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Rachel
First Time Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 1
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 04:44 pm: | 
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Hellur! New person here. looked around this jawn and I must say, I lol @ some of yall topics/posts.
Wanted to add my own. These fat ass, jurassic sized heffas calling themselves Phat or thick. In case there are some shawt bus riding, fat baby water buffalos in here, imma tell you who is (or has been) thick:
Serena Williams
Beyonce
Jennifer Lopez
KiToy
If you ain't shaped remotely like those brawds...stop calling yourself thick. It don't matter if you look like you got two bowling balls stuffed down the back of your Lane Bryant capris...if ya gut matches in girth the same as ya ass...you fat. NOT PHAT, but fat.
Those extra large packs of hotdogs you call TRIPLE CHINS is also an indication you wobbling on the morbidly obese side.
Again, not Phat BUT FAT.
Damn, get over it.
We all can't be thick. Thick is when you have hips, thighs, ass, breasts, thin waist, proportinate body dimensions that are TONED. Those hail damage looking thighs and ass cheeks and giggle around all saggy and gross ain't sexy. You may can pass that shit off in a pair of jeans with spandex in them but once them shits come off....it's like rancid pudding seeping out the side of a ziploc bag.
Why am I typing this? Well, because it's become a huge problem with black women. That "thick" label has gotten many of these overweight sows believing that all you need is a phat ass and nothing else matters.
BULL FUCKING SHIT! Not only DO YOU LOOK A GOTDAYUM MESS ROCKING LOWRIDERS WITH THEM NASTY ASS STRETCH MARKS ROADMAPPING YA ASSCHEEKS...your health is also in jeopardy.
Just stop it and remember...you ain't PHAT if you ain't rocking it toned and in proportion. YA FAT...FAT AS HELL.
That is all...
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Brownbeauty123
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Brownbeauty123
Post Number: 475
Registered: 03-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 07:38 pm: |
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This is mean. |
Mzuri
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Mzuri
Post Number: 955
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 08:59 pm: |
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Hello Rachel. I'm sorry but we have rules here. You can't hate on fat ppl with your very first post. And you have to post for at least three days before you can diss anyone. Thank you.  |
Nels
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Nels
Post Number: 464
Registered: 07-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 12:51 am: |
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Some funny shit. I just can't get serious over this stuff. |
Prettybabygirl
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Prettybabygirl
Post Number: 392
Registered: 04-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 06:08 am: |
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That was DOBERMAN.
He ain't fool'n no damned body.
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Doberman23
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Doberman23
Post Number: 469
Registered: 01-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 11:41 am: |
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due to the guy rules...doberman23... does not nor ever portrays himself as a female in real life nor on the internet.
with that being said ... it was funny, now i am off to lunch. |
Semperfemme
Newbie Poster
Username: Semperfemme
Post Number: 3
Registered: 07-2006
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 - 10:57 am: |
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Lol! This is hilarious. I see this kind of stuff all the time where I work. Fishnet shirts and lowrider jeans on a woman that looks like she ate someone else to steal their outfit.
I get called "annorexic bitch" by fat smelly hogs who have to lean on my counter after that long hard walk from the parking lot to the store. It's cute though how their ankle fat dribbles over the side of their double wide Keds. If only their hair weaves didn't smell like pork chops.
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Misty
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Misty
Post Number: 246
Registered: 02-2006
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 - 11:30 am: |
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Ok, this thread has turned from funny but still mean spirited to sickening and maliscious. |
Rachel
Newbie Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 4
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 - 01:45 pm: |
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I'm guessing Semperfemme's post is the one you're referring too, Misty. Although it was off the chain, so are the folks calling her an "Anoxeric bitch".
I find it amusing how it's ok to talk about skinny people (Mo'Nique's gargantuan sized arse always got her 5 pie eating mouth on a thin woman) but when the tables are turned, oh it's so wrong.
Damn that.
Anyways, back to the subject:
I'm all for loving the skin you're in. If you 5'3 weighing over 200 lbs and you're healthy and comfy with it, then more power to you. My issue is with fat folks labeling themselves thick when they are obviously not.
Stop wearing skin tight shit and thinking it's cute. Have some class about yourself. In fairness this can apply to all sized folks but to me it looks far worse on someone who's fat.
(Generally speaking, not talking to calling out anyone here):Wear ya cute stuff, girl flaunt it...but do it tastefully AND recognize that you are NOT thick. I already explained what thick was....you are fat. Fat with more rolls than the Pillsbury dough boy. Those rolls ain't muscles...it's large areas of fat. Damn, get over it. You fat. Deal with it and wear clothing that compliments you, instead of looking like a side show ho on display for those to mock.
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Rachel
Newbie Poster
Username: Rachel
Post Number: 5
Registered: 07-2006
Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 - 01:51 pm: |
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BTW, it may be mean but sometimes the truth is mean..but still the truth, nonetheless.
BTW2, I'm not dissing anyone. I'm speaking the truth. You tell me what I wrote was a lie. Sometimes shit just has to be said straight out. Wasn't trying to insult, only informing.
BTW3, I am not Doberman.
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