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Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri

Post Number: 1158
Registered: 01-2006

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Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 11:10 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

WILL THE REAL KOLA BOOF PLEASE STAND UP


There once was a mystical magical scribe
who came from a land far away
spun stories of snakes and witches and spells
her writings were mental ballet





She claimed she played on the River Nile
and went by the name Kola Boof
garnered much interest but when she was asked
she never produced valid proof





Professed to be the mother of Blackness
voice of the authentic Black African
wrote and published several books
captive titles like Nile River Woman


But alas it was found she was living a lie
her parents weren't truly authentic
mother Nilotic, her father plain white
she was just another mulatto eccentric





When confronted with being half white
she continued her deception and fraud
proclaimed her skin was chocolate brown
and refused to give up her facade


Time's up, secret's out, just admit to the truth
your real name isn't even Kola Boof
you lie, you cheat and continue your falseness
why don't you for once stop being aloof





You're a mixed up half breed mongrel mulatto
please stop your preposterous pretense
your brown complexion doesn't change the fact
and it's just not a valid defense





Your womb is NOT the mother of Africa
and you're simply not any queen
watered down, impure, you're not really Black
it's way past time for you to come clean




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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof

Post Number: 2657
Registered: 02-2005

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Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 11:43 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


And don't forget this photo
of my new Black American boyfriend,
CLIFF.




While you simmer in your
JEALOUSY of Kola Boof---he's
busy giving me something I can
feel
.





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Mzuri
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Username: Mzuri

Post Number: 1165
Registered: 01-2006

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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 12:03 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

That's your response to my poem? Posting a pic of your next conquest. Why don't you address the issues Kola?
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Kola_boof
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Username: Kola_boof

Post Number: 2663
Registered: 02-2005

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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 12:09 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzola,

I'm too busy to read all that bullshit---#1.

#2--How long did it take you to draft up a whole poem about little ol me???? :-)

Can we say---"Get a life!"

Lastly. I'm an artist. That's YOUR job to speculate on the life of Kola.

Have at it, BUZZARD.

One thing we have to give you...you put the "ulcer" in Vulture.





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Mzuri
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Post Number: 1167
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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 12:18 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It didn't take long, about 10 minutes. It took me longer to post the pix than to compose the poem.

As usual, if you have nothing to say for yourself, you cast insults. What else is new. You're weak and your tactics suck, Kola.

And just because I post here doesn't mean I don't have a life Kola. As much time as your stupid ass hangs on this forum, you're the last person to throw that shit around.
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Schakspir
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Username: Schakspir

Post Number: 403
Registered: 12-2005

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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 12:27 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Yeah, that's right. Some of us just enjoy insulting and ridiculing a big-mouthed, big-assed phony.eff
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Mzuri
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Post Number: 1175
Registered: 01-2006

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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 01:27 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Looks like somebody likes my poem! Thanks y'all.
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Abm
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Post Number: 5719
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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 06:12 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

I don't know if you know it. But what you've done here compliments Kola than it insults her.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 10:14 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Why wouldn't it be a compliment? It's a very nice and well-written poem.
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Abm
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Post Number: 5725
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Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 10:27 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri,

I agree. And the photos really embellish the effect of it.

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