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Serenasailor
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Serenasailor
Post Number: 592
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 08:08 pm: | 
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You heard right! According to Starpulse, former funny man Eddie Murphy is engaged to wed former Spice gal, Scary Spice (Mel B) in an intimate ceremony at LA’s Roosevelt Hotel. And not only have they known each other for just ONE MONTH, Eddie divorced his wife of 12 years in MAY.
WOW! For the love of god, somebody get these two an MTV reality show… STAT!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5343
Registered: 04-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 06:46 am: |
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Really? I wonder who will be the Maid of Honor.
Johnny Gill? |
Rachel
Newbie Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 14
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 09:47 am: |
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^^^
LMBAO!
I was thinking the same thing. Johnny is probaby dying his satin pink pumps to match his matron of honor gown. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 1076
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 09:55 am: |
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Now that's a scary thought!!! |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5350
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 10:16 am: |
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Ladies,
I mean, I understand Eddie's desire to disguise the f*g rumors. But come on now, already...MONTHS after his wife dumps him he picks up a has-been Black Eurotrash popstarlet? |
Rachel
Newbie Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 17
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 10:40 am: |
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Maybe he'll breed with her so he can suppress his lust-filled desires for a round, plump, hairy man's ass to pummel.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5356
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 12:25 pm: |
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Rachel: "Maybe he'll breed with her so he can suppress his lust-filled desires for a round, plump, hairy man's ass to pummel."
See. Now you're dabbling in pure and utter FANTASY, here.
My guess is he and Johnny will enjoy tag-teaming her her adjacent orifices (If you know what I mean.). And since Eddie's richer than sin, she won't mind it much at all. |
Rachel
Newbie Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 19
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 12:36 pm: |
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If anything, Eddie will be comparing whose holes are the snuggest; Johnny's "man" p*ssy" or Scary's "nightmarish abyss".
Cut it...you know Eddie is a closet homosexual. He's the Rufus in R.Kelly's video. LMAO. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5362
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 12:49 pm: |
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Rachel,
Oh, dayam. You've gone into the horrific direction of "man p*ssy".
Bruhman ain't gon' go no further than THAT!!
Hahahaha!!! |
Doberman23
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 480
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 04:39 pm: |
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man, where the hell did you guys get this info from? how are ya'll gonna speculate like that on one of the greatest comedians of all time? i don't think ed's a homo and none of you have any proof to support that nonsense. scary spice was also a descent lookin sista too, i don't what the hell is wrong with you all. shame on you. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5385
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 04:53 pm: |
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Dobes,
You forgot the a wink and a nod part. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 2317
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 04:58 pm: |
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PROOF that Doberman is a young boy.
He's too young to remember....
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5386
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:04 pm: |
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Kola,
Destined used to speculate on Eddie WAAAY before the Gill and picking up tranvestite thing.
I remember as far back as when he and Arsenio were running buddies her saying "Babe. There somethin' 'bout those boys that's kind...'funny'". |
Doberman23
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 483
Registered: 01-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:09 pm: |
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awww i forgot about that tranny incident... well until he's caught with a johnson in his mouth like tevin cambell or george michael i will just assume he thought the tranny was a woman. that fat boys broke up and now this...
kola what u talkin' bout... i'm almost 30. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 2319
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:11 pm: |
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As far as "I" know, they both love to fuck women---but they're extremely FREAKY.
They like "girly-boys"--Eddie loves his dick sucked, and I think he must have been WHIPPED by some pretty tranvestite's mouth/throat as a teen. He's really into his "dick sucked"--and he doesn't care WHO does it, long as they look pretty.
Arscenio is just as bid a "Horn-dog" (with a MUCH BIGGER dick)--but he's not as bold as Eddie.
Arscenio prefers his "trans-drag slaves" to be white or Hawaiian looking.
They're both affirmed BOOTY-BUSTERS.
I'm sure even Eddie's wife had to take the dick up the ass sometimes as Eddie used to love using that term in his routine---"Boy pussy".
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 2320
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:14 pm: |
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Doberman,
OF COURSE you guys believe they're "women" when you're getting your dick and balls sucked.
Lying ass motherfuckers.
I'm a REAL WOMAN and I was giving a guy head once and after it was over---he's talking about, "Man--you look real! How you get your skin so soft?"
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5389
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:22 pm: |
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Dobes,
I was STILL waiting for the Fatboys to get back together. Until I heard "The Human Beat Box" died nearly 10 years ago. That sorta put a kabosh on "The Fat Boys Are BACK!!!" Reunion Tour.
Kola,
I'm not going to even ask HOW you know Arsenio packing a bigger Roscoe than Eddie.
But it's funny what you say about Arsenio preferring his "trans-drag slaves" to be white or Hawaiian looking". I seem to recall hearing or reading that that was ALSO a common theme amongst certain sects of ganga/thug rappers.
Hey. Considering the 8(or 9)-figure pay-out the former Mrs. Eddie Murphy did or will clear, the least she could have done take it throw the backdoor.
I mean, hey. I'm not saying...but I'm jes saying. |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 2325
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:25 pm: |
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ABM, I'm so mad at you.
I can tell you haven't read my autobiography.
Tsk, Tsk.
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5390
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:26 pm: |
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Kola: "I was giving a guy head once and after it was over---he's talking about, "Man--you look real! How you get your skin so soft?""
You should have told dat nikka "From rubbing it with the sperm from the 3 men's dycks I sucked just before you and I hooked up." |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 2326
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:28 pm: |
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ABM, I am not/was not THAT big a slut.
I should have gone into more detail.
SIGH
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5391
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:30 pm: |
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Kola,
You right. I've haven't read your autobiography yet. I will, though. Soon.
I'll even pen a review of it...if you're good. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5392
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:31 pm: |
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Kola,
I didn't mean to suggest that you'd actually blow 3 guys at a time. I simply suggested that to spite his thinking you were a tranny. |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5393
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:33 pm: |
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Not to vilify any ladies out who HAVE blown 3 guys at a time, btw.
*shrugs* |
Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 2330
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 05:36 pm: |
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TOO LATE.
I started a new thread.
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Rachel
Newbie Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 21
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 10:10 am: |
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Doberman, you must not have gotten the memo but it's been an undercover fact that Eddie really likes "man pussy".
He picked up the Trannie in West Hollywood.
Are you familiar with that area? Well, it's notoriously gay.
That's just like a Klan member saying that he was being a good Samaritan in Harlem...only he didn't realize blacks stayed there.
Naw, Eddie KNEW what he was cruising for, lol.
MAN PUNANY!
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Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5436
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 10:53 am: |
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Rachel,
The particular "nasty" thing about what Eddie did is he trolled for the shyt on the street. Like your common ho trick.
I mean, dayam. Don't Eddie have enuff dough and connections to call out for some delivery "MAN PUNANY"? |
Abm
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Abm
Post Number: 5437
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 10:56 am: |
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And am I the only one who's more than a tad uncomfortable with phrases like "boy pu$$y" and "MAN PUNANY"? |
Rachel
Regular Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 29
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 11:16 am: |
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^^^
LOL, but Abm...that's what it is..to Eddie. Oh he likes the puckered, shitty abyss of a man's anus. You know he does. |
Abm
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Username: Abm
Post Number: 5479
Registered: 04-2004
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 02:42 pm: |
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Rachel,
Well, yeah. But still, uh...DAYAM!!! |
Brownbeauty123
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Brownbeauty123
Post Number: 621
Registered: 03-2006
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, July 28, 2006 - 04:24 pm: |
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His lady "Scary Spice"
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Kola_boof
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Kola_boof
Post Number: 2442
Registered: 02-2005
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, July 28, 2006 - 04:28 pm: |
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I like SCARY!!! She's quirky but cute.
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