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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2388
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 5 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 01:56 pm: | 
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Quick, get me a tissue! Boo Hoo Hoo. I'm almost driven to tears and I should've known better than to crash the ongoing pity party being hosted by a certain pseudo priestess of authentic blackness, and her menagerie of clones and groupies. Feeling left out? Don't. You, too, can read paragraph after paragraph of belly-aching. Just check out the posts of these weeping wimps, lamenting the awful existence of people with - dare I say it - daaaark skin! Nobody loves them. They are picked on as school children, relegated to being social wall flowers. In the media they are passed over for acting roles and TV commercials, and are always pictured in a negative way and, worst of all, they are snubbed by lighter people in their own race! They lead miserable, unhappy lives, wallowing in low self-esteem, resolutely dreaming of a chance to one day turn the tables and be the ones who will do the ostracizing. Africa is their Xanadu and its people are who they relate to. And what really bugs them is that their lighter-skin counterparts are leading these carefree lives; their women are worshiped and adored, their children never rejected and their girls all popular. Everything goes their way! They get the jobs they apply for, every role they try out for, every advantage available and are always the beneficiary of white favoritism. They reject Africa and have the gall to want to identify with their American heritage because they love white people. Their lives are ideal and they have few problems. Even worse, they ridicule anybody darker than themselves. Terrible. No doubt about it. That's the way it is.... Now, - if you're a dark-skinned person and you don't recognize yourself in these gloomy scenarios or if you're a light-skinned person and you are not leading this idyllic life, then something's wrong. Not to worry. "What's-her-name" will fix it. She'll predict your fate and fill your head with visions of all the misery or all the bliss that the color of your skin automatically guarantees, - that is, if you are vulnerable enough to be mesmerized by her powers of suggestion. If, however, you're perceptive enough to recognize her as a self-aggrandizing demagogue, you will wisely go about your business, leading a life that conforms to the truth of your particular circumstances as opposed to the biased reality of the world according to "you-know-who", - a composer whose theme has no variations. |
Tonya
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Username: Tonya
Post Number: 53
Registered: 07-2005
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 03:59 pm: |
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I have to admit, you're an excellent writer.
I gave you five stars!!!
Tonya |
Nels
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Username: Nels
Post Number: 29
Registered: 07-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 05:57 pm: |
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Interesting read. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 345
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: 
Votes: 6 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 08:19 pm: |
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Cynique,
When have you EVER known me to "boo-hoo" and "cry" over anything?
I'm a DOER.
And I bear little relation (if any) to the jealous bunch of malarkey you posted above. I haven't even been to this damned board in 2 weeks and you've got me mixed up in a drama fest.
But here's a taste for you (and your ILK)....
Jane Musoke-Nteyafas interviewed me this morning
And this who I AM
BAHIYAH WOMAN MAGAZINE
http://bwmmag.com/magazine/content/view/187/178/
East African Batik painting of Kola Boof
Daughters of Earth Collection -
April 2005
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SUDAN'S REBEL DAUGHTER
By Jane Musoke-Nteyafas
Following the funeral of John Garang, I had the opportunity to interview Kola Boof, a controversial Sudanese American novelist who has also been a long time champion for the cause of the Southern Sudanese people, through her writings and her outspokenness. Kola Boof first met John Garang in 1978, when at the age of five years old, her Arab Egyptian father, the late archeologist Harith Bin Farouk, took her to Garang's home where the two men discussed the formation of what would much later become the SPLA. Boof was adopted in 1980 by African-Americans in Washington, D.C. following the murder of her Sudanese parents after they complained of witnessing slave raids in Sudan. Often referred to as "Queen Kola" by the South Sudanese who love and adore her and now living in the United States, I found Boof to be quite eloquent even while grief stricken over Garang's death. Here's what she had to say.
Jane: You are known in the international scene as a very dangerously controversial writer. Please tell us quickly in your own words, who Kola Boof is.
Kola: Well, I'm an African mother of two sons and I'm an artist. I use the written word as my vehicle for art, but someday, I hope to make films about Black women's lives. But for now, I'm a novelist, I'm a poet and I'm sometimes involved in the politics of North Africa.
You had the opportunity of having met John Garang when you were a little girl, can you please tell us what kind of man he was like? What was your relationship with him?
I had no relationship with Garang as a child other than playing on his floor and repeatedly asking for cups of water or peaking in and out of the rooms. I remember that he was a very humorous, lovable figure with a keen seriousness. My father would bring him information as Garang was contemplating leaving the Arabic government in Khartoum and starting up a rebellion, which he did years later. I remember him being appalled when my father reported to him that there were actually Arab people conducting slave raids and selling Dinka and Nuer children like cattle.
John Garang is being mourned by many African states and even very many North Americans. Can you please explain why his death is a loss to Africa and to the Sudan?
His death is a loss, because he brought the North and the South together in Sudan. He was a brilliant politician, a provocative thinker and a great speaker. He was able to capture and inspire the minds of the South Sudanese people as well as demand respect from the Northerners. I don't believe that the peace agreement would have been possible without Garang's commitment to peace and to justice. He was sent to us by God.
How do you Kola Boof, think that John Garang would want to be remembered?
As a father to the people. A man of integrity and a believer in justice. He would want people to remember that he cared about everybody. He really did. He was the man who cared.
There are many people that do not know the atrocities that are happening in the Sudan, can you please elaborate on that?
We have a peace agreement right now, so in the interest of making it work, it's best not to dwell on the evil that completely possesses Sudan. I look forward to Salva Kiir Mayardit's leadership, and I pray that he can find a new experience for the South Sudan.
You were part of the SPLA. Can you tell us what the SPLA is? What was your contribution to this group?
The Sudanese People's Liberation Army is a world wide network of mostly Southern Sudanese, committed to the liberation of the Black African indigenous Cushitic people of Sudan. It's well known by now that I was a secret agent for the SPLA. A novelist and former paid party girl who used my way with words to persuade others to help my people. Over the years, I've acquired a lot of guns and ammunition for the South Rebel Army and instigated attention to their plight. As a woman, I determined to bring justice to the South Sudanese people...by any means necessary.
I know that you have been living in hiding because there is a death threat on you by Muslim fundamentalists, are you able to go to his funeral?
No, there's no way I could set foot in Sudan. I am considered the biggest traitor in Sudanese history---and I have revealed that I was once a mistress to both Hasan al Turabi and his protege, Osama Bin Laden. They would kill me if I showed up anywhere near an Arab Muslim country in Africa. But I was overjoyed that people informed me that my Poem for Garang, "Choll Apieth", was being read at the funeral. I never worked directly with John Garang, never got to speak with him as an agent, so I am glad that Garang and his wife, Rebecca, finally heard of my love for them, personally.
Earlier this summer, you debuted a poem in honor of your friend, slain Dutch filmmaker Theo Van Gogh, which you said was the most painful thing you had ever written. How painful was writing the poem for John Garang and what were your emotions as you wrote it?
I cried terribly while I was writing Garang's poem, mainly because I knew that no one in America would care. You know--I am so isolated in America where people don't understand what it's like to be me in this society, and especially, where the American press is often nasty towards to me and assign demonic motives to my work and my feelings, mainly because they don't give a damn about Sudan or what it's like to be a black Sudanese woman, all alone, in a huge, Eurocentric nation like America. So it was very painful, and it was rushed, because many people around the world were pressuring me to get out a poem for Garang's funeral.
What does the expression "Choll Apieth" mean? What does the poem about John Garang mean?
It means "black is beautiful" in the Dinka language. The poem is about the fact that although we do not have Garang's flesh anymore, we can always summon his spirit within ourselves. He will live forever through us.
What do you think about the terrorist bombings in London and Egypt? Do you think America is next?
Oh definitely - and it's very sad, because in America, the people don't take the government's warnings seriously and they really should, because terrorism is the new frontier in world warfare. Chemicals and things are eventually going to be used, and because I was raised in a culture that taught me that I should strap on a bomb and blow up innocent people'in the name of Arab imperialist progression and religious superiority - I know better than most Americans that terrorism is real. Americans are very spoiled people and they don't want to hear about it.
You also know many terrorists. In 1996, you met Osama Bin Laden in Morocco and became his mistress, against your will, for six months. You say that you were really ashamed when that news became public.
Yes, I was. I originally denied it in London's Guardian newspaper, because it's sort of like admitting that you're the girlfriend of Hitler. But then as the rumors persisted, there were people in America who were concerned that I might be a terrorist, and there was the possibility that I could lose my U.S. citizenship if I didn't come forward with the truth - my children would be taken from me. So I had no choice but to reveal that I had been Osama's mistress. And at first, when the media thought I was Arab, they were respectful towards me - but once they saw that I was black, they insisted that it just couldn't be true.
I recall a few years ago, there were British reporters making fun of your name and claiming that you didn’t even exist. Arab media reported that you were a cannibal who hate human flesh.
Well, I still hurt very badly over that treatment and the fact that the New York Times wrote an article basically making fun of me as well. I really was an obscure womanist writer and activist at that time - they had never heard of me - and to them, my name and my story sounded fantastic and outlandish. I had been Bin Laden's mistress, my parents murdered in front of me and just... larger than life realities that they thought I was making up. But I'm not the first black woman whose life experiences are dismissed and not believed, simply because she's not the package that the media wants. I was very happy, however, when FOX NEWS spent several weeks fact-checking my story and proved that I had lived with Bin Laden in Morocco, and I was especially thrilled, because their intention had been to discredit me.
Your fans want to know. When can we expect your latest novel?
My next novel is called "The Sexy Part of the Bible", and it's really, truly powerful. It has a lot to do with cloning in Africa. I finally have a major literary agent in America, so it should be published in the United States by January 2007. Before that, in December 2005, will be the release of my autobiography "Diary of a Lost Girl". I also have a new poetry collection coming in 2006.
What's next in Kola Boof's personal life?
Hopefully time... raising my sons and exploring my art. I would like to move away from politics and controversy.
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 346
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005 - 08:50 pm: |
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I'm more the type who will WHOOOP your motherfuck'n ass! before you see me Boo-Hoo'n.
So don't come in here with that "dark women want us OLD YELLER bitches to feel sorry for them".
We would give a shit HOW you feel.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2389
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: 
Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 01:56 am: |
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Snort. Why in the world would you think I was talking about you in my post, Kola Boof? I never mentioned your name. Also, you know better than to think I'll read that looooong article about you. And in not reading it, I'm sure I won't miss anything because there's nothing that can be reported that you, yourself, haven't already told us over and over and over and over again. zzzzzzzzzzzz. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3902
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 03:10 pm: |
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Kola,
Why does a brave Warrior Queen reduce herself to squabbling with a...whatever? |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 352
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 03:21 pm: |
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Because she's our family, ABM.
Cantankerous and evil Red Hen of ye old Creole AssWhippers...she's STILL our mother.
Smile, KING 
*I just want SOME of my life to be about loving those who didn't understand me.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2395
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 04:28 pm: |
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I really don't consider myself a part of your family, Kola, or do I consider you a part of mine. You really have a problem with rejection, don't you? BTW, this is Thumper's board, not yours so where do you get off "tolerating" me. Or was there anything cantakerous about the post which you apparently recognized yourself in. As for abm, I mentioned nothing about toilet paper so I don't know why he rolled out. "Guess that's cuz he's always all up in your ass, which a good place for him, I might add. ROTFLOL. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3907
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 05:11 pm: |
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Kola,
Alas, you must be a glutton for inanity.
Cynique,
At least Kola washes. So I guess I'll be safe up there.
But do you even remember HOW to wipe your a$$? Or have you forgotten to take your oldtimers medication...again? |
Vadude
Newbie Poster
Username: Vadude
Post Number: 2
Registered: 08-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 05:21 pm: |
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I am a "newbie" to this MB and I ain't taking sides on this "spirited" discussion, but this very much summaries the picture that I get from Boof! Very interesting, indeed! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2396
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 05:22 pm: |
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Whoooo - is this the warrior queen's consort finding the courage to peek from behind her skirt and speak up. Too bad his tired attempt at humor misses the mark. Not worthy of a response. Sorry. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3909
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 05:27 pm: |
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The only thing worst than stale CHICKEN...isOLD stale CHICKEN. |
Cynique
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Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2397
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 05:30 pm: |
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You oughta know. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 355
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 05:58 pm: |
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Cynique--I KNOW you don't consider us family
...which is why I make it a point to remind everyone that we are.
You'd better be glad that I wasn't down in Atlanta to run into your daughter and granddaughter---I would have really sent you some pictures for the family photo album.
And if this is Thumper's Board (HA!)---you couldn't prove it by me.
Please don't try to pull that tired old battle out of your Woolworth's purse.
The ONLY reason I agreed to put my name on "The Kool Room"-----was to show you and Skippy who's the REAL BITCH up in this joint. And now that your Jowls are hanging and your tail is too rusty to wag...I guess you want to "fart" from time to time about how important you and Thumpette feel.
Like I give a shit.
You despise ABM because he's not lapping at your Yellow Acorn toes...like OLD YELLER expects...groveling in your bullshit now that a REAL WOMAN who has a vision from which a "MAN" can actually rule something in this fucking world has appeared.
It's like I always said...
WOMEN LIKE YOU...are the reason that Black people in this country were ENSLAVED for 400 years.
Because you never encouraged your men to be anything else but WHITE MAN'S "slaves".
Every post that you post is essentially your defense of the White man's Success/His system/His easier living---his deserved place of domination
and your whimpering ideas that it's only natural we accept and conform to it.
You've been preaching the same old Molded Corn Bread Speech for 5 years and openly espousing your hatred and vitriol for those of us black women....who are waking up.
Who no longer see your High Yellow complexion as a mark of honor and worth---but for just what it is----a shroud reflecting what PURE PISS we settled for, instead of being our nappy royal selves.
If anybody laughs, Cynique---it's ME at you.
And quite honestly, I feel sorry for you and even protective of you...because I KNOW you can't help yourself.
You're just a dried up self-hating nigga bitch with a bunch of Bi-racial grandbabies and that's not your fault. It's ALL YOU KNOW.
And since your Rheumatism kept you away from Atlanta....I just have to leave the folks with these classic photos of you.
_________________
Vadude---I didn't understand what you meant at all. What exactly "summarizes" BOOF? Please expound on that---and since you're a Somali Male, don't be a fucking whimp---Speak UP.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2398
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 06:22 pm: |
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By gosh I think Kola's got it. So I assume she will now stop vying for my approval. As for abm lapping at my toes. Egad! Just the thought of it makes me want to barf. But it would certainly be in keeping with his status. What the heck. I've heard it all before. The same ol name-calling, the same ol pictures, the same old pathetic cry for attention, the same ol erratic behavior of a borderline psycho. It just rolls off my back. Yawnnnnn. And remember, now, please keep your posts short. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2399
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 06:32 pm: |
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And, oh yeah, the only reason your board has more posters than Thumpers is because you post under a zillion different aliases. LMAO. |
Renata
Newbie Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 23
Registered: 08-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 07:50 pm: |
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My God, Cynique, you act juvenile! |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2400
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 08:36 pm: |
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You're the one who posted all of the silly pictures and did all the childish name-calling Kola, 0oops - I mean Renata. (I can't decide whether I want to call you "Renola" or "Kolata" or just plain stupid.) |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 359
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 08:47 pm: |
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Cynique
Why don't you ask Troy who is Renata, Tanya, etc.
Cause they're not me.
I don't have to invent any new posters---my board has WAY more, for a myriad of different reasons.
You keep accusing me of inventing posters--but that's bullshit.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2401
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 08:55 pm: |
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Yeah, right. All you have to do is have a bunch of different computers. No matter how thin you slice it, or what vernacular you use, that baloney Renata and Tonya are talking is pure Kola Boof. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 360
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 09:16 pm: |
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Oh really.
Then WHY is Thumper and Renata having a conversation on his board right now, dumb ass?
Apparently, she's not me or she would have been erased.
You have accused me of being Jackie...Mahogany...Ethiopian...Tanya...Renata...Nadine Holden...Lily....the list is endless.
I'm none of those people, Cynique. But you keep insisting that NOBODY thinks like me, but me.
You really do live in the Caves, chick.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2402
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 10:37 pm: |
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Oh give it up. Renata and Thumper are not having a conversation the same time you are having this exchange with me as the time signatures clearly show. You're just switching back and forth; something you're good at because you've had so much practice at it. In any case, it really doesn't matter because you're all full of shit. So carry on, Medusa, and your head full of snakes. |
Tonya
Veteran Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 69
Registered: 07-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 10:55 pm: |
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Cynnique,
It's obvious that you don't understand that most black women think like us, but how can you be a black woman and not know that? Even if you feel differently you gotta know how the majority of us see things, right?
Tonya |
Tonya
Veteran Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 70
Registered: 07-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 10:59 pm: |
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I'm not trying to be nasty. I'm looking for a serious answer for this one. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 361
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:12 pm: |
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Girl, Cynique's an old RED SNAPPER "cooter-looter" rocking her Bi-racial grandbabies on her knees....and pretending that she's back on Sutter's Plantation where she had her BESS NUT.
That witch is candy-appled at the CORE of her brain.
So don't even expect a decent answer.
Cynique HATES "Black" women and takes nothing but delight in knowing how many of them are miserable, mistreated, outcasted and invisible. She's down with ALL THAT.
And she especially loves the nice sweet black women who are too demure to stand up for themselves (or us). The ones who pretend that everything's alright and things will just work themselves out if we juss leave it to the lawd.
Oh she loves those weak ass bitches...who by the way...are the ones who created this fucked up community in the first place---by not being assertive.
If Harriet Tubman was to reappear today....Cynique (and the "sweet" girls) would be hateful and resentful of Harriet, it wouldn't even be funny.
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Tonya
Veteran Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 71
Registered: 07-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:34 pm: |
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That's a damn shame.
Tonya |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2403
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:37 pm: |
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Pitiful. I refuse to particpate in this charade any further. So just keeping on talking to yourself, "Konya". (Who has comes unglued, now, you crazy fool.) LMAO. |
Tonya
Veteran Poster
Username: Tonya
Post Number: 72
Registered: 07-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:44 pm: |
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This is some funny shit. She really thinks we're the same people.
Tonya |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 362
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:45 pm: |
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No, refuse to participate, because your ass has been TOLD and you thought you'd get your ALPO just by wagging your tail.
But I see we put a muzzle on that mouth.
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 363
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:48 pm: |
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Troy's email is troy@aalbc.com Cynique.
He can supply you with the IP Addresses to show that I'm NOT these people you keep claiming I am.
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Renata
Regular Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 32
Registered: 08-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:58 pm: |
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Oh, she's really going to piss her pants now....
(Damn, I got to learn to get from one computer to the other quicker than this).
Oops, did I type that? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2404
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, August 08, 2005 - 11:59 pm: |
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No Troy can't. Like most psychopaths you are too clever to get caught. Nighty-night, Sybil. |
Renata
Regular Poster
Username: Renata
Post Number: 33
Registered: 08-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 12:04 am: |
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OMG, who's the psychopath here. This is a woman over 30? So help me, and I'm really not trying to be mean, but this sooooo seems like the antics of a 14 year old. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 364
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:31 am: |
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Renata---Cynique is in her 70's.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2405
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 11:14 am: |
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72 this month, Kolamity, which means I've been around long enough to detect a fraud when I encounter one, and everything about you reeks with cunning deception. And insanity. It's interesting to watch your meltdowns on these boards. But at this point, you and yours have become colossal bores. See ya! But I wouldn't wanna be ya! Humm. I'm a poet. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 365
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 11:38 am: |
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Meltdown?
The only thing melting down Cynique---is YOU, the Wicked Witch of the Rest.
I've stated my points quite calmly and as with precision.
Thank you very much.
You're just a mud-hearted Heretic with sliding gums.
Go bounce your Bi-racial grandbabies on your knee and pretend you're back on the porch.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2409
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 11:48 am: |
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If you don't call those rapid sequences of posts with bizarre pictures and that out of control name-calling you resort too every time sombody ignites your fuse a meltdown, then you're more in denial than I thought. You're a certified loose cannon. And jealous of Sisgal cuz I like her. LMAO. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 366
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 12:18 pm: |
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Our of control name calling?
YOU are the one who has been calling "names" for the last 2 weeks, Cynique on here.
I came back and tried to be cordial to you, I kissed up to you---hoping to avoid a fight---but you just kept pushing and pushing.
And that's a real joke. Me being jealous of Sisgal about anything.
As I said...the only thing MELTING....is YOU, The Wicked Witch of the REST.
Carry on, devil-egg breath. LMAO!!!!!!
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2410
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 12:54 pm: |
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Yeah, yeah. Stop trying to play the innocent role. You've said yourself you're crazy, and that you've been in therapy, all of which is why you can't adopt children. BTW, I've never met Sisgal, but like a lot of the women on this board whom I like, her genuineness shines through. Of that you can be jealous. Now go back and huddle with your imaginary friends. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3911
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 12:55 pm: |
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Kola,
*sigh*
Don't you get it? She has NO purpose for being here EXCEPT to criticize views that differ from her own. And you, of course, represent the living embodiment of such because you are the OPPOSITE of everything that she is.
Now, it's okay that we can disagree. We SHOULD do that. But what I detest about her is that she resorts to namecalling to distract her opponent from realizing she doesn't have much to say. All you have to do is measure the volume of her posts that included putdowns and debasements to everything else she's posted here, and THAT will be made crystal clear.
And she gets-off on doing this because, well, hell, I guess once you get a certain age, it's difficult to get-off on much else.
Understand, were she ever to accept and appreciate ANYTHING about what you say and represent, she would also have to (quite painfully) realize that her life has been as wasteful and impotent as you often allude to and she, alas, no longer has the time, resources or energy to do sh*t about it. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 367
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:05 pm: |
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
Of course, old Crab Claws will be in here momentarily to flex that pinched nerve she calls a mouth.
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2412
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:08 pm: |
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Oh shut up abm. Like I'm the only one who does name calling. That's an art Kola has mastered. I'm amazed that you 2 could try and pass yourselves off as victims when neither of you have ever hesitated to aggressively attack. BTW, just what is your purpose for being here, except to do a lot of pompopus "concurring" and offering myriads of kudos and posing vapid convoluted questions. Your used to be kinda funny but now even your humor has gone rancid. Jeeze. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2413
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:13 pm: |
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I'm really going to have to figure out how to display my picture here so old sagging body, poker-faced Kola can see what a fine ol broad I am. Wheeeee. Don't look a day over 50. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 370
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:19 pm: |
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And just like I said.....old Crab Claws is here momentarily to flex that pinched nerve she calls a mouth.
What's wrong, Cynique? Thought you said you were done? LMBAO!!!!!
We're time enough for your ass, OLD YELLER.
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 371
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:21 pm: |
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But you do look PRETTY Cynique!!
I love this picture of you...and I think it's a HUGE improvement over the one you had on the back of your novel.
LMBAO!!!!
Lord, I tried for many posts to be loving and kind to Cynique---but she just pushed and pushed.
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 372
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:27 pm: |
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Cynique,
Look where my CRAZY SELF is now:
http://www.newvision.co.ug/D/8/459/449408
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2415
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:33 pm: |
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Melt-down time! And for somebody who thinks she so smart I can't for the life of me figure out why Kola Boof doesn't understand that she isn't somebody I want to count among my friends. So she stop groveling and quit trying to make it seem there's something wrong with me because I don't want to be bothered with her fawning. Since I don't have access to pcitures, in lieu of a picture, for those of you who have a good imagination, a really authentic likeness of Kola would probably be a horse's ass. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3912
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:33 pm: |
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Cynique says: Oh shut up abm. Like I'm the only one who does name calling. That's an art Kola has mastered. I'm amazed that you 2 could try and pass yourselves off as victims when neither of you have ever hesitated to aggressively attack. BTW, just what is your purpose for being here, except to do a lot of pompopus "concurring" and offering myriads of kudos and posing vapid convoluted questions. Your used to be kinda funny but now even your humor has gone rancid. Jeeze.
ABM says: See what happens when septuagenarians don't regularly take their Metamucil? |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3913
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:37 pm: |
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Cynique says: "I can't for the life of me figure out why Kola Boof doesn't understand that she isn't somebody I want to count among my friends."
ABM says: Now on THAT we utterly agree. Why someone like Kola would concern herself with garnering the good favor of someone like you just NEVER ceases to astound me. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 374
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:42 pm: |
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Yes, Cynique----it's melt down time.
We're sending you to the Glue Factory in the morning.
Water only melted you partially.
AND.....
....I'm not trying to be your friend.
Just wanted some of those Graham Crackers that you got up on there on that porch with your white babies 'n your lemonade.
LOL
Chris Hayden makes the best jokes about your silly ass.
And ABM reads you like a book.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3914
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:42 pm: |
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Cynique says: "I'm really going to have to figure out how to display my picture here..."
ABM says: Now what on earth has Troy done to you to make you even CONSIDER doing something as HORRIFYING as THAT? |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2416
Registered: 01-2004
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:44 pm: |
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Poooooor abm. He has to try imagine the worst case scenario for the kind of life I lead in order to get his mind off of his own inadequate existence, which mainly consists of sneaking off from his wife so he can jack-off in front of naked pictures of that top-heavy cow Kola Boof. Rest assured, y'all, away from the board, my life is quite normal and satisfactory. I will say, however, that since I'm retired, idle time can sometimes be the playground of the devil. heh-heh. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 375
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:44 pm: |
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HAHA!!!!
falling on the floor laughing!!!!
ABM reads you LIKE A BOOK!
too funny
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 376
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:48 pm: |
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No Cynique.
You've become quite NUTTY....from eating the nuts out of Viggo's shit.
Away from the board.
ABM doesn't have any purient interest in me--we're buddies/kiss'n cousins and that's all we've EVER been.
From day one, he has SET BOUNDARIES...and I'm so SICK of people making it into something it's not.
I really hate that I can't even have a "male" friend to kid around with....without people making it serious.
We live on different planets for crying out loud!!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3915
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:48 pm: |
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Kola says: "Chris Hayden makes the best jokes about your silly ass...And ABM reads you like a book.
ABM says: Why you think she's always trying to snipe at us? Old b*tches like her are always the meanest of K-9's. Why? Cause they're p*ssed that no more dawgs want to swap bones with'em. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 377
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:52 pm: |
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ABM: Cause they're p*ssed that no more dawgs want to swap bones with'em.
KOLA: Wow, that is so sad but true. I even feel that way sometimes. I guess aging is a bitch.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3916
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:53 pm: |
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Cynique says: "[ABM] can jack-off in front of naked pictures of that top-heavy cow Kola Boof.
ABM says: Alas, jealousy from the crotchety can be SO unbecoming. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2417
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:57 pm: |
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You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3917
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 01:59 pm: |
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Kola,
DESTINED 90+ year old grandmother get's sex about as frequently as chicks our adult nieces age. The difference between someone like her and Cynique is Cynique would rather ruefully stew in her Depends than get up off her flatulent a$$, wash and rinse the urine of her wrinkly punanny and go score her some lonely Social Security money. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3918
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:02 pm: |
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Cynique,
B*tch please! Your a$$ would have to HAVE some "respect" to justify my pursing it. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2418
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:12 pm: |
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Keep babblin, you idiots. Have I got the power to incite emotion, or what. Just so you know, I'll repeat the truth for you.
You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2419
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:14 pm: |
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Oh, by the way.
You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola. |
Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2420
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:15 pm: |
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And another thing.
You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3921
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:20 pm: |
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Cynique says @ August 09, 2005 - 01:57 pm: "You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola."
Cynique says @ August 09, 2005 - 02:12 pm: "You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola."
ABM says: Don't Cynique's adult great-great-great-great grand kids know that if they don't give her her oldtimers medication, she's going to just sit in a corner, say the same inane things over/over again...and soil herself? |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3922
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:23 pm: |
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Cynique says @ August 09, 2005 - 02:14 pm: "You guys can..."
Cynique says @ August 09, 2005 - 02:15 pm: "You guys can..."
ABM says: Yawl see what I mean?
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2421
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:25 pm: |
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Give it up, abm. Save your energy.You've been served. Incidentally, -
You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 378
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:30 pm: |
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B*tch please! Your a$$ would have to HAVE some "respect" to justify my pursing it.
ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2422
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:36 pm: |
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Is that you, Kola? My, my. Just come back from takin your meds? Well, while you're here -
You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 380
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:39 pm: |
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As I said...the only thing MELTING....is YOU, The Wicked Witch of the REST.
Carry on, devil-egg breath. LMAO!!!!!!
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 381
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:45 pm: |
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Come on here...Cynique-Wah
LET ME PUT SOME MORE BURNS ON THE BACK
OF DAT FAT HEAD
Neh don't CHOO U CRY--hold still
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Cynique
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Cynique
Post Number: 2423
Registered: 01-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 02:53 pm: |
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Vintage Kola. Guess she didn't take her meds. Now as I was saying -
You guys can say all you want. It doesn't matter. Ol Cynique is fine as she wants to be, and Kola is still pining for my approval and Chris Hayden can't cut me loose, and abm would like nothing better than to earn my respect. Dats right. And nothing you can say will reverse this. Cynique reigns. Poor Kola. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 382
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 03:34 pm: |
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3924
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 03:47 pm: |
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Kola,
Is that one of Cynique's progeny respectfully giving her the familial salute? |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 383
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 03:56 pm: |
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ABM,
you took the words right out of my mouth.
I was just too lazy to write it. :}
It's BURNING UP in California. Wasps/dragon flies have taken over my river sanctuary!!
So you know how miserable I am.
___________
and where is my ESSAY Mr. Cool? Please let me know something Sherlock. You can't leave a sista hang'n with no word.
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 384
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 03:57 pm: |
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Thomas told me to "get out my recipe for wasps and dragonflies".
You see how people clown topless African women.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3925
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 04:06 pm: |
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Kola,
I'll have something for you by this weekend. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 3926
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 04:09 pm: |
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Kola,
Whenever you mention toplessness, I often think the dilemna of exposing men to more feminine nakedness is after we've seen enuff of it we may become somewhat cavalier about your beauty. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 385
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 04:17 pm: |
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Exactly, ABM.
The men begin to see the women as equals, when everybody's topless EVERY DAY.
I swear...
...Africans get no credit for their brilliance.
__________
ABM don't rush your ESSAY. I want it to be good.
You have time.
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Renata
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Username: Renata
Post Number: 36
Registered: 08-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 - 07:39 pm: |
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LOL...you guys are all crazy. |
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