in the morning. That could be a white boy in a trailer park or a Brother on a stoop. Just a ghetto mentality -- race has nothing to do with it, an independent variable. | ||
| Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden Post Number: 8142 Registered: 03-2004 Rating: |
Actually Chris you come across quite white (The difference between me and most Negroes is that I KNOW when I'm acting white. -- a Right-wing radio talk show host could not have related the situation better (How? What Right wing talk show host could you name who could have used terms like "Jigaboo Joy Juice" and "Mandingo Malfesance"? You need to stop eating that FRENCH bread and eat you some CORNbread, my brother!) The Brother on the stoop was acting like anyone else that might be drinking first thing in the morning. That could be a white boy in a trailer park or a Brother on a stoop. Just a ghetto mentality -- race has nothing to do with it, an independent variable (That was mighty white of you, Mr. Johnson (hyuk! hyuk! hyuk!) But you are wrong again. I wouldn't have been walking through no white trailer park, because I want my life. And none of them would have done anything but to curse and threaten me, since he woulda KNOWED the only thing I could have been doing in HIS hood but trolling for white wimmens. No, the peculiar exchange we had could have only happened among Evil Ethiopians. | ||
| Ntfs_encryption "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Ntfs_encryption Post Number: 3680 Registered: 10-2005 Rating: N/A |
"The Brother on the stoop was acting like anyone else that might be drinking first thing in the morning. That could be a white boy in a trailer park or a Brother on a stoop. Just a ghetto mentality -- race has nothing to do with it, an independent variable." End of subject......... |
