"Cyniquian" Level Poster
Post Number: 8316
|Posted on Friday, February 09, 2007 - 02:49 pm: |
Let's cut the sh*t and be real and plain here about ALL of the current crop of presidential candidates who are NOT named Barak Obama:
@ John Edwards - Millionaire shyster attorney who essentially bought his way in being a Senator in podunk South Carolina. But then could NOT even deliver the state to John Kerry during the 2004 presidential election. His former Senate seat was immediately claimed by the GOP and his standing in SC is such that he couldn't reclaim his former position in the Senate if he tried. The SMARTEST person in his household is his WIFE, Elizabeth. He needs to get the fuhk out of her way and tend to their kids while SHE runs for president. 'Cause, unlike him, I'd SERIOUSLY consider voting for HER.
@ John McCain - Got in the Senate and maintains esteem PRIMARILY because he was a POW. Has an interesting legislative record but is a war HAWK who's inclined to get us even DEEPER into that shyt in Iraq than we already are in. And inspite of his defiant postering, his actual congressional VOTING record is as conservative as most you'll find in the Senate.
@ Joseph Biden - Solid Democrat and overall a smart, engaging and charismatic man who's just busting to say the dumbest shyt that'll come to his mind. And that don't even include his inclination to fabricate sh*t about his history via lifting parts of OTHER mofo's biographies. Bidens living proof of how its what you AVOID saying can say MORE about you than what you do say.
@ Hillary Clinton - Boringa$$, wooden women who couldn't spell Charisma if you spotted her Charis. Help elect and steward a profoundly MEDIOCRE presidency, one in which the only thing we recall of it is welfare reform, sperm-stained, cigar-cQQchie interns and that it provided a near PERFECT prelude to the presidency of George Bush. Of course, the ONLY dayam reason she's even in the Senate is because she faithfully played the Stand By You Mayne role through that Lewinski fiasco. And she signed off on and continues to support a war that by EVERY decent measure is a wholesale catastrophe (Can't risk pissing off so many gun-totting, Arab-hating hillbillys that it fuhks up my becoming the first 'MADAME' President.).
Oh. I know Black foks don't want me to mention all of the Black foks the Clintons fuhked over while Bill was in office (Lani Gaunier, Dr. Jocelyn Elders, Ron Brown, Ron Espy, etc.). That's why I didn't mention any of that.