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Chrishayden
"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Username: Chrishayden

Post Number: 584
Registered: 03-2004

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Posted on Wednesday, September 01, 2004 - 05:39 pm:   

You know I was going to go into my usual Chris Hayden Midwestern Hyprocritical Holier Than Thou Thang because I do not read those magazines--unless of course I see them lying around somewhere and then only for the articles--and then I remembered that I don't have to because I have a lot of female pulchritude around to leer at almost every day.

You should have seen this one fine foxy number today, short skin the color of devils food cake, tight red pants, buxom, foxy hair down to her waist (it was hers. She bought it all. She owned it, cash money) haha! She looked better than Halle Berry because she was here live and in the fine brown foxy flesh. Who needs that fake stuff when you are an old reprobate and every damn thing you see looks good to you!

What kind of women do I like? Live ones, mostly!

Hahahaha!

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