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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 13974
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 01:06 pm: | 
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow
up!".
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 8138
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 10:44 am: |
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Did you come up with this yourself or crib it from somebody? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 13975
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 03:08 pm: |
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I don't know who wrote this clever little piece. I received it in an e-mail. I should've noted that the "author is unknown". |
Chrishayden
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Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 8147
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 11:10 am: |
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It is funny--in a Cyniquian sort of way. |
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