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     Troy AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Troy Post Number: 1234 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A |
I've been pretty lacsidaisical posting some of my more interesting email. Actually I did not think that I was so junior to Juan to be his protege -- I'm insulted (LOL)! I know white people love you but you are a disgrace to me. I know they would have loved you had you been on the boat coming from Africa. I don't want a conversation with you, nor due I want an answer from you because you are who you are. I guess the younger fellow is your protege, too bad.  http://aalbc.com/authors/juan_williams.htm | ||
| Cagedbird Regular Poster Username: Cagedbird Post Number: 30 Registered: 02-2004 Rating: N/A |
Nice pic, Troy. May you & yours have an even more successful 2009. Peace & love, Eve www.evehall.com | ||
| Carey AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Carey Post Number: 1452 Registered: 05-2004 Rating: N/A |
I never really knew who this guy was. Every time I'd see his cheesin' ass on the television I would instantly turn the channel. One day I did stop and give him about 5 minutes of my time and it didn't take long to see what he was on. He appeared to be a good old Uncle Tom. I could be wrong but I only gave him 5 minutes. He wasn't talkin' about nothin'. Look at Troy, they kind of look like father and son *lol*. Yeah, Troy has on his hoodie and everythang. Troy: "Dad, do you think I could get a few bucks" Dad: What do you need it for? Troy: Well dad, I got this women looking at me and I am kind of feelin' her. Dad: I understand,son. Is she a white girl? Troy: Dad?! Why would you ask something like that? Dad: Well son, there's some thangs I've been meaning to tell you. Troy: Come on dad, I know you hate black folk. Dad: No son, see, I am not really black, I just look black. It's a job thang. Troy: Stop it dad, you're hurting me with all of this. Dad: Okay son but I guess I should tell you the rest. You're a man now and it's time. Troy: Don't dad, what are you going to tell me, mom is not my mother? Dad: How did you know?! We found you and thought you would look good for our blackness. Troy: But dad, what about all the pictures and my birth certificate. Dad: Damn boy, ain't you learned nothin'. We sent you to school and you got that nice Web site. You know you can get a piece of paper like 1-2-3. Troy: What are you saying? Are you saying you never loved me? Dad: Well, to tell the truth, I never could stand your black ass. Have you looked at yourself lately... you're black. Troy: I should kick your ass right now. Dad: Go ahead and try. I'll shoot you where you stand. You'll be just another brother, just like the others. I'll tell them you were trying to shake me down for money and I had to kill you. Shit, they'll give me a badge and another television spot. Go ahead, act like you want to hit me. I'll f**k you up. Troy: F**k you Juan. You know what, I never thought you was my dad in the first place. Oh no, I thought Leon was my dad. Every day you went to work he would come by and him and mom would have a good ol'time. Yes sir, him and all his blackness would be up in there drinking all your Whiskey. Hell, I thought you knew. They would turn on the TV and laugh at your dumb ass. Dad: Stop it son! Troy: Who you callin' son? F**k you Juan. I never did like yo' ass either. Juan: It's like that? Troy: Yeah, it's like that! ** Troy shrugs his shoulders like he's going to hit his ol'dad. Juan runs down the street, cryin' like a b***h** | ||
| Troy AALBC .com Platinum Poster Username: Troy Post Number: 1624 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A |
Cagedbird -- thank you, same you you and your family. Carey, you are a freaking mess man! LOL! I fogot about this post and the email. The photo was taken about 2 yeras ago in Maryland. The line from the original email to me:"..the younger fellow is your protege, too bad." really struck me. It is interesting what people can read in a photo -- both the email and your fantasy dialog demonstrates that. | ||
| Cagedbird Regular Poster Username: Cagedbird Post Number: 37 Registered: 02-2004 Rating: N/A |
resolutions we can keep! my favorite:# 8 10. Read less. 9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 6. Procrastinate more. 5. Drink. Drink some more. 4. Start being superstitious. 3. Spend more time at work. 2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. and last but not least... 1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking! | ||
| Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique Post Number: 13215 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A |
 I can dig those resolutions, Caged Bird. Since most of those vices take at least 5 years to do serious damage, somebody my age can live out the final days of their life-expectancy, adhering to that list, doing exactly as they damn well please!  | ||
| Cagedbird Regular Poster Username: Cagedbird Post Number: 38 Registered: 02-2004 Rating: N/A |
Cynique, did YOU get your collector's issue of Ebony? I got the last one they had at our Target. All the stores I checked, were out of Essence. Did you get one? I am on a shopping spree all week, since I came into some prize money, lol! I will check again 2day. BTW, the movie, HANCOCK was the best movie I saw this year! Have a successful 2009 everyone. | ||
| Cynique "Cyniquian" Level Poster Username: Cynique Post Number: 13225 Registered: 01-2004 Rating: N/A |
I have a subscription to both Essence and Ebony and I haven't received the latest issue of either. |
