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Troy
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Posted on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 - 07:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

AP - After going AWOL for seven days, Gov. Mark Sanford admitted Wednesday that he had secretly flown to Argentina to visit a woman with whom he was having an affair. Wiping away tears, he apologized to his wife and four sons and said he will resign as head of the Republican Governors Association.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 - 07:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm not judging (LOL)... but dayam! That Argentinian poon tang must be something special, sheesh!
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Posted on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 - 11:26 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

What's with all of these men not only in high places but in everyday life, risking it all by carrying on extramarital affairs?

I hate to indict my own sex but wives just don't seem to be able to hold their husbands' interest. They apparently don't stroke their men enough and are too pre-oocupied with their children and their careers. When are they going to learn that their husbands are needy, neglectd and hungry for exciting sex?

I'm not saying that women should turn into mistresses but - they shouldn't be surprised when their husbands stray.

(Easy for me to say; I'm a widow. )
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Posted on Thursday, June 25, 2009 - 10:55 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

The Power of Pv$$ywhip Appeal:

"Excerpts of e-mail exchanges between the governor and his mistress were published online Wednesday by The State. The governor’s office wouldn’t discuss the e-mails with The Associated Press, but told The State it wouldn’t dispute the authenticity of the messages...One from the governor read: 'I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light...' "

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/1636782,w-south-carolina-gov-argentina-sanfo rd-062409.article
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Posted on Thursday, June 25, 2009 - 02:34 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Republicans are such f.ucking hypocrites when it comes to sex and intimacy. They are literally stuck in the 1920s.
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 10:49 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

That Argentinian poon tang must be something special, sheesh!

"Troy, you are a GENIUS!

Women do not know the Power of the Poontang, more powerful than the Atom Bomb!

That P**** was so good to Sorry Sandford, he thought it could make him invisible, and he could jet to Argentina and back and nobody would know.

I have said it before and I'll say it again. If it's THAT damn good I don't want none of it!!!"
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 10:52 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

'I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light...' "

"whooooo WEEE! He was on a blaze!

She had fried his mind with one shake of her behind!

If it's THAT good I don't want it!

Franklin Ajaye told the truth and we fellas need to fess up--

Unless one employs rigorous control and Yubiwaza techniques, A man does not think with his d***

His d*** thinks FOR him.

Contemplate all this on the Tree of Woe!"
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 11:36 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

If it's THAT damn good I don't want none of it!!!" 'nuff said.

"...so good to Sorry Sandford, he thought it could make him invisible..." ROTFLMMFAO!

I gotta get back to work!
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 01:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It didn't sound like that Argentine nookie was that damned good. It sounded more like it just being a visual treat, possibly a change from how the governor's wife and mother of his 4 sons looks. Newspaper pictures reveal her to be plain, scrawny and frazzled.

I'd venture to say that what charms a man doesn't have to be that mind-blowin; it just has to be sensual and ego-boosting. Demonstrating your desire for a man and being a good sympathetic listener surely command high marks.

Boy, I'm glad I don't have to deal with the charade of keeping a spouse happy...
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 02:00 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique you are right on point, from my perspective, with what a man needs. Who'd be surprise how few women actually can accomplish that feat.

I'm not surprised Sanford's wife looks "plain, scrawny and frazzled" -- look at how she's been treated. I'm sure if he treated her a little better she would look a lot better.
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 02:23 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Let me tell y'all sumptin, that most men already know. If a women thinks she can keep her man out of another woman's honey pot by whippin' it on him day and night, they are woefully mistaken.

They are calling this woman his mistress but he probably wasn't nothing but an old white trick.

Truth be told, the man has probably been buying his tunnel of love for quite some time.

See, all that crying his ass was doing wasn't nothing but game. He knows all his money has never found it's way to the church basket. It's possible that he's always stopped off at the candy store.

Look, I know it's about morals and commitment and all that shit, but this is a mans world and the bush is will always be better than 2 balls in the hand. Wait ...or is that 2 birds in the hand is always better than 1 in the bush :-). I don't know but I think it has something to do with the bush. Some men find magic in the bush and it becomes just like a drug. Once your in, it's hard gettiing out. Just like a drug addiction, a person knows they are doing wrong yet life crumbles around them. The wife may leave/the job to/ but sometimes the booty so good/ya got to have a few.

Just a question ...can you love your spouse and have a thang on the side?
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 04:02 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"...If a women thinks she can keep her man out of another woman's honey pot by whippin' it on him day and night, they are woefully mistaken..." Exactly!

Again, what Cynique just said was right not point "Demonstrating your desire for a man and being a good sympathetic listener"

You get that going in both directions and you have a pretty good formula for a decent relationship.

To answer your question: No.

If you knew your old lady (by marriage) was getting boned, on the regular, by one or two other miscellaneous dudes on the side, would you think she loved you? Would you love her?

Now of course I know some couple roll like this, but for the sake of argument lets just assume this couple took the normal vows which include fidelity
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 04:18 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Carey needs to put a sock in it. It's common knowledge is that the chief complaint a straying man confides to his outside woman is that his wife doesn't understand him and that she is not affectionate or interested in sex.

Any woman keeping her man happy in bed greatly decreases the chances of him straying. Of course there are tom cats who will cheat under any circumstances.
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 04:52 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

See Cynique, you're a bigger fool than chicken little.

Lets see, a cheating man is a lying motherf**ker from the jump, so, when he "confides" to this outside whore - he's telling the truth - right?! What kind of sense does that make? Listen, let me tell you something that you obviously know nothing about because you don't have a penis. I man can have a bucket of p**sy and still want dessert. Are you listening to me? Look, as a man, I've been around a thousand more men than you - okay. Am talking about men that are in the company of other men. That means they ain't trying to be respectful to women (because they are not around) and therefore say whats really happening. You're getting your "message" from some damn book or some newspaper account, or out of yo ass.

How many ho's do you know? I bet I know a hundred times more! How many tricks, pimps and working joes that have other women do YOU know. I bet I know a hundred more than you.

It may greatly decrease the chances of him straying but it ain't going to stop nothing! You know little about men and should stop tricking yourself.

Listen, it's not about one pair of shoes, it's about variety.

So, I am forced to ask you, who's common knowledge? You got the game all fk'd up.

You're playin' UNO because you sure don't know.
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 05:15 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Troy, I see what you are saying and I agree.

The picture that you painted was that of two individuals "knowing" that their lover was giving it away.

I am asking if a man or a women could secretly be having sex with another person and still love their spouse. My question speaks to the phrase "If you love me".

I am asking if it's possible for a women to love 2 individuals at the same time? Or even for her to have sex with another yet still love her husband? Just like a parent loves all their children, could adults do that with a couple of intimate friends? Is love like a bottle of fine wine? Once you pop the cork and drink a glass, is the fine wine spoiled and the remains never to be replenished?
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 05:22 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

<i>I'd venture to say that what charms a man doesn't have to be that mind-blowin; it just has to be sensual and ego-boosting.<i>

When it comes to looks, 3 words: Camilla Parker Bowles. Princess Di looked worlds better and was much younger, and yet the Prince longed to be Ms. Parker's "tampon" (direct quote).
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 05:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kitty, point well spoken, I agree.

You hit on something that hasn't hit the floor. It's about the ego of a man. To some degree, it's also about control.

Working girls know to always make the man feel as if he's the best lover she's ever had. On top of that, a man has control and power when he's paying for it. The experience will always play to his ego and thus his pleasure zone.
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Posted on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 08:29 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

And what you said in response to my post is supposed to refute it, huh, Carey, when all you did was make my words your words and then agree with others who elaborated on what I said.

You're hopeless.

I acknowledged that some men are philandering tom cats and that no matter how attractive or sexually accomodating their wives are, they will cheat.

Yes, all men will be tempted by the intrigue of "strange poon tang", but if they have a compatible sex partner and a good companion at home, chances are they are not going to take on a mistress - whose poon tang will eventually become just another passageway. (Marriage counsellors comply with my assertion that feelings of being neglected are what drive most men to stray.)

I also said that the governor in question seemingly preferred a "sensual" woman over a "scrawny" one. This has nothing to do with "beauty"; it's all about choices.

BTW, Yvette. Camilla Parker Bowles probably gave great BJs as opposed to the stressed-out, self-absorbed, bulimic Princess Di.

I repeat: cut the ambiguous double talk, Carey, and put a sock in it.
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 01:08 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yes maam.
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 10:10 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Republicans are such f.ucking hypocrites when it comes to sex and intimacy. They are literally stuck in the 1920s.

"You just don't understand the typical Republican.

He means do as I SAY, not as I DO!

All the rules are for others. Not them.
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 10:11 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It didn't sound like that Argentine nookie was that damned good

"Not being a man, you are enjoined from commenting on it.

What grown women don't know, little boys understand!
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 10:39 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Why wouldn't the governor rhapsodize about how good the sex was in his e-mail if that was what impressed him. Instead he chose to describe the voluptuous boobs of his mistress. They were his turn-on.

Women are more intuitive than men and they understand you clods better than you realize. Your instincts are so primitive that you are unable to discern that we see right through you.

You have no damned power. You're all bluster and brawn. That's why you resort to physical violence to shut women up because you fear their potential to control you.

We can deflate your erection with a few choice words. That's power. Bet you never discuss that in your bull sessions.
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 11:28 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Instead he chose to describe the voluptuous boobs of his mistress. They were his turn-on.

"Not being a man, you wouldn't know that if a woman is whipping it on a man good he thinks a flat chested gal has 44 triple E's.

In fact, more than a mouthful is wasted. Haven't you ever heard that one.

It reminds me of these guys telling me about this brothel they used to visit in Nam. The working woman who made the most money was a bald headed, 70 year old crone with no teeth.

I will leave her methods to your imagination, but I will tell you that her being toothless made one service she performed that much better."

You have no damned power. You're all bluster and brawn. That's why you resort to physical violence to shut women up because you fear their potential to control you

"If I was a pimp, I would not be a gorilla pimp. I would be known for my HEAD game, if you know what I mean.

I have never hit a woman in my life. There was some who wished I had when I was through running them down, though.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mammy Yokum"

We can deflate your erection with a few choice words. That's power. Bet you never discuss that in your bull sessions.

"I have one right now. Go ahead. Make my day"
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 11:31 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Camilla Parker Bowles. Princess Di looked worlds better and was much younger, and yet the Prince longed to be Ms. Parker's "tampon" (direct quote).

"Drop SCIENCE on dis heah site, my sistah!"
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 12:28 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

What a waste of words your response was. A gutteral voice calling out from left field, the pathetic utterings of a genital-challenged oaf.
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Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 09:47 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"You just don't understand the typical Republican.

He means do as I SAY, not as I DO!

All the rules are for others. Not them."

After 8 years of Bush, the whole world knows that.
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Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 11:21 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

the pathetic utterings of a genital-challenged oaf

"I got your genitals right HERE!

By the way, how about taking that gig with my blues band. I figure you got the requisite attire--naugahyde leather pants suit, $1.98 wig (worn slightly askew), junkie sunglasses, loud makeup

What say you, Queen of the Blues?"
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Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 12:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I have no idea what you are talking about. Do you????
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Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 02:04 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

OK. I don't know how you can claim that I know nothing about the inner city, yet try to characterize me as a blues diva. You are just plain stupid, chrishayden.

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