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Kola_boof
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 02:00 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Indulge me for a sec.

People are starting to post video of me at YOUTUBE---and there's this comedy skit from "COMEDY CENTRAL" about my autobiography (it's after he talks about "farting").

Forgive me for talking myself up (yet again), but I thought this was cute and you guys are family to me---I thought you would get a good laugh from it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTzOoAReV4g


:-) :-)


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Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:35 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

...LOLOLOLOL!! Funny as shyt! Thanks for sharing.
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Yvettep
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 08:41 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Funny!
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Kola_boof
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 01:09 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

In case we have lurkers in Great Britain----you can watch me on "Goodmorning Britain" tomorrow morning starting at 6 a.m. British time. They're doing a 3 part interview at 6, 7 and 8 a.m.

http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=546









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Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 01:23 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola,

How does it feel to be getting all of this attention? Are you nervous? Do you feel self conscious? I know I talk a whole lot of cash money bullshit, like I'm brave or whatever. But if I were getting this kind of attention, I’d be shaking in my boots! Do you feel that way?
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Kola_boof
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 02:00 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hi Tonya :-)

I don't feel frightened at all----but I have been very ill lately, and I hate that all this is happening when I don't feel my most attractive. I'm bloated and very tired---but not afraid.

There will be VIDEO tomorrow (or Wednesday) from the interviews and you will be able to see how I handled myself in England.

I also feel SAD, as this is NOT what I intended my career to be based on---Osama---but amazingly, I am being filed in everybody's history book...from Whitney to Osama to 911.

The good thing....is that my autobiography is waking up a WHOLE LOTTA PEOPLE about black women's issues they hadn't even thought about.

People don't realize that only 90 pages (out of 445) are about Osama. The book is POWERFUL in its definitions of Africa, Black people, Black Americans, our pride, our love and our self hate---not to mention Sudan and the Arab world.

And most of all----white people get to get CUSSED THE FUCK OUT by "Mother Africa".




Kola




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Dahomeyahosi
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 02:51 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I love Stephen Colbert but I was wincing when I originally saw this. I'm glad you take it in stride Kola.
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Moonsigns
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 03:49 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I felt it was sheer mockery. But, as far as Kola is concerned, negative attention --to her-- is better than little or none at all.

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Aurora
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:09 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola has made a complete fool of herself and she does not even realize it.
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Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:09 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I don't know. When it first started out they were referring to her as a sex slave...and barely mentioning her book. Now: she's "Osama’s former girlfriend" and her book is being displayed - front and back. I'd say Kola is a very influential person to be able to get THE MEDIA to change its tune in such a short period of time. Just imagine what she'll be able to do in a week...
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Nafisa_goma
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:38 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kola's media domination has only just begun.

I have to laugh in disbelief at it all! (smiley)

Good stuff coming up.




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Prettybabygirl
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:40 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Poor Moonsigns.

HA HA!!!!

That skit was a T.V. Commercial for Kola's book!!!



Where is Abm today?

He's been quiet lately.




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Prettybabygirl
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:41 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did anyone see David Letterman did Kola for two days in a row? I have a friend in Montana who bought 3 copies of the book because of David Letterman's show! :-)





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Aurora
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:49 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Some domination:

http://www.bet.com/News/kolaboofchat.htm?wbc_purpose=Basic&WBCMODE=PresentationU npublished&mb=1#articlecomments

Maybe Kola Boof should consider becoming a dominatrix.
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Prettybabygirl
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 05:13 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

HA HA!!!!

Poor Moonsigns and Aurora.

They think their bullshit "wishes" can stop Kola's rise.

This woman is being talked about GLOBALLY and I'm sure she will RULE at BET.COM Wednesday.

I have no doubt.


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Tall_brother
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 05:25 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Dang Aurrora follow evrytg. Kola do.

You trained.

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Cynique
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 05:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Finally I was able to access this. Yea Steven Colbert took pot shots at Kola but at least he plugged her book.
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Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 05:37 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynnique, that's what I'm talking about! ...damn everything else.
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Tonya
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 05:49 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Plus, I actually found it funny.

Come on, the: "He's Just Not That into you" spoof?!?---Priceless!

I thought it was hilarious.
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Moonsigns
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 05:51 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Prettybabygirl:
"HA HA!!!!!

Poor Moonsigns and Aurora.

They think their bullshit "wishes" can stop Kola's rise.



Moonsigns:
I seriously doubt any of the posters on this forum wish anything ill for Kola. Kola has perfectly orchestrated this (negative) media circus. She is notorious for her shameless self-promotion, and she is an incredibly insecure woman (as she has shared so many times on these forums). Therefore, it's easy to understand why she thinks this is more than it is.



Prettybabygirl:
"This woman is being talked about GLOBALLY..."


Moonsigns:
Yeah, in a negative way, too! And that is nothing respectable.


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Prettybabygirl
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 06:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

He talked about her book for 3 minutes!!!!

That's better than a T.V. commercial.

I didn't even think he insulted Kola to be honest. He said her writing is "HOT" and showed her as a white woman on top of Osama.




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Prettybabygirl
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 06:12 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique, I agree.

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Nafisa_goma
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Posted on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 06:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Kola Boof in

TIME MAGAZINE, Sept. 4th






*
Did Osama bin Laden really watch MacGyver, rock to Van Halen and lust
after Whitney Houston?

Those are some of the claims made in the
autobiography- published in February but overlooked until Harper's printed excerpts last week- by Sudanese born novelist Kola Boof, who
says she was bin Laden's mistress in 1996. Boof, who wrote for "Days of Our Lives", says bin Laden called Houston a beautiful woman "brain-washed by American culture and her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed."

"Nobody in the West, " Boof laments,
"believes me when I tell them this."



Lovely! (smiley)




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Kola_boof
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Posted on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 10:01 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I did the interview in ENGLAND last night.

I thought the HOST was very bad, because he didn't know a single thing about me and asked very poor questions ("What attracted you to Bin Laden?" "How did you meet?" "OH--I didn't know you were a writer").

I haven't seen the video yet, but I had my new disguise look, as I don't want people knowing what I look like when I'm with my children, and would like to protect my "private look" as best I can.

Still, I also don't want to end up like Sally Hemmings---and it amazes me how many people don't understand the POWER of images, the importance of leaving your own record, and the importance of setting the right example for youth (in my case---I don't want to encourage black girls that WHEN ATTACKED---sit and wait for your silence to save you). I believe it's good to be seen standing up for myself and fearlessly staring my detractors down. It's the opposite of the "slave's" reaction.

But the interview was boring and flat because the interviewer had done NO homework and knew NOTHING about me. I was introduced as "Osama's girlfriend" and then he struggled to catch up to me----as he had assumed I would be a "bunny" type and not so serious.





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