"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Post Number: 526
|Posted on Monday, July 26, 2004 - 05:00 pm: |
Yawl always SAY "She bettah not be doing!...Ain't nobody bettah ever screw my man!...If he did you, you and me are thru!"...etc...etc. But I have been in...<<"uhn>>...seen...<<"clearingthroat">>...heard about (yeah. that's it: "heard about") too many 'situations' where women will loudly/proudly proclaim how they would NEVER be in such a situation yet some how they end up playin' or getting played by "a friend" in this way only for things to eventually get smooth over.
"Awl! Come on now baby! We didn't mean to do it. She was lying down. You know we wouldn't try to hurt you.
Well. See. Uh? I was just casually walking by. Right? You know, minding mine. All of a sudden...outtah now where...I slipped (I think the floor was wet) and fell, of all the possible places, right down on top of her.
And well, you know I was going to get right up. But dang! My fly was open. Wouldn't you know it, so was her's. And we just kinda got stuck together for a little while. I think our zippers got entwined.
So whatchu saw was not REALLY whatchu saw. We were just pushing and pulling to try to get free. But we thought, if we try to got in and out, that would help get us free. So that's what we were doing: going in and out, in and out...IN AND OUT!
And can you believe it, just before you walked thru the door, we were ALMOST free.
BELIEVE me, Baby! I promise. The whole thing was an accident!...I promise!"
"Uh! Well. Okay baby. I believe you. And I will mop the floor, just so it don't happen again. Oh! Grab your purse and come on girl. Let's go shopping. They've got a 50% off sale at Bloomingdales!"