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Kola_boof
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Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 08:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hi all.

I have been incredibly busy writing a 6 month STORY BIBLE for the Lily-Daniel-Druscilla-Neil Winters storyline on "Young and the Restless".

This STORY BIBLE (to be about 200 pages) will determine whether or not I am hired to write for the show.

NOTE: I am not "in" yet.

Originally I was just trying to write Scripts for the Head Writer and Breakdown Writers----but it now appears that I might actually be considered for a much higher writing position.

The money on these shows is so huge that you just can't turn it down. It would give me TOTAL financial independance from Thomas.

I am in daily contact with Columbia/Sony and the Producers of both "Young and the Restless" and "Days of Our Lives".....and they are extremely nice people and find me to be a fascinating person. The Producer at "Days" is actually reading my autobiography--his wife was from Morocco!! :-)

I have had one "writers session" at Columbia/Sony where the writers sit meet for lunch and plot the "execution" of the coming month's storyboard. Everyone made a big deal that I was "Osama Bin Laden's mistress!"---and one white guy that I really like chatting with said that I look more like a soap actress than a writer. :-)

He said I should be cast a slut/villainous. :-) HA HA!!!!!!

I am not, however, HIRED as yet to work on either show. If given a choice, I would actually rather work on "DAYS".

But pray for the "networks" to not be afraid of me and the producers to be able to appreciate my ideas.

Kola




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Kola_boof
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Posted on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 08:24 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I would rather on "Days of Our Lives" because it's lower rated and has more room to be creative.

"Young and the Restless" is the #1 show is SET. You can't really make alterations--just write on to what's been written and there's no room for promotion.

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Chrishayden
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 10:26 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

<<Actually though I loathe soap operas it is a test of one's writing skill to juggle many plot lines and several characters and keep interest of the viewers--you will be making a living writing and quite a few people started out there and went on to do movies, etc--

Cynique will be watching every day, biting her nails!

But by all means do not turn down a part on the show if they offer you one. Imagine what that will do for your book sales!
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Cynique
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 01:25 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Having been exposed to the large cast of characters kola boof polluted this board with, a soap opera written by her would be the last thing on earth to inspire me to start watching them, chrissyboy, even if kola wrote one about you entitled "As the Stomach Turns". I can get the same nauseating effect by just wasting a moment thinking about you and your repulsive, attention-starved self. barf
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Mzuri
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 01:39 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Such negativity from you Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora! Sounds like you had a crummy weekend. Maybe this will cheer you up, GirlFriend!



Think - ROOOO-SES!
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Cynique
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 02:45 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

'Just been loitering around, waitin, haven't you, mzuri/muzri. Why don't you get some business of your own so you can stop monitoring me? You gotta problem with me expressing an honest opinion about your 2 cronies? Too bad. Go sniff some weeds and inhale deeply on the foul smell of your phoniness. It's so obvious that you aren't about roses, you are about thorns. Now go on back to your perch, like a good little jaybird.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 03:27 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Why would I need to loiter and wait? I receive e-mail alerts whenever there's a new post - and one of you typically posts something nasty, spiteful and negative every single day. You're starting to remind me of the Grinch that ruint Christmas for all of Whoville. Your a$$ must really need some TLC GirlFriend.



And FYI Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora, I have no cronies here. I'm independent. Think ROOOO-SES and have a nice day!
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Cynique
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 04:17 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I have not been posting daily and wouldn't have done so this time, if chrishayden hadn't mentioned my name. If people, including you, mizeri/mzuri would leave me out of their posts, then I wouldn't bother to respond. You think everytime I don't say what you like to hear, that I am being negative and need love, but this is what you have to say in order to distract from the fact that although you portray yourself as "Little Mary Sunshine", you are actually "Meddlesome Mattie". It's all right for you to analyze me but - whoooo - I must never imply that you are not an independent thinker who sucks up to her cronies. Puleeze. You are one of those passive aggressive people. Now go smell your own roses, girlfriend. Buh-bye.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 04:22 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Say what? You only post when someone calls you out. I'm meddlesome? Puleeze! WTF is this?

http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/1/10518.html?1141795686

You neeeed love Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora. Trust me.

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Cynique
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 04:58 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Oh, jeeze. Another archives scanner. I thought you left, mizeri. Can't resist keeping the argument going can you? What kind of a positive loving person are you? Must have rose fever. I post when I feel like it, but the chances of me responding to a post decrease when my name is not brought up. The post that spurred you to emerge from the shadows was directed to chrissyhayden's assinine remark, but you jumped in with all of your tripe about me needing love and roses because you had to defend your cronies chris and kola lest you lose your suck-up status. But have no fear. It remained in tact. LMAO! Inhaaaaale, mizeri.
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Enchanted
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 05:26 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mzuri can you please buzz off. You're the most annoying person constantly repeating yourself. One thing I will say for Cynique she is interesting and witty. You sound like a cult member with pot smokers and a Guru. People love who they want to. We don't need your pompous remarks. Go sit in the grass and smell the sunshine so you'll stay off this board. You get on my nerves.

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Mzuri
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 05:37 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

The only person arguing is you Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora. I don't even know what you're arguing about anyway but I find you amusing. You should definitely get in touch with Ms. Kola and offer her some of your drama queen BS for her soap opera story lines. That way you could be compensated for your bitchy writing style and maybe use the extra cash on a day spa treatment or something. A nice massage might keep you from being so grumpy around here.



Again, try real hard to think ROOOO-SES and cheer up. Things aren't as bad as they seem.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 05:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Not another internet sock puppet!!!
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Enchanted
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 05:52 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Do you ever say anything new Misery? Go learn how to spell Missouri correctly. You are Kola's internet sock puppet by the way but not like Tonya and Renata. At least they are not a broken record stuck on the same note.




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Mzuri
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 06:06 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'm Kola's sock puppet but I'm not like Tonya and Renata? That's because I'm not them. Duh! Do you have a brain? WTF do you have to offer that's new or enchanting besides lame insults? I already explained what Mzuri is. And what have you done with Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora?
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Cynique
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 06:30 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Nice try, Kola. Things were getting pretty dull, so you had to resurrect "Enchanted" to liven things up. This is soooo ridiculous. I'm outta here.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 07:19 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Buh-bye. LOL!

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Posted on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 07:42 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique your dementia is getting worse. I can see you're going to always try and disrespect me so I might as well set you straight. I'm not Kola and the only thing ridiculous is you trying to make everybody be Kola. It gets old lady.




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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:20 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

All:

Gawd Cynique sounds just like those characters in "Napoleon Dynamite"! Has anybody else here seen the film?

Cynique, you don't need to see it. Obviously you LIVE it, everyday!
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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:57 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Too bad you and your sorry old self have nothing better to do than to watch white boy movies and try and figure out why Cynique doesn't act the way you and your stupid self think she should. Face it, crissy-boy, you're a fly speck.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:59 am:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I've seen parts of the film but never sat and watched it from beginning to end. I don't know what's going on with Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora but I think she has too many board IDs. And I can't figure out why Enchanted only shows up when Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora needs some back-up, but Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora claims she's not Enchanted. Then she had the nerve to accuse me of loitering after she stalked my a$$ over to the Lit Board and posted her BS on the Gordon Parks RIP thread. And did you read the part where she accused me of being you CH? What's up with that?
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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:07 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There she is folks! Right on time. Ready to pounce. LOL. Mizeri on the spot! You forgot the roses, girlfriend. Too busy suckin up to chrissy boy. And believe me I don't need to diguise myself as "Enchanted" to call you a "bore". I can do that as Cynique. And I will. yawnnn.
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Mzuri
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:18 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Pounce? Quit trippin Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora. If you don't need to disguise yourself, why do you have so many IDs? And why don't you make up your doggone mind? When I post roses you complain, and when I don't post roses you complain. Which is it?

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Cynique
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:36 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I don't have to explain anything to you, mizeri. You're so convicned I am someone other than what I have admitted to being, then I encourage you to e-mail Troy and ask him to check the IPN numbers to see if your suspicions are correct. BTW, send your flowers to kola in appreciation of how clever she is in practicing her soap opera writing skills on this board.
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Chrishayden
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:45 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Read these lines and somebody tell me don't this sound like Cynique--when she isn't trying to sound like Kola Boof--

Memorable Quotes from
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
[first lines]
Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

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[repeated line]
Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh!

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Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
Pedro: What?

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[last lines before post-credit sequence]
Napoleon Dynamite: You wanna play me?

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[last lines]
Napoleon Dynamite: Lucky.

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Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

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Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

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Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

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Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

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Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

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Deb: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.
Napoleon Dynamite: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.

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Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

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Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

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Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

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Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes. Probably the best that I know of.

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Pedro: Did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

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Pedro: Well, what are you going to wear to the dance?
Napoleon Dynamite: Just like a silk shirt or something.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Why do you got your hood on like that?
Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.
Napoleon Dynamite: I know what you mean.

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Napoleon Dynamite: That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior.

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Deb: I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?

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Pedro: They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

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Summer: Well, I never thought I would make it here today. I would make a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, and we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president. So, who wants to eat chimichangas next year? Not me. See, with me it will be summer all year long. Vote for Summer.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, is that a new kid or something?

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Corrina: Bueno?
Napoleon Dynamite: Hello?
Corrina: Who's this?
Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite.
Corrina: Who?
Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite. I'm one of Pedro's best friends.
Corrina: Your name is Napoleon?

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Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today!

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Trisha: Hi, is Napoleon there?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
Trisha: Can I talk to him?
Napoleon Dynamite: You already are.

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Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right.
Kip: It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.

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Napoleon Dynamite: [using time machine] Ow! Ow! Ow! It kills! My pack! Ow! Turn it off! It's a piece of crap and it doesn't work!
Uncle Rico: I coulda told you that.

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Deb: I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?

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Napoleon Dynamite: What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?

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Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
[Through gritted teeth]
Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*.
Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

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Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Pedro: A couple of days.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one?
Pedro: It looks nice.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.

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Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

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Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

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Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

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Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.

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Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

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Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, come get some ham.

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Deb: Are they still letting you run for president?
Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro offers you his protection.

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Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass.

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Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something.
Napoleon Dynamite: Sweet!

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Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.

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Uncle Rico: [talking about the breast enhancers] Why don't you sell some to your girlfriend. Might as well do somethin' while you're doing nothin'.

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Pedro: Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

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Kip: LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.

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Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1: That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2: Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.

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[Deb is making a glamour shot of Uncle Rico]
Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...
[all three turn their heads in a slant]
Deb: Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.
[All three slowly ease up fists under their chins]
Deb: This is looking really good.
Kip: You can say that again.
[Uncle Rico acknowledges]
Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
[Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]
Deb: [takes the picture] That was one that I think is gonna come out really nice.
Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.
[Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]
Uncle Rico: You're up Kip.
Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?
[makes gesture of putting on a vest]

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Napoleon Dynamite, Deb: [Napoleon and Deb are dancing]
Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big.
Deb: Thank you. I made them myself.
Napoleon Dynamite: So you and Pedro getting really serious now?

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Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask?
Pedro: That girl over there.
Napoleon Dynamite: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro: Build her a cake or something.

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Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

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Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.
Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?
Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

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Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!

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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!

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Deb: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know that I think you're a shallow friend.
Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about?

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Napoleon Dynamite: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT.
Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon Dynamite: No. Not unless she likes fish.

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Pedro: Who was that?
Napoleon Dynamite: Trisha.
Pedro: Who's she?
Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance.
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did.

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Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Pedro: Is she hot?
Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself.
[hands him Deb's glamor shot sample]
Pedro: Wow.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
Napoleon Dynamite: Me too.

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Don: Vote for Summer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her.
Don: Then who you gonna vote for?
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think?
[Don scoffs and walks away]
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons?
[Don hands Napoleon a Vote 4 Summer button]
Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away]

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Napoleon Dynamite: [speaking to Pedro and Deb] Are you guys having a killer time?
Deb: Yes.

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Principal Svadean: Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State.

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[Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife]
Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...

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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?
Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.

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Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico: Right on... right on.

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[Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine]
Kip: So are you ready?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

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Kip: So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
Uncle Rico: What? Are you? you're already losing your steam?
Kip: No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all.
Kip: All right.
Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know.
Uncle Rico: You... you? you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window.

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Rex: Bow to your sensei
[kip bows slightly]
Rex: .
[shouts]
Rex: Bow to your sensei!

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Summer: And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round.

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Kip: So when's grandma coming back?
Uncle Rico: I don't know. Not sure.
Napoleon Dynamite: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies.
Uncle Rico: Ha ha! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old.
Kip: I don't mind if you stay.

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Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

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Kip: [typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...
[begins singing]

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Uncle Rico: Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.

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[Napoleon rides up to Kip and LaFawnduh's wedding on a horse]
Napoleon Dynamite: Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

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Napoleon Dynamite: [to Pedro] Just follow your heart. That's what I do.

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Napoleon Dynamite: [while hitch-hiking] So are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?
Cholo No. 1: Simon!
[Mexican slang for "Hell, yeah!"]

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Napoleon Dynamite: Who are you?
LaFawnduh: I'm LaFawnduh.
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here?
LaFawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip?
LaFawnduh: Why are you so sweaty?
Napoleon Dynamite: I've been practicing.
LaFawnduh: Mmmm. Practicing what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Some dance moves.
LaFawnduh: You like dancing?

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D-Qwon: Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
D-Qwon: All right then, let's get started!

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Uncle Rico: We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip: How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip: That's true, that's true.

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Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.
Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds!
Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.
Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

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Kip: [Napoleon has Kip in a sleeper-hold] Ow! Ah geez!
Napoleon Dynamite: What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?
Kip: Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!
Napoleon Dynamite: Fine!
[Napoleon releases Kip]
Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you guys doin'? Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot?
Kip: I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.
Napoleon Dynamite: I did?
Kip: Yeah, is it bleeding?
Napoleon Dynamite: A little bit.

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Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon walks up to Trisha's house to ask her out] Is Trisha here?
Ilene: Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. She's at a friend's house, right now.
Uncle Rico: [from inside Trisha's house, hard at work] Well, hey, Napoleon... Napoleon's m'nephew.
Ilene: Oh, that's nice.
Napoleon Dynamite: Could you just give this to her for me?
[hands Ilene a drawing of Trisha]
Ilene: I certainly could.
Napoleon Dynamite: Thanks.
[Napoleon leaves]
Ilene: Bye-bye.
[Ilene returns to Uncle Rico on the sofa]
Uncle Rico: Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. He still wets the bed and everything.
Ilene: You're kidding.
Uncle Rico: Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and what-not.
Uncle Rico: Anyway uh... so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set, here?

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Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon sits down with Pedro at lunch] Where have you been?
Pedro: I was *seek*.
Napoleon Dynamite: Has Summer said anything to you yet?
Pedro: No, not yet.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, she said no.
Pedro: She did?
[Pedro thinks a second]
Pedro: Well, what about that other girl?
Napoleon Dynamite: What other girl?
Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch.
Napoleon Dynamite: You mean Deb?
Pedro: Yes her.
Napoleon Dynamite: What about her?
Pedro: Well, I asked her out too.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?

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Lyle: Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads.

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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

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Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night?
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
Don: I could kick your butt Napoleon so I'd shut up
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up
Don: What'd you say?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say
Don: Did you say something about my mom?
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't
Don: Do you wanna die Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
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LOL @ CH.

Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora - I don't need to e-mail Troy. I know exactly who you are so quit trippin!

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You are crazier than I thought, crissy-boy, if you think I'm going to read all of that. And it says more about you than it does about me, that this is such a big thing with you. Just go on back to reading your comic books and watching wrestling and the 3 Stooges, pass-times that take your mind off your dashed hopes of ever making it big as a writer of sci-fiction. Po thang. Send him some roses, mizeri. LMAO.
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Yes, you do have to e-mail, Troy, mizeri, because that's the only way you can prove your suspicions. And once you do find out what you hope is the truth, then you can triumphantly "out" me. Go on, I dare you. This would really enhance your own credibility because after all, you have admitted to not being a newbie, claiming you posted here before under another ID. And did I mention that you are full of it, pollen nose. Puleeze.
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Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora - Read and comprehend. I know exactly who you are. Did I mention that you don't run anything around here?



One more time Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora, think ROOOO-SES. And now that you've had your thrill, try to have a NICE day!
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And believe me, mizeri, I know exactly WHAT you are. And you don't want me to go into details about the matter. Now skulk on away with your sneaky self, draggin your dead roses behind you. PHEW.
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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 01:39 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

We'll take it a piece at a time, then, you slack jawed yokel!

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Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night?
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
Don: I could kick your butt Napoleon so I'd shut up
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up
Don: What'd you say?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say
Don: Did you say something about my mom?
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't
Don: Do you wanna die Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

Pure Cynique!

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Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora, you have no idea. Anyway, there comes a point when you're just pissin in the wind so why don't you give it a rest. Go drool on Brotha2ThaNight or something.

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LMAO. You're really have a hard time, givin it a rest yourself, mizeri. If you'd stop trying to portray yourself as this sensible, civil, flawless person instead of the devious hypocrite that you are, I'd sign off. And come to think of it, reading sensual poetry by a talented brotha is certainly more stimulating than wasting my time on a mundane mope like you so, yeah, Buh Bye.
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Poor crissy-boy. He just can't get me out of his system. It's a mystery to me why he feels he has to try and explain me to people. Who cares? And none of this distracts from the fact that he is a vacillating, blathering wind bag with an inflated self-image. yawnnnnnn.
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I'm having a deja vu moment. Didn't Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora say buh bye to this thread yesterday? Go back to Brotha2ThaNight and have another orgasm. Go on Girl, you deserve it.

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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 02:35 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

As has been proven by you, mizeri, "all good byes ain't gone".
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Wow - That was too fast! Next time, take your time Cynique/Cynnique/Pandora - no need to hurry. LOL!

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Posted on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 02:46 pm:   Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Cynique:

All I need to get you out of my system is some Ex-Lax--hahaha! Boy that was a good one!

Some more Dynamite for you:

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!

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Face it Cynique--these are postcards from your life in Mayberry!
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Sounds like you're still constipated to me, crissasshsole. And one would think that somebody from a place like St Louis would have a little edge to them instead of being a square, wimpy, wanna-be, like you who could never be accused of being worldly. While you're jackin off, thinkin about Cynique while looking at Napolean whoever, I am watching SIN CITY, a reaaaly good flick. Jeeze. You're a joke.
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Talking about somebody into comic book movies-ha! Napoleon Dynamite is more your speed--unless you prefer being the token black on Andy of Mayberry.
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Sin City is classic film noir, dumdum. Andy Griffin? Napoleon Dynamite? 2 of your favorites, apparently. I repeat. You're a big phony joke.
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chrisgayden u really need to lay off of her ... it's like you live to write the same punk ass material directed at cynique.. when half the time she isn't even thinking aboiut u ... grow up



...beotch :-)
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Overlook poor chrishayden, Dobes. The insipid ol geezer just wants somebody to pay attention to him.

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