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     Carey AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Carey Post Number: 2051 Registered: 05-2004 Rating: N/A |
The love you save may be your own. Some day you'll be alone, you're heading for a danger zone. Those words are from a Michael Jackson song. I've been doing Michael this weekend. I just can't seem to let him go. STOP! "S" is for SAVE me. "T" is for TAKE it slow. "O" is for OH NO! "P" is for PLEASE PLEASE don't go - there. While listening to Michael, a few things crossed my mind. Some things are just not right. Back-Ass just ain't right ....Carey, what's backass? Well, I was just getting ready to tell you. See, some sisters don't need to wear low riders. Some sistas can pull it off but others .....well, let me put it like this. Shouldn't there be a line that divides the back from the ass. When all that ass gets jammed above a low belt line without a division .....it's back-ass, and that just ain't right. You know what I was thinking? I was thinking they should just go ahead and sell perfume funk. Some woman spray perfume right over all dey funk - before they wash dey funk - and that ain't right. Something is not right about a 10 year old singing these lyrics ...."I'll be your sugar daddy/give you honey and all my money. But baby/am giving you all the candy and he's getting all your love" - Michael Jackson. Is it right to tell a friend that their breath stinks? I mean, don't we have an obligation to tell them that their mouth is their worst enemy. Some people don't get the hint when you offer them a mint or a piece of gum .... "Hey one of my best friends, would you like a piece of gum ..."no, am cool" ....."NO YOU'RE NOT!" What's up with the person that always wants to be the banker while playing Monopoly? Something ain't right about that; cheating-cheater or someone that loves to count money? I never win Monopoly. Mega-churches just ain't right. I want to be able to stop by my pastors house or call him on the phone. Speaking of churches, is it right to text message while in church? I have a few more questions that's been bugging the mess out of me. What ever happened to Tevin Campbell? That boy could blow. Come to think about it, where did Shabba Ranks go? Some things just ain't right! | ||
| Chrishayden "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Chrishayden Post Number: 8066 Registered: 03-2004 Rating: N/A |
Hey Carey Check out "Im Broke!" by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears http://www.blackjoelewis.com/music.aspx | ||
| Carey AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Carey Post Number: 2052 Registered: 05-2004 Rating: N/A |
Lawd have mercy, Chris. You took me way back with his style of music. I thought I was sitting in one of my old juke joints - The Star Wars Bar. But man, what about that valentines day card. Only a special kind of woman would appreciate that. LoL @ Cousin Randy ..."Mfer I am the devil" |
