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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 1672
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2005 - 02:56 pm: | 
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Cynique:
I know you and I have had our differences but, well, the other night while I was walking home and stepped over a wino and nodded to a prostitute and was propositioned by a crack dealer ("Are ya lookin' bro") I naturally thought about you and what this time of Holiday cheer must mean.
Yes its Christmas time. It's the time when a nuerotic wreck like you starts thinking about getting a gas oven perm, or eating a couple of lead miltowns from that rusty Saturday night Special.
When the family members have to lock up all the sharp instruments and you try to drown all your sorrows in gallons of cheap booze.
So, while you sit in front of a flickering tv set, tuned to no station, contemplating the follies of your mis spent life, I want to say, "Have a Happy and a Merry" and don't take that exit that says "Coward's Way Out", even though, to quote one of my favorite Scottish authors (you do so love quotations from them dead honkies) "Ya hav na tha guts of a louse."
Killin' is too good for ya!
Pleasant dreams--
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 3092
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2005 - 03:15 pm: |
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LMAO. You're really a poor loser, Chrissy. Your outpouring of frustration says more about you than it does me. zzzzzzzzz |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 1678
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, December 05, 2005 - 11:52 am: |
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Cynique:
You're getting turned on aren't you? That tough talk just melts you into a quivering puddle of hot, steamy sweat, don't it?
Go ahead. Admit it. We're all friends here. You have nothing to hide, honeycakes! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 3099
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, December 05, 2005 - 12:46 pm: |
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In your dreams, loser. |
Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden
Post Number: 1681
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 08, 2005 - 02:20 pm: |
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"In my dreams"??
I hope not, them sheets gotta last me 'til laundry day and I don't need 'em starched!
Haw haw haw! Nasty enough for ya? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 3111
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, December 08, 2005 - 02:55 pm: |
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Nasty? No. Silly? Yes. Yawnnn. |
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