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Lambd
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Username: Lambd

Post Number: 281
Registered: 01-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, August 04, 2004 - 12:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

A b.m., a b.m.
To be able to have a b.m.
I would be so very elated,
If I weren't so constipated.
It would make my entire week,
To make my bathroom reek.
So far, all I've passed is gas.
I wonder how long this will last.
Nothing seems to help.
Not even castor blended with kelp.
Enemas and exlax.
Only cramp my back.
My nights wouldn't be so grim.
If only I could have a b.m.
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A_womon
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Username: A_womon

Post Number: 408
Registered: 05-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, August 04, 2004 - 01:10 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

ahhahahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!
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Abm
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Username: Abm

Post Number: 641
Registered: 04-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, August 04, 2004 - 01:51 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Lambd,

You forgot the ending...

"...No, I aint like the rest of them
Not your common 'do do'.
I am the kind of A.B.M
That can $#@+ all over you."
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Lambd
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Username: Lambd

Post Number: 282
Registered: 01-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, August 04, 2004 - 02:14 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

That's an interesting ending...

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