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     Thumper Veteran Poster Username: Thumper Post Number: 856 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A |
Hello All, Man, the Republicans have official taken their hoods and sheets out of the closet and put them bad boys back on. The facade of "I'm not a racist" done slipped and hit the ground. The senator that gets my goat right now is old, wrinkled up, sour face Chuck Grassley from Iowa. Man, I cant stand a redneck. I ask myself, now I'm asking you all, is that old, lying, sawback prune the best that Iowa can do? What is up with that state? I said to myself, I wish I knew somebody in Iowa to ask, what dope was they smoking to elect this shriveled Klansman. And then it hit me, my Ol' Grayhead is from Iowa! Carey, how did you let Grassley happen?? I want to know! | ||
| Carey AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Carey Post Number: 2108 Registered: 05-2004 Rating: |
Well Thump, it looks like you have me on that one. We do grow products other than corn - we grow crackers. We also have a product called ditch weed. Back in the day the government grew hemp for rope. It will not get you very high but it will jack your brain. It appears ol' rubberface has been rolling a few blunts of that mess. Oh yeah, we got some sho'nuff rednecks around here. I think they moved north from Indiana. You know, the home of the Grand Wizard - yo'en state. Shooooot, they don't hide around here. When Obama was running for president, they had cheerleaders from the schools leading the McCain rallys - for real. Did you here me - from the schools! Ain't there some kind of law against that? Yes sir buddy, we got some toofless peckerwoods around here. The other day I drove by a roadside vegetable stand and thought I'd stop to get me some corn-on-the-cob. Now you know in Iowa we have corn for days - right. Well, ol' onetooth wanted 5 dollars for a dozen. I looked at that fool like he'd lost his damn mind. I told ol' snuff mouth he was crazy and that I could drive down the road to Mr. Brown's house and pick my own and throw him a dollar for a dozen. Anyway, he gave me a couple of ears and told me try them out. He even threw in a big fat tomatoe. That sucker was goooood too. Although he must have thought all negroes was stupid, I felt kind of sorry for the guy. He had 2 dirty little girls with him and said he had 8 more kids at home. Back in my mind I am thinking this man is just playing the blind begger game - 2009. But, after eating that delicious corn-on-the-cob and that juicy tomatoe (went right home and cooked that corn) I felt quilty. So, on my way back out I stopped by his stand to spend a little money. I bought one more of those tomatoes. Well, I did say a "little" money. Yes sir Thump, it looks like Ol'Grassley has been in the grass and we do have rednecks. | ||
| Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden Post Number: 8120 Registered: 03-2004 Rating: N/A |
What do you think of them here in St. Louis sending thugs to break up the Democrat rallies? Until somebody starts breaking THEIR rallies up this won't stop. | ||
| Carey AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Carey Post Number: 2126 Registered: 05-2004 Rating: N/A |
Thump, check this out, you're not alone. Say so long to 'Uncle Chuck' Just about every family has an older member who, although loved, is a bit of embarrassment. They are usually good, well-meaning people who always seem to say or do strange things. Iowa now has one, good old "Uncle Chuck". What is even more embarrassing is that is that he's a U.S. Senator, so the whole country sees and hears his eccentricity. During the Bush era, he seldom said a word. Now, however, he shows up in the news almost every day with another stange statement or act. For example, he praised President Clinton for freeing the two young ladies held in North Kores and in the next breath criticized him for paying too much attention to Korea's president. He extolled Sonia Sotomayor's fine record as a judge and then stated he would not vote for her because he did not believe she would do a good job as Supreme Court justice. It's time for Uncle Chuck to retire. Now that he is entering his dotage, he should rest on his laurels and enjoy old age. Hank - Nephew from Iowa |
